Jokes, Insults
***If stupidity were painful- you’d be dead…
***There’s no “I” in Dumbass- but there is a “U”…
***Pull your lip over you head and swallow…
***It takes me 42 muscles to frown- but it only takes me 10 to raise my middle finger and say, “Bite me”…
***Boys are like werewolves- half man, half dog…
***Boys are like mascara- they run at the first sign of emotion…
***If God made everything beautiful- who the hell made you?!…
***Roses are Green, Violets are Black, and your chest is nearly as flat as my back…
***Your mothers so dirty, she made Speed Stick slow down…
***Fashion Tip 101- you only need one pair of socks at a time- and they belong to your feet not your Bra…
***You’re so fat you ate Jenny AND Craig…

Sports!
So i was watching the Olympic Games this morning- the beach volleyball game between USA and Canada. And dude- the Ref was an Idiot. Canada still won (20-10or 11) but that's not the point. USA spiked the ball to Canada's side and the guy hit it. He dove down for the ball, it went over and the Ref didn't call anything right away. The Ref blew his whistle while the ball was in the air, and sed that when the Canadain dove for the ball, it hit the sand first. [It really didn't]. The Canadian's hand was PARTIALLY under the sand when the ball his his hand, and it still wnet over. And if the ball actually hit the sand before the guy hit it- the Ref should be smart enough to call it right away than 3 hits later. Come on dude, who the fcuk hires these stupid Refs?! But still- Canada beat USA. ***********************HOCKEY***********************
Hockey season is starting soon, and dude, The Leafs should win the cup. - I HOPE they win. They havn't won for like- 50 years or sumthing. They got new players on their team, if they dont get The Cup this year, they proabably never will. Alot of other players on the team are getting older and older with so many Back, Knee and Everything Else kind of injuries. dude, i'm just hoping that they will win this year. Still a fan tho:) *Go Leafs Go*! Get all the stats on your fav. team+players "www.nhl.com"

Links
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