Ex-girlfriend: listen, i don't want to talk to you anymore than you want to talk to me. but you're insulting a very close friend of mine, and you need to take responsibility for your actions instead of just brushing it off like a scared little boy
Roommate: who r u
Roommate: do i like u
Ex-girlfriend: no, you don't like me.
Roommate: r u a hag?
Roommate: then why r u talkin to me?
Ex-girlfriend: no, are you a fuckface?
Roommate: i don't understand stupid ppl
Roommate: i will fuck ur face if u like
Ex-girlfriend: yeah, i don't understand you either
Ex-girlfriend: what would you fuck it with?
Roommate: wow, way to come up with a god response
Ex-girlfriend: hey, you leave the opportunity
Ex-girlfriend: thanks for that
Roommate: well, u see, there is this thing called a penis, u would know more abt it if there wasn't always one in ur mouth
Ex-girlfriend: that make a lot of sense. no, really it does. because, why would i know what a penis was if there was always one in my face? good call, dickhead
Roommate: ya, now ur gettin it whorebag
Roommate: or maybe u like cunt...i know personally that it tastes pretty good./..u give goo face?
Ex-girlfriend: listen pal, why don't you just quit dicking around and say what you did?
Ex-girlfriend: are you too scared or something?
Roommate: haha u think that i am scared of u hag? it is to laugh
Roommate: scared of someone who can't do nething to harm me...hahah
Ex-girlfriend: hag? is that one of those big kid words?
Roommate: thats pretty funny
Ex-girlfriend: you? i could break you over my knee, you wirey piece of shit
Roommate: if u don't understand what a hag is u diseas ridden pile of whore, then u really need to get outta the third grade and join the rest of us in college
Ex-girlfriend: at least i got into a decent college
Ex-girlfriend: not that you'd know what that is
Roommate: that is a direct threat to my well being...all i have to do is ping ur IP, adn i can send u to prison
Ex-girlfriend: unfortunately, it's about a big of a deal as you calling me a "disease ridden pile of whore"
Roommate: but then, u woudl like to get raped by all th nice ladies there, woudln't u?
Roommate: umm...no not actually
Roommate: retard
Ex-girlfriend: no, but i'm sure you could use the action. i'll have them sent right over
Ex-girlfriend: oh, believe me, i'm not the retard here
Roommate: ur right, maybe to pay them for ur time with them, as u can't seem to hande ur own shit at all
Ex-girlfriend: see, i can handle my own shit. that's why instead of running away, i confront people
Ex-girlfriend: unlike other kids i know who try to run away from their actions
Roommate: hahahahahahahhaah riiiiiiiight ur not the retard here douche bag...why don't u go eat ur best friends douche nu
Roommate: run away huh?
Ex-girlfriend: see, i'm not the retard, because i actually know who i'm talking to
Ex-girlfriend: you can't say that
Ex-girlfriend: you're such an idiot
Roommate: i seem to be handlin myself with u u sophomoric and insipid pile of shit
Ex-girlfriend: do you think i'd send my friends to do my dirty work?
Roommate: umm yes
Ex-girlfriend: i can handle myself
Ex-girlfriend: see, that's where you're wrong
Roommate: ooo not been gettin any good action lately neet rosie to take care of it for u?
Ex-girlfriend: see, you're still stuck on that prison sex topic. it's old. it doesn't affect me, or make me scared
Ex-girlfriend: you're still talking to the same person you were 30 minutes ago
Ex-girlfriend: and you couldn't figure that out
Roommate: well, one can get used to anything i suppose....
Ex-girlfriend: yes, it's called adaptation. but that's off-topic
Roommate: but onto a new topic..and no i wasn't pisshole
Ex-girlfriend: yeah, it is. i said i'd leave you alone once you came clean, and i mean it
Roommate: no, actuaslly im not, i was talkin to this wonderful woman i am trying to make mine 3 min ago
Roommate: if u haven't figgured it out yet u cum encrusted vaginal blood fart, then u ARE definately the retard o this convo
Ex-girlfriend: what the fuck are you talking about?
Ex-girlfriend: just quit being such a brat and come clean
Roommate: my name is cherokee, im b's romomate...who is obviously a thousand time more intelligent than u, u ass spelunking cum dump
Ex-girlfriend: yes, using words like that makes you much more intelligent than i am. what'd you get on your SATs, 700?
Ex-girlfriend: 750?
Ex-girlfriend or let me guess, you didn't take them
Roommate: u can im me on [ edit ] if u don't believe me, an no, unlike u, who scored only in the double digits on her SATs i scored a 1250 the first time, and a 1350 the sewcond time
Ex-girlfriend : oooh, intimidating
Ex-girlfriend : yes, that must make you a real brain trust, buddy
Roommate: to someone who lacks a frontal lobe, yes, i woudl imagine it is
Ex-girlfriend: put brendan back on, he should be man enough to fight his own fights
Roommate: no, im having fun making fun whore bag...and u wanna tlak abt comin clean...can't come clean from cheating cunt
Ex-girlfriend: yeah, you're right, i cheated on him
Ex-girlfriend: i'm not denying that
Ex-girlfriend: and i certainly don't regret it
Ex-girlfriend: so now i've done my part, how about he does his?
Ex-girlfriend: not to mention that it happened a long time ago, and isn't really relevant to this at all
Roommate: well, as he didn't do any thing that was techincally wrong, he doesn't have to...and u know, most ppl have no respect for a cheating chlamydia infected, crabs infested prostitute
Roommate: what do u call an anorexic girl with chlamydia?
Roommate: besides Katie, a quarter pounder with cheese
Ex-girlfriend: yeah, i can understand how people don't respect people with STDs. but i'm completely STD-free. so, how about you quit with the vulgarity and name-calling, and just put brendan back on?
Roommate: or r u bulemic?
Ex-girlfriend: if i saw you, i would be
Roommate: no i don't feel like it, im havin waaaaaaaaaay too much fun
Ex-girlfriend: glad to hear it
Ex-girlfriend: tell me, do they teach spelling at franklin pierce?
Ex-girlfriend: or is that in grad school?
Roommate: ooo nice, i think u might wanna reserve that until u do a ctually see me bitch...cuz compared to most other girls, u seem to be at the bottom
Roommate: thats in the grad school, actually...but its actually my typing becuase i m missin a finger on my left hand bitch way to make fun of my handicap[
Ex-girlfriend: yeah, someone who's never seen me could legitimately say that
Ex-girlfriend: well, then ask brendan why he can't type properly with all ten fingers?
Roommate: well, according to b, who i trust, u r a one ugly fucker
Ex-girlfriend: yes, but he hasn't seen me in over a year
Roommate: how abt i ask u why u can't be mature and step off, and just be an adult adn let it go, adn ignore it?
Ex-girlfriend: "u r a one ugly fucker"
Roommate: i dont' think a year could help someone llike u
Ex-girlfriend : let's over why grammatically, that's wrong
Roommate: lets look at ur own sentances first bitch
Ex-girlfriend: i won't step off because he insulted my friend. i said i'd "step off," homedog, when he told me what it said
Ex-girlfriend: what's a sentance?
Roommate: its kinda sad that all u seem to be able to do is attack my typing skills
Roommate: i really dont think u know haha
Ex-girlfriend: well, it wouldn't make sense for me to attack your looks or your sexuality since i have no prior knowledge of that
Roommate: well, i have no first hand experience of urs either, but im still havin a blast knockin ur ugly ass...
Ex-girlfriend: yes, but that's why you don't make any sense whatsoever
Roommate: o wait...thats ur dog, my bad...u might not wanna let him cum in , might make some sort of demon spawn
Roommate: b wants u to im me, so we can continue our convo, he needs to go to sleep, he has this thing we college students call class
Ex-girlfriend: want to stick to the topic? avoidance just proves that you don't have a decent reply to my statement
Roommate: but, having been rejected from some of them, im not sure u woudl know what they r
Roommate: does it appear that i want to make sense to u?
Ex-girlfriend: see, you're still sticking with the adolescent insults
Ex-girlfriend: no, but at least i'm not making ficticious slams at a person i don't even know
Roommate: i don't care abt ur petty little argument with brendan...ppl who make new sns to im ppl when they are having a fuight bother me, they can't get outta the crib long enough to realize that they r supposed ot be adults
Ex-girlfriend: i'm working with what you're giving me, and that is poor grammar and spelling
Roommate: oo nice...not as fun tho
Ex-girlfriend: see, i didn't make new sns. they were already there
Roommate: ya..i have had the same one since 7th grade...my first...its all i need...but when he blocks one...u shoudl prolly try and get the hint that he doesn't want to talk to u psycho...
Ex-girlfriend : see, i don't care about having fun with you. i don't care about you at all. i'm not doing this just to pass the time, because frankly, i have other things to attend to. but i finish what i start, unlike brendan, and i want to know what he did
Ex-girlfriend: see, i don't care what he wants
Ex-girlfriend: he should be adult enough to take responsibility for stupid things he does
Roommate: and u should get a life, and leave him alone, realizing that he doesn't talk to whores,
Roommate: try this thing called growin up, its painful, but ya gotta do it eventually