i can never think of decent titles so here goes................................................... MATTY ATKINSON BUTTFUCKS FUCKING GINGER BITCHES FROM FLEETWOOD WHILST TOM MAGUIRE EATS KIDS IN THE NAME OF OBESITY!

Very slowly, the monkey falls to the blood soaked earth with a pathetic thud. The End of an era the monkey has fallen to greater powers. The Monkey dies - The MOOSE now rules the world ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This website is not intended to offend (except if ure a townie from fleetwood), this website is neither inteded to rip piss (apart from jokes section) This website just aims to create awareness of all wankers in this world and if you dont live in Lancashire you wont have a fucking clue where fleetwood is. In this case you can go fuck yaselves muthafuckas coz PUNK FUCKIN RULEZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

My Favorite Web Sites

BadReligion.com - The Best punk band website with free mp3s and videos
SystemofaDown.com - Fucking Rules!
Murderdolls.com - Only Joking!

Jokes

• A Man is pulled over by a police officer on the motorway for speeding, the policeman asked the driver why are you speeding? He replies, I am late for work. The policeman then asks the man what he does for a living. The driver says I am a rectum expander. What does that job involve? asks the policeman smirking. Well, said the driver, I start with one finger, then two and eventually stick one fist then two up a mans arse until it expands to six feet wide! The policeman looked worried and asked: What do you do with a six foot arsehole? The man replies: We give them a Burberry hat and a Rockport coat and call them Townies!
• What do you throw to a drowning Townie? - His Wife And Kids!
• How do you tell apart Fleetwood girls from Fleetwood Boys? - The Fleetwood Girls Have higher sperm counts
• Why wasn't Jesus born in Fleetwood? - God Could'nt find three wise men or a virgin!
• Whats the difference between a townie and a shopping trolley? - A Shopping trolley has a mind of its own
• Why do Townies smell so much? - So Blind people can hate them aswell!
• Why do so many townies have moustaches? - To look more like their mothers!
• What do you call a fleetwood townie in a five bedroom detached house? - A Fucking burgular