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Let me live my life
Sunday, March 6, 2005
Stupid joke that made me laugh
Mood:  spacey
Now Playing: Smile Empty Soul - Silhouettes
Topic: Random
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him ... faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping ... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... ......................on the heels of the terrified man. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything... but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and,

..............the coffin stops.

Posted by punk5/ifitwerentforu at 14:15 CST
Updated: Sunday, March 6, 2005 14:54 CST
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Solitary Sunday
Mood:  lazy
Now Playing: Slipknot - " Vermillion pt. 2 "
Topic: Random


"Vermillion"

hey ppl
i just made this page hopefully it'll be better than my past ones. A lill about me if ya wanna knoe.. is my name is Erin. I am a Freshman at AHS in Tennessee. I am a semi intelligent person. I love to write, its just other ppl who don't like it when i tell it like i see it. I am severly opinionated. I love music and songwriting. It kinda helps me stay alive. Another thing that keeps me alive is my boyfriend eric. he's keeps me sane, b/c he knows the real me, which i'm too afraid to show anyone b/c i'm kinda insecure of ppl who judge me. but he's silly and funny and keeps me smiling which is great. but enough about that , i'm not always depressed sounding. I can be very energetic and optimistic alot of the time. I play the guitar, although i'm not that great i can play alot, and i love doing it. I am also in the school choir, which everyone thinks is dorky, but i think its another way to express my "individuality". I don't like it when ppl tell me how to live my life..Hence why the name of my blog is such. if they want me to do something, they should test it out first b4 they screw my life up. Its messy enough. Well i have had a lot of terrible things happen to me in the past that i'd rather not mention right now
well anyways this year has been great so far i have wonderful friends and my homelife hasn't been terrible. so hopefully it'll only get better. so now i'm going to leave you with some lyrics from unwrtten law - save me.

Had a bad day, don't talk to me
gonna ride this out,
my little black heart, breaks apart,
with your big mouth.

and i'm sick of my sickness
don't touch me, you'll get this
i'm useless, lazy, perverted
and you hate me

you can't save me
you can't change me
well i'm waiting for my wake up call
and everything, everything's my fault

went to the doctor, and i asked her
to make this stop
got medication- a new addiction
fuckin thanks a lot.

had a relapse, i'm outta rehab
it ruins everything
so point your finger, at the senior
he's in the pharmacy

you can't save me
you can't change me
well i'm waiting for my wake up call
and everything, everything's my fault

and i'm a death threat haven't slept yet,
baby why the wake up call
i'm a bad boy, tell the tabloids,
everythings my fault

whoa whoa yeah, write it write it
whoa whoa yeah, write it write it
whoa whoa everything's my fault
everything's my fault

i went to heaven, i couldn't get in
for what i have done
i said please take me, they said you're crazy
you had too much fun

you can't save me
you can't change me
well i'm waiting for my wake up call
and everything's my fault

you can't save me
you can't blame me
well i'm waiting here to take a fall
and everything, everything's my fault

you can't save me
you can't change me
(everything's my fault)
you can't save me
you can't change me
(everything's my fault)
you can't save me
you can't change me
(everything's my fault)
you can't save me
you can't change me
everyhing's my fault

Posted by punk5/ifitwerentforu at 10:17 CST
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