PART TWO
(scene: paige sits alone playing his bass singing for his long lost lipgloss love)
paige: *singing softly to the tune of wheres gerrold* my love, my lipgloss girl, where are you now? and i like to think you'll find your way to my home, on your own. Where's my baby now?
(amir walks in)
Amir: *sniff, wipes his tears away* that was so sweet. We should do a song like that, maybe it can go on our next CD...
paige: Mir, we already did a song like that, Its called Where's Gerrold. I just changed the words slightly to fit my Girl.
Amir: Speaking of toenails, wanna go looking for her again? Ya know we just may find her this time. And i want more KFC....
Paige: *sigh* whats the use? she's probably gone by now anyways.
Amir: thats no way to talk. I can sense her pressence, i can do that ya know. I have been watching miss cleo and im learning! *grins proud of himself*
paige: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. well theres nothing else to do. o fine let us go. Go get ready to go.
(again paige gets dressed and goes down to the lobby of the hotel and waits for Amir. Meanwhile Jay and Bobby are hidding behind the fake ferns watching)
bobby: ok so we follow Paige and Amir.
jay: i wonder where Ryan is....
bobby: i dunno but lets deal with the task at hand. We have to stop paige's idiotic obsession with this girl and make sure he doesnt find her.
jay: *hums the mission impossible theme* we must prevent the lipgloss whore from stealing our paige!!!!!
(amir comes down the stairs into the lobby wearing his cow slippers and power puff girls pajamas.)
paige: gee, its like you're doing that on purpose.
Amir: come on, big brother!!! LETS GO!!!
(paige and Amir board the ALMIGHTY MINIVAN, and are followed by a supercool 92 puce chevy corsica driven by none other than the dasterdly duo, Jay and bobby)
bobby: we follow them to the first house, and peek in the window before them to make sure she isnt there.
Jay: and what do we do when we find her?
bobby: we KILL her!!!!!
jay: yea see umm i never agreed to killing her when we planned this...
bobby: so Im improvising, sue me.
Jay: i wont need to, I'll already be on trial for acessory to murder!!!!
bobby: we wont be on trial. they wont find out it was us.
jay: and what are we going to do? make it look like suicide?!?!
bobby: as a matter of fact, yes.
jay: *sarcasticly*o ok that makes PERFECT sense!!!
bobby: dont make me have to take you out as well.
jay: *not thinking bobby is serious* you cant kill me, all the ladies want me, and sometimes paige does too.*sticks his tounge out*
bobby *completely serious*: jay, dont f- with me, ok? or i'll take that stupid purse of yours and shove it up your a** sideways
jay: first of all, its a MANBAG, and second of all WOW that's a bit on the.... errrrrm....homicidal side...Are you feeling ok, bobby?
bobby: *narrows his eyes and smiles evily* I'll be fine as soon as we have our paige back to normal and all is well again.
jay: so why does that mean we have to kill off this girl??
bobby: cause paige will never be the same if she is still around!!!
(meanwhile in the minivan)
Amir: i cant wait to finally meet the girl who will be my sister-in-law!!
paige: Mir, you cant be sure we'll find her tonight.
amir: sure we will!! You just gotta have faith, big brother!!!
paige: *laughs at the sheer cuteness that amir is being* Thanks Mir. You're the best friend a guy could have.
amir: *grumbles* but you're still possible!!!!
paige: *laughs at amir* yea i know i am. what can ya do about it?
amir: hmmmm.....consider investing in mutual funds.
(paige cocks his eyebrow and goes back to driving)
(meanwhile Ryan is somewhere on the highway in an ice blue hummer, bought earlier that day. Ryan is drunk off his a** and speeding to some unknown destination.)
(paige brings the minivan to a stop near the first house, while two mysterious shadows (one carrying a "purse") sneak up to the window and look inside to see a red headed girl and a brunette headbanging to everyones favorite band, orgy.)
bobby: *whispering to jay* i just realized one fatal flaw in my planning...
jay: whats that?
bobby: I've never actually seen this girl, how are we going to know when we find her?
jay: DIPS***!!!!
bobby: no matter, we can just wait till after paige and amir find her and then we can murder her, hang 'er up and make it look like a pathetic teenage tradgic suicide.
jay: ummm bobby i think you are going a bit overboard....
bobby: that b**** thinks she can take our paige away from us, heh. She'll choke on her lipgloss
jay: woah, bobby calm down!!!
bobby: SHE WILL PAY!!!!! I will string her up by her orgy shirt!!!!!
(meanwhile the hummer swerves on and off road. Ryan downs another beer and picks up the speed another twenty MPH)
(back at the paige and amir side of this story.....)
paige: first house of the night. Lets go.
(Amir and paige tiptoe over to the first window as the two mysterious shadows hide in the bushes and watch our heros.)
*******DUNDUN DUN!!!!!!!! DRAMATIC MUSIC!!!!!********
Will paige meet and greet his love? Is the infamous Lipgloss Whore in this house? Will jay be able to keep them apart? Will bobby succeed in killing off the lipgloss girl? Where the hell is Ryan going? Will Amir ever find his true love???? *the answer to that one is yes i can tell you that ; )*
Part 3