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Our Founder

Well here I am. Don't I look like a happy bitch? Oh if only you knew. I am as unstable as a box of sweaty dynamite. Without my medication (alcohol and marijuana), I'm little more than a drooling derelict with a bad attitude.

Well I am many things, but a failure is near the top of the list. Oh you name it, I've fucked it up, school, jobs, relationships. Career? Ha! It's a little too late to worry about that now. It was while doing two ugly guys at the same time that I decided I had to make my mark on the world. I had to sit down and ponder my life. What do I like? What do I want? Well as it turned out, my two main interests are music and sex. That revelation guided my way to the creation of Double D Records.

First of all I love dick. Nothing is better than being on my knees in front of a man. I think even if I was a guy I'd have to have a good dick now and then. I can see why guys play with themselves every chance they get. I would too!

It was after a 12 hour shift at K-Mart that I discovered I could also lay down with a woman. I had been standing at the register all day and I just wanted to go home to the trailer. Well my neighbor wanted to talk so I let her in. She saw how tired I was sitting on the couch, and before I could protest, she started rubbing my feet. Oh it felt so good. I closed my eyes and the next thing I knew she was sucking my toes! Well one thing lead to another and......

I wanted a music career, but I can't play an instrument. I'm a half-ass kareoke singer at best, and all guys want to do is stare at my tits when I sing anyway.

So now I want to help others, those with talant, those who have a chance to make it with their music and avoid being dishwashers, janitors or Marines. I won't get you on the cover of Metal Edge, but I'll get your music into the hands of people who matter, pissed off little dirt bags who are also sick of the RIAA.

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