Episode 1: Meet the Tubbies

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Narrator: Over the hills and far away... Orgy-Tubbies come to play!

[Windmill spins, music begins. Narrator and Orgy-Tubbies sing theme song- "Paigey Waigey, Bobsy, Ry-Ry, Amir and Jay, Orgy-Tubbies say hurrrrrrray!" After song is done, windmill spins and Orgy-Tubbies disappear. Periscope comes up.]

Periscope Voice: Where have the Orgy-Tubbies gone?

[Scene switches to the Orgytronic Supertourbus. The Tubbies are inside, playing with their favourite toys- Amir is playing his synth guitar, Bobsy is swinging his Adidas keychain around, Jay is shaking his mike cord, and Ry-Ry is drinking beer. Paigey Waigey is halfheartedly applying lip gloss.]

Narrator: One day in Orgytubbyland, the Orgy-Tubbies were playing with their favourite toys. Bobsy, Ry-Ry, Amir, and Jay were having lots of fun, but Paigey Waigey was not.

Paigey Waigey: Paigey Waigey no have FUN!
Narrator: He didn't like his lip gloss anymore.
PW: Paigey Waigey no like lip gloss!
N: But Ry-Ry seemed to be having lots of fun with his beer!
Ry-Ry: Ry-Ry love beer! [guzzles beer]
N: So Paigey Waigey decided to steal one of Ry-Ry's beers.
PW: [gasps] Steal Ry-Ry's beeeeeeer! Oooooooh! [PW gets up and slowly and surreptitiously steals a can of beer from Ry-Ry's pile. He opens the can and takes a big sip.] Paigey Waigey love beer!
N: Paigey Waigey was enjoying Ry-Ry's beer, so he took another one.
PW: Another one!
N: And another, and another. Pretty soon Ry-Ry noticed that Paigey Waigey was taking his beer.
Ry-Ry: Paigey Waigey!!! No more beer! That Ry-Ry's beer!
PW: But Paigey Waigey love beer!
RR: RY-RY NO LIKE BEER ANYMORE!
N: Ry-Ry got mad at Paigey Waigey, so he decided to play with something new. He saw that Amir was having fun with his synth guitar collections, so he decided to play guitar.
RR: Ry-Ry play gee-tah!!! [Ry-Ry sneaks up behind Amir and steals a pretty synth. He begins playing it. The loud noise shocks Amir, and he turns around.]
Amir: Ry-Ry! Why you playing with my gee-taaah?
Ry-Ry: Ry-Ry like gee-tah!
A: NOO! Put it down!
RR: NO!
A: Fine. Amir don't want gee-tah ANYWAY!
N: Amir was angry, so he went away. He didn't want to play his guitar if Ry-Ry was using it, so he looked for another toy. He saw Bobsy having fun with his keychain.
Bobsy: Keychain keychain la la la...
Amir: OOOOOOH! [Amir steals Bobsy's keychain and runs away, singing to h imself.]
Bobsy: Nooooo! Mir, put keychain BACK!
Amir: MINE!
Bobsy: [crying] Bobsy hate Mir!
N: Bobsy got mad and ran away from Amir. He wanted a new toy. He saw Jay having lots of fun with his mike stand.
Jay: [singing] How... I... feel? How... I feel? How... it feel? You tweet me laa-laa-laa..
N: Bobsy took Jay's microphone away.
Jay: Stop it, Bobsy!
Bobsy: [giggles] No, silly Jay!
N: Jay got very angry. He didn't want to share his microphone with Bobsy. He saw a tube of lip gloss that nobody was using, so he went to go play with Paigey Waigey's toy.
Jay: Oooh, Jay make pretty! [Periscope pulls up]
Periscope voice: Orgy-Tubbies! What's wrong with you? Can't you learn to share?
Orgy-Tubbies: Whaaaat?
Periscope: Honestly, I don't know what gets into you Tubbies sometimes...
Narrator: The Orgy-Tubbies shared a knowing look. They knew what they were about to do.
Paigey Waigey: KILL!!
Narrator: The Orgy-Tubbies were sick of being pushed around by a stupid periscope.
[Orgy-Tubbies begin smashing the periscope with anything they can find- synths, mike stands, even Paigey's lip gloss. The periscope tries sinking into the ground but Ry-Ry holds it still for the others to keep beating it. The windmill spins, scene changes.]



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