PART THREE
(scene: The s*** was just about to hit the fan, not litterally cause that would be nasty, but anyways, paige and amir were just about to look in the very first window, jay and bobby were hidding in the bushes and dear bobby was planning on killing the lipgloss love of paige if you dont recall. Ryan was going about 85-90 MPH in an ice blue hummer on the highway, drunk off his a**. So like i said, the s*** is juuuuuuuuuuuuust about to hit the fan)
(amir looks in the window, turns to paige and shakes his head, paige sighs and goes to turn and leave.) amir: by the way paige, what does she look like?
paige: told you before, she has short dark red hair like a the setting sun, beautiful almond shaped aquamerine eyes as deep as the ocean, pale skin like a fine porclean doll, these cute little vampyre like fangs, delicate yet she can kick a**, *goes on to describe the "finer" points about her, you know guy stuff*
(meanwhile in the bushes bobby is fuming with anger upon hearing paige swoon over this girl)
amir: ummmm.....then maybe you need to take a look in this window....
(paige's eyes light up and he nearly screams out when he sees HER. He looks over to amir and makes a happy screeching noise)
amir: i have never heard a human make that sound.....
(paige looks again at his love, watching her head bang and hearing the bass of orgy's music being played at the maximum volume. He turns to amir and grabs his shoulders)
Paige:*screaming and shaking amir* ITS HER ITS HER, OH MY GOD ITS ACTUALLY HER!!!!! HOLY S***, MIR, ITS HER!
(he pounds on the window, but it has absolutly no effect, as the two girls **the lipgloss girl and her friend **; ) ** are busy enjoying the wonderful sound of the orgyness.)
amir: Now THAT is funny!!!
paige: how is this funny?!?!?!?!?!
amir: you find the ultimate orgy fan, your dream girl, and you cant even say hello!!!*doubles over laughing*
paige: uh huh yeah ok now help me.
(bobby and jay jump out of the bushes)
Jay: AH HA!!!
amir: ah ha?
paige: what are you two doing here????
jay: i could ask you the same thing!!!!
amir: you could ask us "ah ha"?
jay: no.....i could ask why you two are here...
(everyone looks at bobby who is looking into the window at the redhaired one).
jay: bobby, youre not actually going to.....
(bobby breaks through the window and grabs her around the neck)
paige: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jay: Bobby STOP IT!!
bobby: F*** ALL OF YOU, SHE NEEDS TO DIE!!
redhaired lipgloss whore: paige, help me please!!
paige: Im not going to loose you again!!!
(tackles and wrestles Bobby to the ground, Bobby pulls out a knife)
redhaired girl: PAIGE!!!!!!
amir: BIG BROTHER, I'LL SAVE YOU!!!!
(amir looks over at jay and punches him for absolutly no reason)
amir: im a good lil brother.
(the lipgloss girl watches in horror as two members of orgy fight over her life)
Bobby: PAIGE I HAVE NO QUARREL WITH YOU ITS THE GIRL WHO NEEDS TO PAY!!!!
paige: BOBBY STOP THIS!!! NO ONE HAS TO DIE!!!!
(just then, an ice blue hummer crashes into the wall of the house and the fight is frozen in place as everyone runs outside to see Ryan, smashed through the windsheild, laying unconcious on the sidwalk.)
Amir: Ryan? RYAN??? WAKE UP!!!! PLEASE!!!!
paige: n-no....
(the lipgloss whore and her friend both are knelt over Ryan)
friend of whore: He's still breathing, call 911.
(jay nodds and takes out his cellphone from the manbag)
Paige: Ryan why? why did you do this again??
amir: MY BROTHER!!!!!!
(the lipgloss girl starts crying and wipeing away the blood from ryan's face)
Jay: the ambulance is on their way. how is he?
friend of whore: well, as far as i can tell he's just knocked out but he may be more badly hurt than that, Im no doctor.
amir: please be ok.....
(the ambulance comes and takes Ryan to the hospital ***NOT hotel*** they all ride there in the orgymoblie and sit in the waitingroom as Ryan goes under the knife)
Paige: i cant belive this is happening
(lipgloss whore walks over to him and sits next to him)
lipgloss whore: He'll be ok, im sure.
(paige halfsmiles and looks deep in her eyes)
paige: i dont even know your name and i think i love you.
lipgloss whore: I'm Ami, and i know i love you.
(paige smiles and kisses her tenderly)
(Amir gets all teary-eyed and walks over to the friend of ami, who was wearing pajamas aswell and *GASP* cow slippers)
Amir: why hello, i see you have cows residing upon your feet.
friend of Ami: And I see you have cows upon your feet aswell.
both thinking:"wow, thats like so friggin cool!!!"
friend of ami: I'm Tracy and these are my cows, Quack and Goat
amir: I am Amir of the desert.
tracy: yea i know, you are my FAVORITE member of my FAVORITE band.
(Amir blushes!!!)
Amir: pshaw youre just saying that!!!!
tracy: Nope. Well, i mean i am saying it but im not JUST saying it, Im also thinking it, cause if i dont think while i talk i cant talk very well and i kinda go off on tangents and loose track of what i was saying like this one time i startd talking to Ami about something and then by the time i finished i was like on a totally different subect like i start out talking about what my favorite orgy song is and i end up talking about when i was younger about four i think, and my brother left me at a gas station and then im like"wow, how did i get here?"
Amir: I know just what you mean!!!!
tracy: you do?
amir: yuppers!!!
tracy:WOW!! someone actually understood me!!! So amir, whats your cows names?
Amir: they dont have names..... name them for me?
tracy: HELL YEA!!! YAY!! I GET TO NAME AMIR DERAKH'S COWS!!!!
amir: glad your happy!!!
tracy: your cows are now named.... hmmmm....spoon and teaparty!!!
amir: HOLY COWS!!! thats so cool!!!you are sooooooooo good at that!!
(tracy blushes)
tracy: pshaw you're just saying that!!!!
(and they continue this way until tracy is sitting on amir's lap and they are both wearing eachother's cows)
(meanwhile Paige and ami are laughing their a**es off watching this and exchanging stories about how they have to deal with their counterpart's idiotic personality. The doors to the ER open and the doctor comes in)
Doc: are you the people here for Ryan Shuck?
everyone: yea how is he?
Doc: he pulled through with absolutly NO complications. you all can go in and see him.
(they all walk in to see ryan sitting in the bed picking at the hospital food.)
ryan: Hiya!
jay: hey ry......WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING???????
ryan: ummm......its kinda embarrassing,.....
paige: o ok then we wont need an answer...WHAT THE F***, BRO, YOU JUST ALMOST DIED
bobby: so what have you to say for yourself?
Ryan: i-i...
paige: well....?
Ryan:I.....
jay: SPIT IT OUT
ryan: i wanted to.....
amir: TELL US!!!!
ryan: i wanted to.....ummmm.....*whispers barely audible* ....propose to ami.
*EVERYONE GASPS*
(WHAT?!?!?!?!?! DID WE HEAR OUR RYAN CORRECTLY?????)
******DUNDUN DUN!!!!!!! IF you think this is the end then you my friend are sorely mistaken, nope im gonna milk this for at least a part 4******
PART FOUR