Bobby:God Damn Jackass you almost hit me with the fucking Camera.

Camera man: Sor....

Bobby: Just shut the fuck up you cock knocker.

Camera Man: I just wanted to say....

Bobby: I told you to shut the fuck up and if you don't I will have my foot in your ass.

Camera man: I......

Bobby: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU COCK KNOCKING BITCH. YOU JUST LIKE THAT GOLDENEYE MOTHER FUCKER I GOT TO FIGHT AT SLAUGHTER!!!!

Camera man: Well I just wanted to know when you were going to cut the promo. Thats why I'm here you..... Never mind.

Bobby: What the fuck did you just say? Were you going to say something to me? I will cut the promo when ever the fuck I want.

Camera man: You know I could be at home with my wife and kids?

Bobby: So what. You could be with you shot nose brat and your slutty wife or you can stay here with a legend.

Camera man: I don't have to sit here and take this. And who are you calling a legend your nothing but a loser ass superstar.

Bobby: What did you just say about me?

{ Bobby sands up and grabs the camera man. He then lets him go but holds onto the camera. The camera man tugs on it and Bobby smashes it over his head. Anouther Camera man comes in and tapes it. He then zooms in on bobby as he starts to talk.}

Bobby: No Body calles me a loser or a jobber. But I think your little freind golden eye already called me that. Hell he thinks I'm fucking stupid well How may Times have I sayed I'm CODY CARSON's Brother? That Would make my last Name Carson right? Well man you say you eat rookies for breakfast well let me tell you one thing. I'm not going to be a mea of your. Oh no your ass will be handed you in this match. You know it's good your going into this match not thing your going to win because It's the truth. Hell, the reason I rarely win is because I bite off more then I can crew but your nothing to me. Now you enjoy the pain of others?!? Well man I enjoy the pain that I take. I'm going to take all the pain that you put into this body of mine and make your ass lose again, like you did with the other No Authority member Blake. Man you say your coming to get me and I better be ready? Well I don't need to be ready for you because your nothing. Man I wouldn't give you any respect.

You calling me an underachiever because thats what you think I am? Man when you get into the ring and have to be taken out by the EMT's you will know that you got an ass kickin' from the "Fuckin Assasin". Speaking of that Name of mine you say that most of the People think of me as the "Fuckin Ass"? Well man I think you got You and I mixed up there. You see I'm the "Fucking Assasin" and your the "Fuckin Ass" but you missed a word there you see your the "Fuckin Dumb Ass". Now I'm a No body and will never be a some body? Well Goldy you said it your self you were heading that way and I will keep you heading that way when I kick your ass in the ring and make you take a loss to this No Body. You think I haven't faced some one near close to you. Well Just for the record I might not have because I haven't seen you wrestle because you like always lose. But man I might not Have faced some one as good as you but I did face Blake the man that took you US title. Thats Right No one knows who will win this match and right now I think I got you but you never know. Thats Right I'm going to put up one hell of a fight and I wll come out on top. You see you called me a Jobber and you said that I will only try to win this match right? Well I know that give it 110% but not for the fuckin fans but for myself. You think your going to take out the trash and I'm the trash Ah? Well man when you come to slauther thinking you going to win your going to be shot down.

{ Bobby gets up and sits in the chair. He watches the movie ans starts to talk again. }

Bobby: Man do you think you like, goldeneye 007? Man if you do I'm going to kick the living shit out of you. You see the world doesn't stop because you say stop but nother will I. When your in the corner, blood running down your face in a stream and your looking up at me I will stand there and start to punch your open wound. You see I'm going to have to pull something out of my ass to get this win but trust me I will. Man there is nothing in this match then you can do but sit back and take the beats. Sure you can fight back if you want but Trust me you still won't win.

Melory: Bobby, you better not think YOUR going to walk into this match like it's an easy task.

Bobby: I Know it's ging to be a good match but I can tell right ow that I'm going t be o the top of this match hunny.

Mel: Well........ Golden Eye is pretty good.

Bobby: I can take him.

Melory: Thats what you said about Crip.

Bobby: Trust me.

Melory: Just don't get over confident. OK?

Bobby: All right.

{the scene fades to black as Bobbu steps over the bloody camera man and walks out the doors.}