Nightmare-Akane





THIS SITE IS NO LONGER BEING UPDATED. IT'S STUPID. EXIT NOW. These are Shannon's sagas. She insists they be on the front page. Story behind these: absolutely nothing. She just spat out this information while I typed it. They're quite interesting.

First of all, you're walking down this wood path, and then you see a sea dragon. The dragon says "why are you here?!" and then you say "i have come to conquer the elusive heather." and then the sea dragon eats you and says "too bad." well then eventually you have to be pooped out. And then, you hear somebody scream the one quote from Ryan Shuck of Orgy that says "Dude full water bottles are like beer bottles, they make good hand grenades!!!" and then you continue to walk and then you fall into this giant hole, where you meet a snake with four legs. And then a penguin with two heads. And the penguin farts, and kills you all. And that's when you start running around in circles screaming "I'M A RETARD!" And then these three pumpkins take you to a mental institution where you're treated for indecent exposure of..certain things..or things...thiiings. And then you sit down and eat nice corndog. And when you bite the corndog, it says "Hey man..what's up with biting me man, man, maaannn? Don't you know that we live?" Yeah..and then you die. The End.

This is her saga before the above one:

one day you have to go to the tree with three legs then you find a snail, then he will say to you you need to buy seven reindeer testicles and put them in your smoothie. then, after you drink your smoothie you need to go to the pond and throw your right foot in and let it be eaten by the evil evil evil evil evil evil evil fish that will bite off the whole leg, and then you will throw up a frog No. 4 on a plate of potatoes, and then with a 10/12 on a stick with peanut butter on it and a porcupine in your butt, and then you will have to repeat this phrase: "jeebus tap dancing on a pogo stick christ" four times. the end.

I promise to add another saga when she comes up with one.