(THE 10TH ARTICLE!!!)
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Wow im pretty fn lazy don't you think?
I mean I say im going to do a 1 year anniversary article for my webpage around early October
And look what today is (well don't really itll proally take me more than one day to figure out what the f*** im going to say)
Heh whatever its my page so who cares…
But now that I think about it… wow ive been doing this shit for a year? That's sorta amazing I cant believe it… it seems just like last month that keeler was making up his webpage for aol and he wanted me to do a section of articles of just random bullshit that was off the top of my head…. I mean I tried to make sense but my first ever article was actually pretty short now that I think about it , compared to the campout article or the one after that one that article was pretty miniscule… kinda like my sanity right now… god my life is so fkd theres jst a lot of bs going on in my head and with my friends and my “friends” (don't ask, cause im not answering) anyways on to the 1 year/10 article thing…
After I wrote my article keeler complained that it was too long (okay the only reason for that was that I added some song lyrics and that took up most of the room) and that I needed to find my own site and he'd just link to it… I found angelfire and figured that it would work for my stupid shit that I wanted to do with some stupid articles that I knew that no one in their right minds would read. Well was I wrong… seemingly people actually read my article (I think the aol counter hit about 100 by the 2nd or third article)
Anyways after my site change I decided that I could do some different things with the page, like put links to my past articles, so if someone missed one they could just click on the previous articles section and find what article they missed. Sometimes I poured my heart and soul into those articles… telling the stories of what happened in the world of tash and sometimes I just screwed around writing random stuff that I felt like… kinda like right now… except for the fact that im trying to explain why the hell im doing when im writing an article… back to keelers page… yea ever since keeler stopped using aol his webpage got deleted so I guess im the only one left standing (even though in a past article I said if keelers site goes down then mine goes down too) the site has changed even now… ive got a flash movie (stupid cartoon) that ive created on the site plus a slide show(coming soon) and the links to those are at the bottom of the past articles section…
Even though this is a 1 year/10th article thing im actually going to write a real article talking about the current times…
My last article left off about 2 months ago…between then and now a lot has happened to me and the people I know. Not too long after the last article we started work on lewis & clark the revival… which was mediochre at best, no wait it sucked and I fking hated it, because of that show I am done acting at nahs, I am a permanent tech person now and if they want me to act well they can kiss my ass. Right after the end of lewis and clark we started got ready for crazy for you which was actually crazy for us all, all in all that was a fun show… after we started actually performing… one of the techies chris cruse (sp?) got into a fight with chris rivera and he stormed out of the theater after flipping off chris and saying “fuck you” to just about everyone he could. Later I found the little shit hiding in mr longests room, and not wanting him to get the last word I told everyone where he was hiding and boy did he get reamed… lol it was hilarious.
Also during this time my 17th birthday rolled around and what happened? Not much, except for f'n lisa lewis told my English teacher that it was my birthday, and she made the whole class sing happy birthday, I wanted to kill lisa but I restrained myself… oh well it was funny now that I think about it, later that day my parents gave me the best birthday present that ive ever gotten… they got me a black fender stratacaster (a good guitar, jimmy Hendrix, jerry Garcia and tom delonge all played fenders) an amp and a dvd that teaches how to “properly play electric guitar” (I still haven't watched it yet), during crazy for you I talked to one of my friends and we came up for an idea for a band… “broken moon” (that's sorta funny actually if you know that the symbol for crazy for you is a giant moon with a chick and a dude sitting on it) any ways the band's just in its developmental stage (weve got a guitarist, a bassist, a drummer, and a lead singer, plus a song or two lyrically developed) but not much more, don't hold your breath this probably wont go anywhere but if hell freezes over, the bengals win the superbowl, and I get another girlfriend, then just remember you heard about it here first. (yea I know im naming impossible situations)
I hate adam keeler… not really but I almost got really fn sick because of him… adam had this idea with a bunch of his friends to dress up as cheerleaders at the girls powderpuff football game… he conned me into doing It and that night I was in a skirt that came up about 6 inches above my knee caps and a cheer top so tight that I thought I was going to rub my torso raw running around (okay so maybe I should have worn a bra (lol lisa offered to let me use one of her bra's but I didn't want to embarrass myself anymore than I had to)) anyways the weather outside that night was about 28 degrees farenheit, and that was not even counting the wind chill factor… plain and simple it was fucking cold and I was freezing my ass off, anyways our team won (the juniors) and yes I can say it was my team, if I had the balls to walk around in a cheerleader outfit cheering for the juniors them I can say it was my team…
On a not so happy note im pretty pissed off at sportstime pizza… yes you read that right I am mad at sportstime pizza the place I have been going since I was in kindergarden with keeler, (wow that's been what 12 years now… jeasus how time flies) Well I'm not so mad at sportstime as I was angry at one of the workers… keeler, jon, Brandon, matt (I forget his last name), and bix walked into sportstime and this worker said that they couldn't have a table because there was probably going to be more people coming into the restaurant that would need that table (note: no one reserved the table), well the guys said fuck that and took the only open table anyways so she told them that they would have to order their food and right after they finished eating that they would have to leave (her reasoning behind that was that they weren't drinking beer, duh bitch we're minors)I walk into the restaurant after that and order my food, after we finish eating she hands us the bill says she didn't have the time to split it into separate tabs, and that she added an automatic 10% gratuity tip (she cant legally do that, our party wasn't large enough for them to impose a forced tip) and that we had to leave,
So the roundabout thing is that some stupid bitch that has been working there for maybe a year and a half kicked me and adam keeler out (if you combine the time the both of us have been in sportstime weve spent more time there than she has), next time we go to sportstime, proally this Friday, we are having a word with amy, Shannon, kate, or Rodger (the owners), and this problem is going to be fixed… and just in case the bitch says we're lying ill just bring my parents from next door (richo's) and they'll back us up (keeler told them the story and theyre almost as pissed off as I am about it)
Anyways… im listening to either what is a great album or a terrible album (there is no middle ground) the new album by blink-182 titled “Blink-182” In this album the band has seemingly grown up, theres less cursing, a song that's purely acoustic (tom plays an acoustic fender, mark plays a stand up bass, and travis uses brushes instead of regular drumsticks), and more of a boxcar racer-ish feeling to the album (pretty much it feels like blink is going emo on us). Personally I like the album, while on the other hand Jacob coons describes the album as (excuse me but im going to quote him) “It sounds like blink is having a giant orgy on stage, Mark is slapping the bass with his c*ck, while tom is strumming his guitar with his big left toe, travis is standing behind his drumset throwing rocks at the cymbals, but mark occasionally rolls over and kicks the drumset”
As you can tell reviews are mixed on this album… I hope that the next album is less like this one and more like their older stuff…
Well I think that ive run out of random shit that I can say so heres the song of the article
Artist: Brand New
Song: The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
We saw the western coast.
I saw the hospital.
Nurse the shoreline like a wound.
We paint a lover's tryst.
We're neither clear nor descript.
We kept it safe and slow.
The quiet things that no one ever knows.
Keep the blood in your head and keep your feet on the ground.
Today's the day it gets tired.
Today's the day we drop down.
Give up my body in bed.
All for an empty hotel.
Wasting words on lowercases and capitals.
Keep the blood in your head and keep your feet on the ground.
Today's the day it gets tired.
Today's the day we drop down.
Give up my body in bed.
All for an empty hotel.
Wasting words on lowercases and capitals.
I contemplate the day we wed.
Your friends are boring me to death.
Your veil is ruined in the rain.
By then you like to do without.
There's nothing new to talk about.
And though our kids are blessed,
the parents let them shoulder all the blame.
Keep the blood in your head and
keep your feet on the ground.
Today's the day it gets tired.
Today's the day we drop down.
Give up my body in bed.
All for an empty hotel.
Wasting words on lowercases and capitals.
Keep the blood in your head and keep your feet on the ground.
Today's the day it gets tired.
Today's the day we drop down.
Give up my body in bed.
All for an empty hotel.
Wasting words on lowercases and capitals.
I lie for only you And I lie well. Halleluh.
I lie for only you And I lie welll Halle luh
Keep the blood in your head and keep your feet on the ground.
Today's the day it gets tired.
Today's the day we drop down.
Give up my body in bed.
All for an empty hotel.
Wasting words on lowercases and capitals
Keep the blood in your head and keep your feet on the ground.
Today's the day it gets tired.
Today's the day we drop down.
Give up my body in bed.
All for an empty hotel.
Wasting words on lowercases and capitals
And now for the top ten list of this article: (well not really top ten list, more just 10 reasons)
ten reasons that 11th grade sucks
10 Closed campus
9 Fact that we cant go to the church for lunch on mondays
8 not being in any classes with friends
7 knowing that we have to go to school for another year after this one
6 knowing that we only have 1 more year to prepare for college
5 the new 7 shift lunch thing
4 the fact that you cant roam the hallways during lunch
3 banning of e-mail on the school computers
2 “Saggin and Baggin”
1 all of those damn colleges that we don't want to go to sending us info
wow this is a really long article… I never thought that I would write this much in a tash article…
Just like the last article I would like to set all of the joking aside and have a moment of silence for another dear friend that we have lost, Amy was too young… so now a moment of silence
Another reason our class sucks ( I mean the class of 05) our class has lost 4 people in the past 3 grades, im sorry that I brought that up but I felt that it needed to be said, if anyone thinks me cruel or insensitive because I said that then you know what, I don't really care…
With all of the stories in this article I would like to stop a minute and thank you, without you this webpage would never be up and running, so I would like to thank you, the reader, my friend, for caring enough to click on the link that I sent you through an e-mail, or an instant message, and taking your time to read what is going on in the world of tash, for that I know that people actually do care… (either that or you just do this so you can laugh at me)
So in closing:
Thank you
-Tash
(Note: Check out the slide show titled “Growing up the slide show” make sure your speakers are on because there is music along with it (it might take a while to load its about 4.5 mb) and check out my flash movie “Atashination” I recently added a 5th ending that I don't think very many people are going to like but hey who knows)
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Past Articles
Tash's First Article
Tash's Second Article
Tash's Third Article
Tash's Fourth Article
Tash's Fifth Article
Tash's Sixth Article
Tash's Seventh Article
Tash's Eigth Article
Tash's Ninth Article
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