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		Patrick Matthew Dean Jason Jonathan Scott
		Paki (Patrick)	Current age: 17 Residence: anywhere he can get fed Vodka and Coke through a drip… Likes: good music, good noise, making noise, the bongos, driving, vodka and coke, staying awake all night for no apparent reason. Dislikes: annoying things, a lack of vodka and coke, not getting any sleep for days on end (although he seems to have a weird fetish for being a night owl), the thought of having short hair again *shudders* Frequently says: “a say hi!!! Jeepers!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, “FO, I CBA”
		Baldrick (Matthew)	Current age: 16 Residence: anywhere with a constant supply of stout to help him en route to getting a beer belly Likes: sheep (preferably of the ginger nature), being culchy, banjo’s, members of the same sex, a good old fisting session from time to time, winklepickers (good long ones that substitute the fact that no one wants to fist him) Dislikes: the entire straight community, shepherds, birds (yet he still loves going out shooting where he has to pick them up). Frequently says: “YER WELL!!!!!!!”
		Atwell (Dean)	Current age: 16 Residence: Brookeborough ROCK MOTHERFUCKING CITY! Likes: Music that no-one else in FMT likes, having a three ft fringe, geeeetars, girls, father teed, http://deanatwell.deviantart.com, sitting on msn for 10+ hours a day when not at school, being the laziest cunt in FMT Dislikes: Chavs, teenyboppers, dance music, having to do work, not getting enough sleep, having to go to work, not having the internet… Frequently says: “You leave me alone”
		Milky Bar Kid (Jason)	Current age: 16 Residence: Tresna!!!! aka Wilderness between Brookeborough, Tempo, Maguiresbridge and other smaller holes of interest. Likes: The 60s, punk, anarchy (even though he’s a democrat at heart), solving fights through talking (not as fun but hey, keeps us outta trouble!!!), good music, acoustic geetars, geetars, being lazy. Dislikes: Being told what to do, fighting, having to do physical exercise (even though he’s the most sporty of the lotta us!!!!) Frequently says: "I'll get mad..."
		Jonny Potta (Jonathan)	Current Age: 16 Residence: Deep inside the forests of Fardross Likes: Geetars, weemen, old rusted Ford Fiestas which have red flames, getting very drunk, playing drums in a wee kilt for Fardross, chickens. Dislikes: Getting so drunk he can't remember what he did last night (although he does still get very drunk), people who insult Fardross Pipe Band. Frequently says: "There'll be less of it!", "Fair play", "Yer well?"
		Bull (Scott)	Current Age: 16 (in human years) Residence: A green pasture near Clogher. Likes: Novas, rallying, hitting people, being ignorant, Novas (again). Dislikes: Lipsett beating him in rallying, Chemistry and teacher, Physics and te... ok school, being beaten in an arm wrestle (doesn't happen though). Frequently says: "F*ck off", "Moo".