The Double D Bimbos Street Team!
Do you know a hot chick in the trailer next door? How about the girl at the drive-thru window that serves the burgers you flip all day? Would they like to make a little money? Would they like to sell your music and the music of your fellow Double D artists? C'mon help me out! I can't be the only ho working here.
Hey even if she doesn't measure a Double D, she can still rock like Wendy O. Williams. It's been my experience that a girl can sell a CD of an unknown band a lot easier than a guy can (espescially when it's his band). It's true, try it sometime. Give a girl 10 of your CDs and tell her to go bar hopping and sell as many as she can. You do the same thing. Guess who'll have hers all sold before you can give away two or three? That's right, girls are great at sales. If you know (or if you are) a girl that's up for a challange, tell her about Double D Records. Help yourself and your fellow artists. Maybe if we get enough girls we can have a contest or something.
All girls will get their photo, location, and sales numbers posted here. Don't worry girls, you'll get a cut. Contact Double D for more info.
Shelly here lives in Ft. Myers, FL and is always hard at work selling CDs when she's not editing those newspapers full of coupons.
This is my friend Ming. She works in a bar across town. She sells CDs while watering down drinks and making lonely sailors happy.
This is Tanya. She's a for-inner from Russia. She's a mail order bride that lives two trailers down. She works at the museum uptown. She hasn't sold any CDs yet, but I scored with her. She likes to have her salad tossed.
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