EPISODE 1 SCENE 3: GWOU-PIES
It seems worth noting before you read this episode that the groupies presented herein do not represent certain well-known fans going by the same name. This whole episode was cleared with them before being uploaded. So shut up, Christine and Amy and Audrey and Stefanie (aka me) don't mind. I don't think..
Narrator: One day in Orgytubbyland, Ry-Ry saw something new!
Ry-Ry: [singing] Special fwiends... simply two-faced.. laaaa-la-la... [gasps] SOMETHING NEW!!! Oooooohhhhh....
[On the horizon, a small band of young girls appear. They are wearing Candyass shirts, short skirts, fishnet tights and boots, and they carry huge signs reading "JAY! I LOVE YOU!" and other nonsense.]
Ry-Ry: PAIGEY WAIGEY!!! BOBSY!! AMIR!!! JAYYYY!! LOOOOK!!!
[Enter Paigey Waigey, Bobsy, Amir, and Jay]
Bobsy: Oooooooohhh.... wassat?!
Narrator: It was a band of groupies!
Amir: Ooohh... GWOUPIES!!
Jay: GWOUPIEEEEEEES!
Narrator: Paigey Waigey and Jay were very excited, so they went to greet the groupies.
Paigey Waigey: GREET GWOUPIES!!!
Narrator: They ran over the hills and over all the rabbits-
Amir: NICE WABBITS!!!
Narrator: Uh, OK... They ran over the hills and right over all the nice wabbits until they got to the groupies.
Groupies: Eh-oh Paigey Waigey! Eh-oh Jay!
Jay and PW: EH-OH GWOU-PIE!
Narrator: One of the groupies introduced herself.
Groupie: My name is CHRISTINIE WEENIE!
PW: CHRISTINIE WEENIE!
CW: Christiney Weenie loooove Orgy-Tubbies!
Jay: Awww.... [blushes] Christinie Weenie?
CW: Yesssss?
Jay: You wanna..um..see Jay's tour bus? Where Jay sleep?
CW: [giggles] YES! [Christinie Weenie and Jay run off to the tour bus; Paigey Waigey grabs a random groupie named Stefanie and frolics off. As the audience (meaning you, the one reading this) watches in awe, Ry-Ry comes and claims a groupie named Amy, and Amir takes a groupie named Audrey. Eventually, Bobsy's wife Shane appears out of nowhere and they all wander back to the tour bus.]
Narrator: The sun is setting in the sky.... Orgy-Tubbies say goodbye... [theme music kicks in]
Narrator: Bye-bye Paigey Waigey and Stefanie!
PW and S: Bye-bye! [They jump into the tour bus]
Narrator: Bye-bye Bobsy and Shane!
Bobsy and Shane: Bye-bye!
Narrator: Bye-bye Ry-Ry and Amy!
Ry-Ry and Amy: Bye-bye!
Narrator: Bye-bye Amir and Audrey!
A and A: Bye-bye!
Narrator: Bye-bye Jay and Christinie Weenie!
Jay and Christinie Weenie: Bye-bye!
Ry-Ry: [pops up for a moment] Bye-bye!