PART FOUR
(scene: WHAT THE HELL??? RYAN JUST DECLARED THE FACT THAT HE WAS ABOUT TO PROPOSE TO AMI!!!!!!!!!! HOLY MUNKY!!!!!!! CAN YOU BELIVE IT????? He was just in a REALLY bad accedent and thankfully made it out alive and whole. Paige and Ami are madly in love and not that it matters that much but Amir has found his (*****grins*****)one true love!!!! Bobby is throwing a little hissy fit after his whole homicidal episode (what was up with that??) so we rejoin the story in Ryan's hospital (thats HOSPITAL not HOTEL, Mir) room and the news of why he was speeding in a brand monkey-spanking new ice blue hummer has left everyone a mite bit perplexed, so im going to shut my voicetube and let the story tell itself)
Paige: Wait, Ry, I thought you "didnt think she existed"
Ryan: well i lied i guess
Jay: So you were going to propose to her why?
Ryan: Ami, if you could not look at me when i say this that would be nice.
Ami: o.......k......(faces the corner)
Ryan: i met her at a concert months ago and we had dinner and it was clear that she was inlove with dear paige but i just couldnt get her out of my brain. She was amazing. So i went and bought the car she said was her dream car - an ice blue hummer - and drove over to propose to her and declare my love even though she was enthralled by paige.
Paige: so why did you get drunk?
Ryan: i was nervous.
Bobby: NOT YOU TOO!!!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU PEOPLE SEE IN HER? I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND IT!!!!! SHE'S A DEMON I TELL YOU!!!! *looks over to ami* With her short dark red hair like a the setting sun,..... beautiful almond shaped aquamerine eyes as deep as the ocean, pale skin like a fine porclean doll...... cute little vampyre like fangs.....wow....ummm.... *slides his arm around her* soooooooooo......what are you doing tonight?
(jay slaps him)
jay: WHAT ABOUT SHANNON??????
Bobby: o right.... yea her...
jay: you have a kid together, for jebus sake!!!!
bobby: youre always ruining my fun.....First you wouldnt let me kill her now you wont let me date her....
jay: youre married and she was just asked out by paige and was about to be proposed to.
bobby: i see no problem here...
jay *thinking*: besides i might want er!!!
(ami turns around and notices that every guy is looking at her with a blank stare except amir)
amir: whats the big deal?
Ryan: Just look into those aquamerine eyes of her's and she'll have you too.
(amir nodds and gets within two inches of her, staring into her eyes. he takes a step back shakes his head and shrugs)
amir: I repeat: whats the big deal?
Tracy: well, look into my eyes then!
amir: ok!!
(gazes into her hazel eyes, then throws his arms around her.)
amir: MINE!!!!!
(Tracy blushes)
Paige: thats sweet, so Ami, now what are you to do?
Ami: what am i to do, indeed.
Ryan: Well i kinda smashed up your gift, im sorry Ami.
Ami: Ry, ummmm.....
Bobby: so about tonight.....
jay: Ami how bout we go get makeovers and go shopping?
Paige: or WE can go get shushi and stay in watching Nightmare before Christmas?
Ryan: we can get some beer and watch X files together....
jay: no you cant, youre not having beer anymore. and youre kinda stuck in the hospital.
Tracy: So Ami, what are you going to do???
Ami: oy!! i just dont know!!!!
Amir: Hey Ry, are you going to eat that?(shoves his finger into ryan's dessert)
Ryan: well I WAS going to.....
Amir: SWEET!!
(grabs the apple strudel and shoves it into his mouth like it was going out of style)
Tracy: Heheh Youre so cute when you have food all over your face!
Amir(mouth full): Yea well you're cuter!!!!
Tracy: Am Not!!!!
Amir: (swallows) Are too, my little apple strudel!!!
Ami: Awwe aint that cute.
paige: Not as cute as you.
(ami blushes bright redness)
Ami: AHHH No i cant choose!!!!!!!!
bobby, ryan, paige and jay: PICK ME!!!!!!
Ami: I JUST DONT KNOW!!!!!!!!
(HOLY MACARONI!!!! I THOUGHT THIS STORY WAS CALLED PAIGE'S MYSTERY GIRL!!! WHO WILL THE AMI CHOOSE?????? find out in the next *yes folks I am actually making a part FIVE* episode of this saga!!!!)
tune in next time for part five, (and most likely a part six and a part seven and eight and nine.....)
PART FIVE