Paige's Mystery Girl

By: Ami's Orgy Underground


**PART ONE**

(a tradgic love affair, deticated to ami)

scene: its late and the orgy concert is finishing their last encore. Fans were yelling "orgy orgy orgy".

(Jay was screaming the last lyrics of where's gerrold. Paige was struggling to keep up, missing notes and hitting the wrong ones. Bobby and Ryan kept glaring at Paige.)

jay : IM FEELING PARANOID!!!!

(backstage)

Bobby: Paige, what the hell was wrong?

Jay: what happened to "im the greatest bass player in the world"? Bro, whatever that was back there it wasnt the "greatest bass player"

(paige hangs his head and sighs)

Amir: whats wrong, big brother?

Bobby: was it....?

Amir: paige it was her again wasnt it?

(paige sighs again and nodds)

Jay: DAMMIT PAIGE!! I thought you were over her.

Ryan: HA! i dont even think she exists

(paige turns and slaps Ryan)

paige: SHE IS REAL!!!! I SWEAR IT!!!

(amir puts his hand on paige's shoulder)

amir: I belive you, big brother.

paige: thanks, "little brother"

(amir sqeals and hugs him)

Bobby: ANYWHO... can we get back to the hotel (yawns) i friggin tired.

jay: righto!

(the boys go and have a nice dinner of sushi in the hopes of getting paige to cheer up, where paige barely ate a thing and mainly sighed the whole time. Afterward, they go to the hotel, and Jay, being a little diva got his own room, Ryan and Amir got one and paige and bobby had to share the other.)

(Paige lays awake staring at the ceiling , his mind going back to the concert and seeing HER. He had seen her in his dreams, walking in the park, in the store. No matter where he went, what city was graced with orgy, she was there, dressed in an orgy T shirt and jeans with their patches on them. His heart raced everytime he saw her, but when he looked twice, she was gone. )

Paige: Who are you, you beautiful lipgloss whore who has stolen my heart?

(bobby snores loudly and turns over in the bed next to paige. Paige closes his eyes, trying to sleep)

amir: psssssssssssssssst......PAIGE

(paige opens his eyes and sees amir sitting in the edge of Paige's bed.)

Paige: Mir, what do you want?

Amir: i belive your lipgloss girl is real.

paige: Thanks for the vote of confidence but-

Amir: I want to help you find her!!!!

Piage: ok we'll go look for her tomorrow.

Amir: NO we have to go now, tomorrow she might be gone and then where will you be????

Paige: Ok go get dressed and meet me in the lobby in five minutes

Amir: RIGHTO CAPTAIN PAIGEY!!!!

(Paige gets dressed and walks down to the lobby, to find Amir still dressed in his Buzz Lightyear pajams and cow slippers.)

Paige: (looks amir up and down)Why?

Amir: (screams) PAIGE, THERE IS NO TIME TO BOTHER WITH THE TECHNICALITIES!!!

paige: oooooooooooooook then. Where are we going?

Amir: To find you a lipgloss whore, AND BEYOND!!!!

paige: right but where do we start?

amir: Well, she was at the concert, so she must still be in this city. My guess is we look in every single window untill we find her.(grins happily, pleased with his plan)

Paige: (nods and laughs) yea ok now how about a plan that might work???

Amir: Come on Paigey!! Lets go find your girl.

(the two of them get in the orgymobile **AKA THE ALLMIGHTY MINIVAN**)

(amir turns on the radio)

radio: ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY I DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAM ABOUT SEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXX, ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SEX YES ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SEX...

paige: **thinking** all day i dream about you, lipgloss whore.

amir: UGH!!! I HATE this band they're such sellouts!!!!

(paige cocks his eyebrow)

paige: amir, i dont think anyone will ever figure you out.

Amir: Thanks paige (sniff) thats really the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

(paige shakes his head and starts driving. They soon come to a suburban part of town and Paige brings the allmighty minivan to a hault.)

Amir: this is just like Scooby doo!!!! You can be Velma I'll be Scooby

Paige: Velma? wasnt she the slutty one?

amir: nope that was Daphney

paige: im pretty sure Velma was the slutty one....

amir: big brother, Im telling you Velma was the nerdy one.

paige: Velma even sounds like a slutty name!!!

amir: (starting to get pissed off) She was the NERD!!!!

paige: YOURE a nerd!!! Besides, if you get to be Scooby then i want to be Shaggy!!

amir: why do you want to be a rapper, i thought you were a bassist?

paige: YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

amir: YEA WELL.....ummmm......uhhhh....

paige: well?

amir: YOU'RE POSSIBLE!!!!(sticks out his tounge) so there!!

paige: Mir, that was lame.

amir: now how bout we start looking for that lost dog?

paige: we're looking for the mystery girl, remember?

amir: yea what did i say?

paige: whatever. lets start looking in windows. this is the dumbest plan ever.

(amir nodds and grins. he fumbles with the seatbelt and stumbles out of the van, Paige gets out easily and helps Amir up from the ground)

paige: you ok there?

amir: LETS GO FIND THAT GOAT!!!

(paige slaps his head and the two of the orgy boys go to the first house. there was only one window with a light on and it was on the second floor.)

amir: Big brother, you're strong, give me a boost.

paige: ok

(paige holds amir up to see in the window and a child screams and runs into the next room)

kid: MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!! THERE'S A SCARY GUY WITH TWO COLORED HAIR IN MY WINDOW!!!!!

paige: oh shit!!

(he drops amir and the two run and hid in the bushes)

paige: oh yea this is a brillant plan.

amir: yup i know!! Now, ONWARD!! we have many many houses to cover!!!

(house after house with no avail and a stop at a resturant, the sun was rising and they had not found paige's lipgloss whore. Tired and Tired of Amir's whining about how he didnt get a toy with his meal, Paige brings the van back to the hotel and as they enter the lobby they were greeted by Jay Bobby and Ryan.)

jay: Sooooooooooooooooo where were you two?

paige: none of your business!!!

amir: we went to go find--MMMMPPH

(paige clamps his hand on amir's mouth)

paige: DAMN YOU!!

jay: Paige, what is your obession with this girl??

Bobby: every night, every concert there are girls screaming they love you and you could have any of them

Ryan: yet you pick this girl who is a figment of your imagination to chase.

Jay: heheh more girls scream for me (grins proudly)

amir: its TRUE LOVE, havent you ever read fairy tales? well its just like that except paigey doesnt have to sain any dragons or kiss any dead chicks who bite a poison apple and are surrounded by midgets who sing as they pick shiney rocks out of not shiney ones and friendly woodland creatures that help her clean and sing songs and--

(paige puts his hand over amir's mouth again)

paige: thanks, mir. i think they get the point.

Jay: So i take it you didnt find her last night?

paige: if i did would i be here now with him?

(points to amir who is still in his Buzz Lightyear pajams and cow slippers.)

amir: Oh the things that we saw in those windows!!! I looked in this one window and there were chickens!!! Nothing but CHICKENS, I tell you!!! CHICKENS!!! (laughs psychoticly)

paige: Amir, that was the pictures on the drive thru for KFC

amir: i know but THERE WERE CHICKENS!!!!

Bobby: right, ok. So paige, does this mean youre done looking for her?

Paige: NEVER!!! i shall never forsaken my love. She is out there and i WILL find her.

(amir cheers, Jay bobby and ryan roll their eyes)

to be continued

Part TWO