![]() {The scene opens up in the forest. The sun is just starting to go down and the sounds of the wild fill the air. You see a Champ fire going and there are people around the fire. There is 1 tent and 2 people. When the cameras come closer you can see that the two people are Bobby and Melory. Bobby is lying on his side on his sleeping blancket and melory is sitting on her sleeping bag. Melory is rosting a a marshmellow and Bobby, a weener.} Bobby:Mel look I'm rosting Kamikazes little tiny weener.
{Bobby and Melory start to laugh at the joke.}
Melory: What the fuck was sid talking about when he said shit about Jessy? I mean she is my sister but who the hell cares about her.
Bobby:Sid Synergy, do you really think that pushing around people like flight attendants and airport workers makes you some sort of bad ass or something? Seriously, I am far from impressed.
melory: Bobby you are so right. Who the hell does he think he is?
Bobby:There is no way in hell anything will stop me from an opportunity at the Strike Fantasy Towers Hardcore Title. This is my first main event match here in Strike Fantasy Towers, and I am looking to do two things. Number one is show the staff of SFT that I am worthy of high caliber matches such as this one, and number two: I want to pummel you and Kamikaze so bad, that your own mothers wouldn't recognize your bruised and beaten faces!
{ Bobby Makes a funny face aand melory starts to laugh so hard she falls over. Bobby hold back a laugh as she gets up like nothing happened.}
Bobby:You see, a Hardcore Match leaves any option open that I may want to do. That means that anything is legal, and there are no disqualifications or count outs. What more of a perfect way for me to show the whole world just who I am, and what I am all about! Sid Synergy, you may be the champion now, but after Wednesday Night on War, the Strike Fantasy Towers will have a new sadistic son of a bitch to be in fear of. And no, it sure as hell isn't Kamikaze. I am referring to myself, of course.
{Bobby looks at melory who is staring to drift off to sleep. He smiles and tells her to go into the tent and he would be in, in a bit.}
Bobby:You see, Strike Fantasy Towers is in for a hell of a shock.... When I release my full potential, nobody can be safe from my wrath. People had better start stepping up quick if they want me on their side, and I could care less who I am helping out, as long as they don't get in my way. Hell, I would even join No Authority if the price was right.... But that is besides the point. The point is that this is now my time. My time to stand in the spotlight as one of SFT's premier superstars, and hold one of it's championships.
{ Meory final gets up and walks over to the tent. All of a sudden A bottle comes flying out at Bobby. He catches it and screamsn thats to Melory as she gets into the tent. Bobby opens it and take a sip of the beer.}
Bobby:I mean what better person to represent the Hardcore aspect of the company than myself? No one can match my sheer determination to maim and administer pain, nor can they defeat me in something so ruthless as a match with no rules. This is something that I was born to do, and Sid Synergy and Kamikaze will learn that this Wednesday. This was no accident in the bookings.. This was merely fate. My fate is to become the Hardcore Champion, which will be a stepping stone to my path of greatness here in Strike Fantasy Towers. This path includes taking out all who stand to oppose me, and it just so happens that Sid Synergy and Kamikaze are first on that list. This Wednesday... It will indeed be 'War.' Bring all of your weapons, and your attack formations. Bring all of your strategies, and think how you can win for yourself. But when all is said and done, and the smoke has cleared... The only two casualties of this war will be Kamikaze and Sid Synergy. Now Kamikaze you are the dumbest bitch I have ever seen wrestle I mean come on man you like never show your face and when you do you just trash all the wrong people. I mean look at your recored 0-4-1. Guy thats pretty bad. Hell I don't care about you. Sid you might think you tuff for doing all this shit with littler people then you? Try to push me around. Boy try to push me around. Thats what I thought, your not so tuff are you?
{ Bobby looks at the trees to the north of him and sees something. He squints and then it takes off and then you can tell it was a deer.}
Bobby: just like that deer that ran you better run. Sid when you get into the ring with me your ass will be beat down. In a hardcore match there is no were to run, there is no were to hide, there is no escape from this war. No one will ascape my war. Not Sid not Kamikaze No Body. well I don't care about people getting hurt or whatnot because to me the only thing that matter is that Hardcore title. Now sid Your just afair to get boot fucked you bullshitting basterd. What the fuck is with you and talking like a toddler. man I don't Give a damn about you. I care about that tritle and the title only. I agree I have bin going a bit crazy over this hole damn thing but come on man. If you want it over between us fine. So after I kick your ass all over the ring and Take your title. It will be over there will be no rematch. Now I agree with you sid Kamikaze you should really stay hoome for this one. Man I would Hate to see you get hurt....... What the hell am I talking about. I want that little bitch to get hurt.
{ Bobby takes a ship of his beer and begins talking again.}
Bobby: Now sid do you think that If you talk the talk you can walk the walk. Well NEWs flash little bitch you can't. When you step up into the platform I am on then you can say what ever you want about me but until that day keep your fucking mouth shut and you won't get hurt. Sid you think because the some that was playing in your Little peace of shit Promo makes you One of a Kind. Well let me tell you I have seen your kind before. That guys who think that there the boss of who ever and what ever they want. Well let me tell you you might think your one of a kind but I know I am one of a kind. The staff in the Strike Fantasy Towers staff will see what I am Capable of when I kick your ass all over the ring and in the back. Hell I can hit you with a car and nothing can be said.
{ Bobby smerks and starts to smile at the though of hitting Sid and Kamikaze wth a car.}
Bobby: Now Sid you said that the match sould be Me kamikaze That shut Jessy and my Drunken father vs. You right? Well heres some info you stupid son of a bitch. My Father is died I had never met him and so is my mom. she died in a Car crash and jessy is a dury slut that whould be low enough to go out with some low life like you. and As for me and Kamikaze teaming up you must be fucking nuts. Nut I see that Kamikaze has final opened his mouth and started shit talking me and SId. I don't get him. He trashes me and no one else but there are parts of this that are funny.Like a said that I wouldn't get broken up or any thing. Well man let me put it this way I know I will get the shit kicked out of me in this match and you should really listen to your first thought Dtop out because I would sure Hate to see you in a weelchair.
{ Bobby starts to laugh as he thinks of poor Kamikaze in that chair.}
Bobby: Kamikaze you think you can win this match man you are the dumbest of all. And what the fuck is with you stepping on egges. and Saying they are me? Man what the hell is with that? Oh wait i know, Eggs are the only things that you can brake. Hell man I could brake you and Sid at the same time. Now Kamikaze you did get one thing right I am not invincible I am just pretty close to it. Now Kamikaze you are just like sid. You pick on people smaller than you. Dumping juice on a kids head when she didn't d a damn thing. Man I will teach your ass not to mess with the Fans on the best Canadain superstar of all time. Better then beniot, Jericho, Bret Hart, ownen Hart and Sid. Sid your ass will be taken out when I am done wooping your ass there will be nothing left. But after that I will beat the fuck out of Kamikaze and then you again. Then when You are out cold from a Screw Job Then I will pin your ass.
{Bobby picks up his sleeping bag and walks into the tent as the cameras point up to the stars in the sky.}
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