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Oh my god! People hate me and are telling me bad things!
Nazi Punk: The biggest oxymoron.(2/24/05)
Whore Alert
Watch out Microsoft(2/25/05)
High School Jocks: Your'e Still Gay(2/26/05)
George Bush, Your America's Number One Idiot.(2/27/05)
Sick of the whinning moaning goth kids? So am I!(2/28/05)
Im so tired of those enlargement adds...(3/1/05)
Regis Philbin: I hate you. (3/2/05)
People, lay the hell off my Doritos!(3/3/05)
Wanna date me? Don't come off as a slut.(3/4/05)
If you knew what diversity was, your wrong.(3/5/05)
Cocaine: The 'cool' thing. (3/6/05)
One game you'll never play. (3/7/05)
If you're going to open a bank account, don't go to Bank of America. (3/8/04)
Girls, AIM names, their icons, and profiles: Making a point.(3/11/05)
Reality TV: The equivilency of the coolness of me stepping in dog shit as I wake up.
If I ruled the world, everyone would be happy. (3/15/05)
Don't watch the Underground Comedy Movie. Ever. (3/17/05)
Ever wonder why I hate elevators? (3/18/05)
Friendly's blows ass. Thats why a guy with a hairy ass gets more hits on his site than they do. (3/19/05)
Procrasination: My Specialty (3/20/05)
I said it once, I'll say it again. Astrology is bullshit.(3/25/05)
Being a janitor means that your not remotely close to human.(3/26/05)
Kidney Stones hurt more than I were to hurt you for being a lame ass poseur. (4/18/05)
Got bullshit? This guy does! (5/2/05)
Religion with a tricky toungue! New hatemail (5/04/05)
The 90s: The worst thing since the 1980s. (5/11/05)
Shitty update about a shitty product. (5/22/05)
Emo kids need to be castrated...oh wait...they already were..(5/25/05)
NAMBLA: Molestors Legally Being With Your Children. (6/19/05)
"No sir, you can't sneak by me while the wax is still wet." (6/21/05)
If you are having a bad crotch day, don't take it out on me.(6/29/05)
Mall closed to you snot nosed punks. Get a job. (7/14/05)
Huge, important news. This applies to everyone.(7/24/05)
Peter Jennings died. Tough shit. (8/08/05)
We need more people like Larry in this world.(8/15/05)
Wonder why I haven't updated this in a while?(9/28/05)
If you have a weak stomach, don't click this. (10/10/05)
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