[({^|*Jaydess*|^})] "The xtreme lifestyle is something you're born with, not something you eventually grow into."

::People Used:: Myself and Probably Some Others

::People Mentioned:: You Know, You Have Eyes, You Can Read (I Hope), So Read It Yourself Dumbass!

::Goals:: Any Title

::OOC:: Layout Given To Me By Lauren Thompson

::Contact Info::E-Mail: wicked_sk8r_gurl@hotmail.com

(+The scene opens up in a huge two story house just LA, California. It's about ten in the morning. The house is right on the ocean, complete with it's own private beach around it. The scene goes inside the house as we see the federation's newbie, Jaydess, sitting with some friends in her house. They are all huddled around the kitchen area and television area in the first floor. Sphinx and Randy are sitting on the couch watching The Osbounes while Tatum, and Elle are all sitting around the kitchen table. Tatum and Elle are both sitting next to each other, eating fruit out of a big bowl between them, and Jaydess is going through her purse, clearing it out. She pulls out all her cards and starts going through each one. Tatum looks over at all the cards, then pulls one of them out and looks at it.+) .:.:The Flaky One Tatum:.:. Whoa, is this a gym card? .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. Oh yea, gym member. I try to go at least four times a week, but I've missed the last......1200 times. What can I say? Ever since I got this house and a workout room and equipment of my own, I don't need to go anymore. .:.:The Smarter One Sphinx:.:. So why don't you quit? (+Jaydess gets out of her seat, takes the card away from Tatum, and walks over toward the couch where Sphinx is.+) .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. You don't think I've tried? You think I like having $50 taken out of my bank account every month? They make you go all the way down there! Then, they use all these phrases and peppiness to try and confuse you. And then, they bring out Micah. .:.:The Smarter One Sphinx:.:. Who's Micah? .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. Ahh, Micah. You can't say no to him. He's like this lycra, spandex covered, gym treat. I mean, he puts Randy Orton to shame. .:.:The Smarter One Sphinx:.:. Do you need me to go down there with you and hold your hand? .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. No. .:.:The Smarter One Sphinx:.:. So you're strong enough to face him alone? .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. Oh no, you'll have to come. (+Later That Day+) (+The scene opens up in a gym just a few blocks down from Jaydess' house. We see the main lobby. Jaydess and Sphinx just walked in. Before they approach the main desk, Sphinx pulls Jaydess aside to get her ready.+) .:.:The Smarter One Sphinx:.:. Now, remember what we talked about. You got to be strong! .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. Yes. [{Manlier}] Yes! .:.:The Smarter One Sphinx:.:. Now, one more time. [{Mimicking a strong, muscle mans voice}] "Hey, don't you want a washboard stomach and rock hard pecs?" .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. "No, I want a flabby gut and saggy woman breasts." .:.:Se7en's Best Friend Ashton:.:. Good, that's good. (+They approach the desk and a big muscle guy in a polo shirt gets up to help them.+) .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. I wanna quit the gym. .:.:Desk Guy:.:. You want to quit? .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. I wanna quit the gym. .:.:Desk Guy:.:. You do realize you won't have access to our new full service Swedish spa? (+Jaydess looks back at Sphinx uncertain, then turns back around again.+) .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. I wanna quit the gym. .:.:Desk Guy:.:. Ok. Dave in the membership office handles the quitters. (+Sphinx pats Jaydess on the back as they both head towards the membership office next to the desk. But the desk guy stops Sphinx.+) .:.:Desk Guy:.:. Excuse me, are you a member? .:.:The Smarter One Sphinx:.:. Me? No. .:.:Desk Guy:.:. Sorry, memebers only. .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. I wanna quit the gym! .:.:The Smarter One Sphinx:.:. It's ok man, be strong! (+Sphinx flexes her muscle, then snarls at Jaydess. Jaydess looks at the desk guy, flexes and snarls very shakyly at him, then walks into the office.+) .:.:Desk Guy:.:. So, are you a member of any gym? .:.:The Smarter One Sphinx:.:. No, and I'm not going to be. So you can save your little speech. .:.:Desk Guy:.:. Ok. [{To Someone Else}] Could you come here for a second? (+While Sphinx is flipping through a magazine, a spitting image of Randy Orton walks up behind her in just a towel, looks oh-so yummy.+) .:.:Micah:.:. Hey, I'm Micah. (+Sphinx turns around and is in awe of the guy in front of her.+) .:.:The Smarter One Sphinx:.:. Hummm..... (+Inside The Membership Office+) (+We're in the membership office now with Dave, a huge African American guy sitting across Jaydess at a desk. Jaydess has her hand firmly on top of the desk.+) .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. I wanna quit the gym! .:.:Dave The Membership Guy:.:. Now, can you honestly tell me that you're 100% satisfied with your body? .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. YES! Yes....most of the time. I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have! (+With that said, she flashes him a smile.+) .:.:Dave The Membership Guy:.:. We were voted 'Best Equipped Gym In LA' two years in a row. Do you really wanna give that up? .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. Yes! I hate it here! Everything that you have here is very heavy. (+Dave's phone rings, so he answers it.+) .:.:Dave The Membership Guy:.:. Yea?...........really............ok! (+Dave hangs up.+) .:.:Dave The Membership Guy:.:. You don't want to make your friend work out alone, do you? .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. What friend? .:.:Dave The Membership Guy:.:. Your friend Sphinx. Just joined. (+Dave opens up the blinds behind him to reveal Sphinx on one of those stationary bicycle things, riding it really fast, and having Micah standing right by her, dabbing her forehead once in awhile. Sphinx looks over through the window at Jaydess and waves cheerfully. Jaydess just rolls her eyes.+) (+That Night+) (+The scene opens up at a coffee shop just a few buildings over from Jaydess' house. Randy, Tatum and Elle are all sitting on a couch together, talking amungst themselves when Sphinx and Jaydess come walking in, dejected.+) .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. Hey. .:.:The Neat One Elle:.:. Hey, so did you quit? .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. No, I almost did. Couldn't leave Sphinx there without a spotter. .:.:The Flaky One Tatum:.:. Wait, now, so you joined th gym too? (+Sphinx sits on a chair next to the couch, Jaydess sits on the arm rest, and Tatum starts laughing.+) .:.:The Smarter One Sphinx:.:. And that's funny, why? .:.:The Flaky One Tatum:.:. Well, I was just picturing you working out, and em,....that's it. .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. We're doomed, ok? They're gonna take $50 out of our bank accounts every month for the rest of our lives. What are we gonna do? .:.:The Neat One Elle:.:. Well, you coult actually go to the gym. (+Sphinx and Jaydess start crackin up.+) .:.:The Smarter One Sphinx:.:. Or, or, we could go to the bank, close off our accounts, and cut them off at the source! .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. You're a genius! .:.:The Stupid One Randy:.:. Oh man, this means we won't be bank buddies anymore! .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. Now there's two reasons! (+The Next Day+) (+The scene opens up in Sphinx and Jaydess' bank. Sphinx and Jaydess slyly appoach one of the desks and take a seat in front of a teller.+) .:.:The Smarter One Sphinx:.:. Hello .:.:Bank Teller Guy:.:. Hi. .:.:The Smarter One Sphinx:.:. We would like to close our accounts. .:.:Bank Teller Guy:.:. Is there some sort of a problem? .:.:The Smarter One Sphinx:.:. No, no. .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. No, we'd just like to close them. .:.:Bank Teller Guy:.:. ..................ok. Mr. Walthem takes care of all our closures. [{To Him}] Would you come over here, please? (+This spittin image of Brad Pitt comes walking over next to the guy at the desk.+) .:.:Charles Walthem:.:. Hi, I'm Charles. .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. I wanna quit the bank! (+Later That Night+) (+The scene opens up at Jaydess' house. Sphinx and Jaydess are sitting next to each other on the couch, Elle is hovering over them close behind, and Tatum and Randy are sitting together on a chair next to them.}] .:.:The Neat One Elle:.:. So you didn't leave the bank? .:.:The Smarter One Sphinx:.:. No. And somehow we came out of there with a joint checking account. .:.:The Flaky One Tatum:.:. What would you ever use that for? .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. To.....pay for the gym. .:.:The Smarter One Sphinx:.:. Alright. Well, we should take off. You have to get up in the morning for your debut interview. We'll be back sometime tomorrow night. .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. OK. (+Sphinx, Randy, Elle and Tatum all get up and walk out of the house, leaving Jaydess still sitting on her couch. She eventually gets up and heads towards her bedroom.+) (+The Next Morning+) (+The scene opens up in Jaydess' house. It looks very, very neat too. The interviewer is there, sitting with Jaydess in the living room area. Jaydess is on a couch while the interviewer woman is on a chair across from her.+) .:.:The Interviewer Woman:.:. Well then, lets get this thing started, shall we? First question. What was your life like growing up? .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. OK, this will not take long, I promise. Well, I grew up in a happy family in Salvador da Bahia, Brazil. That would explain the accent. But even though I am from there, I don't look the part. It was a great time in my life, but at the same time, it was the worst time in my life. See, I didn't know this at the time, cause I thought my mother was just super-caring, but my mother was an evil woman. She was an attention wanting, greedy witch and I hope she dies. See, back in the day, well, up until I was 16, I got sick all the time. It was hard not having a life. I was winding up in the hopsital every other week with something. It was horrible. I eventually had to drop out of school and just be home schooled, and I didn't really have many friends. One day, when I was in the hospital, my doctor came in cause he noticed I had over-dosed on one of my medications. I didn't recall ever over-dosing on it. I told him that my mother gave me my medicine and made sure I took it every day. That was when they came to the conclusion that my mother had been the one who over-dosed me. They researched a little bit, and found a big thing that I could never swallow until I was 16. My mother was the one who was doing this, who was making me sick, all because she was the one who wanted attention for it. She had been putting this stuff that makes people throw up in my food when she'd feed me. But I never thought she would be doing this to me. She seemed to care for me. But once they proved her guilty, I was put in a foster home. I didn't like it at first, but as the years went on, I considered them family. See, my father and older brother never wanted to realize that my mother was making me sick, cause they didn't want the responsibility put on them about how they didn't stop her and try to help me. So now, at 19, I am out on my own, making my own rules, trying to do good, the kind of good my mother never could. I haven't been sick since I was 16, and now, I cannot stand the smell or taste of grape, cause it reminded me of the stuff my mother slipped in my food to make me sick. Becuase of her, I live in hell everyday, but I try and make the most of it. .:.:The Interviewer Woman:.:. Well, what do you think of the federation so far? .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. Well, before I actually signed the contract, I watched the federation on tv for a good two months or so, and found myself seeing what was ahead of me. For one thing, just to put this on the record, just because I’m a woman and am considered 'pretty' doesn’t mean I am going am going to loof around, fucking around with every guy here. I am as independant as they come. I never need anyone to do my dirty work. Hell, I wouldn't have signed up for the federation if I didn't want to do my own work. I dunno, maybe I'll align myself with someone, manage, or even hook up with a guy, but I don't know right now. But I will not be labeled a slut just because I am considered 'hot'. No. Oh, and another thing - I loath being called a diva. To me, that is an insult. See, 'diva', in my point of view, is just another word for easy. .:.:The Interviewer Woman:.:. What exactly do you have planned for your wrestling career here? .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. When it comes to wrestling, yea, I won't wrestle girls. Why? Because the girls I've seen in the professional wrestling world are a bunch of brain-dead biotches who couldn't tie their own shoe-laces, much less actually get into the ring and put their freshly painted nails on the line. See, for me, I will go to the top, fast. But it won't be through going through women. But, if it's the only way I can climb that oh-so-fabulous ladder of success, than I will gladly decimate some pretty bitches, gladly. But other than that, God no! Speaking of which, looking at the female roster now, there's nothing to be concerned about. I mean, wow, there are practically no females here, much less an actual women's division. So I won't have to worry about being put down in that bullshit of a division just because I have a pussy and tits. Most women in the pro wrestling world are just here to look pretty and try to get into guys pants. I hate that so much. This is a wrestling federation, not Blind Date. .:.:The Interviewer Woman:.:. Well, what type of wrestling are you into? .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. Well, I am a mix of both martial arts and very, very extreme moves. I have always been about pleasing my fans. That is what fans are for, right? I mean, they pay for the tickets, and as wrestling superstars, you should make them happy all the time. That is why I don't hesitate to put my body on the line day in, day out. Hell, it's more fun that way. I can't think of a day when I wouldn't want to take the risk of ending my career. Just the rush of it all gets me all riled up. And i know it's sick, but i love the sight of my own blood. It drives me. People who have seen me in action before seem to think I am a female version of Rey Mysterio. Well, I get pretty happy when they say that, seeing as I base my work off his. But bascially, that is it. All I can say before I go is, never ever doubt a badass son of a bitch like me. Never. .:.:The Interviewer Woman:.:. And, one more - woman to woman, which guy here do you think you'd like to get, oh I don't know, close to? .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. Oh sweet Jesus. Well, I suppose that'd be Mr. Brian Graves. But hey, that's just me. .:.:The Interviewer Woman:.:. Thank you for your time. .:.:The Xtreme Goddess Jaydess:.:. No problem. (+The interviewer walks out of the house as Jaydess just keeps sitting there, thinking to herself as the scene fades.+)