the drunk

robert lee gray

ASSignments- guitar, party mayhem
age - 22
availability- he is ready for party action
fav beer- natty light
equip- gibson sg faded, duncan jb pickup, marshall 1960av cab
once woke up naked in a dogbed after a bender
with a million dollars, he would,- get plastic surgery to look like glenn danzig, muscle implants to be tough, so he can make danzig give him head while singing skulls.
occupation- tour guide of the amazon
fav bands- misfits, blink 182, beach boys, nirvana
catch phrase- thats fuckin crucial
prev bands- none worth mentioning