10 Ways to Spot a Poser


1)When you ask him who the band on his shirt is, he says "I don't know!"

2)He has words on his backpack like:
"Punk's not Dead"
"Anarchy"
"Sid Lives"
But when asked who Sid is he replies-"Syd Barret from Pink Floyd."

3)ONLY buys his punk rock clothes at the mall in "freak stores" like "Screem" and "Hot Topic."

4)When taken to a punk rock show, he only buys the band's shirts, and not their music.

5)He goes to Sam Goody in hopes of finding the new Green Day album.

6)Thinks Jello Biafra is a new type of dessert.

7)Sees the acronym D.I.Y. in reference to punk rock and thinks it stands for "Deliberately Immoral Youth."

8)Gives chump change to the "begger" punk kids hanging out in front of Macy's at the mall.

9)Thinks for each punk rock patch on his backpack he gets one punk rock point.

10)When asked to list the best 10 punk bands from 1977 to 1997, can only think of three: Sex Pistols, Ramones, and Bad Religion.




And this my friends is how you spot a punk rock poser.

Here we have an example:



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