John Cooper: Welcome Venome, to the EGW, home of some great professional wrestling and some even greater fans.

Venome: Thanks….its good to be amongst real competitors again.

John Cooper: I under stand that you have come out of retirement to come back here to the EGW, is that true, and why so?

Venome: Yes. Well, sorta. I was previously in a federation for about a month and a half, that was owned by two bickering idiots. To think that I had come out of retirement to join that piece of crap. After the New Pimp Nation Wrestling closed down, due to a mysterious disappearance of the federation owner, I was in a chain of unsuccessful Indy feds. But I could never really find a federation that wouldn’t close down within a month or two from its grand opening. So I ultimately decided to take a break from it all. I have been training at my own gym for about a year now, wjile looking for a better federation hopefully run by better management. Now I have come here, and I’m hopeing that I have found a well established enough federation. Hopefuly this one will last for a while.

John Cooper: We hope so too. And we feel we have accomplished many goals here in the EGW, and intend to accomplish many more for a long time to come. I also understand that some of the competitors in this federation, you have known before.

Venome: That’s true. I have worked with some of these guys in previous federations. Some even wrestled under different names…. But I don’t really have any quarrels with them… so no soap opera bull shit for you.

John Cooper: Well, that’s good. This upcoming Animosity card, you and Rob Torborg go toe to toe against the tag team of $cott Williams and Rich Anderson whom represent the Upper Classmen. Lets start with your ideas and thoughts on $cott Williams, one half of your opponents.

Venome: My oh my. Where do I begin. $cott Williams is quite the mouth off isn’t he? I saw his last two little speals about nothing and yet he can rant on and on about how great he is and how he is the “immortal icon”. $cott, do you know what Immortal means? Do you know the definition of immortal?

~ Venome holds up a dictionary to the camera open to a section with the word “immortal” highlited~

Venome: Well, since you prolly cant read, let me help you out with that. It states that Immortality is Endless life or existence. Did you understand that? I understand those are big words, but I think you’re a big boy, and you can probably handle them. But what you must understand is that you are no immortal. You are not king of the hill today my friend. But I know this is all coming as a shock to you, and you can’t believe in what im saying. It just cant be true, right? Well, little buddy, I will show you come Friday at Animosity. I will show you just how MORTAL you really are.

John Cooper: Well, Venome, don’t underestimate him. He has been around for quite sometime… and if you have reviewed any of our previous shows, you know about his flatline.

Venome: Oh I don’t underestimate. Never underestimate. That will be your fall from glory. The second you think you have the advantage, you will loose it. I have reviewed previous shows, yes. And I have seen $cott wrestle. And his flatline does look harsh. But $cott, let me ask you something. Have you ever been dropped from 8 foot in the air, only to come crashing down to the mat on your spine full force? Because I must introduce you to my move, “The Poisen Shot”. Im 7 foot 2 inches, and I will lift you feather ass high above my head, and bring you careening straight down. An 8 foot vertical drop, straight down, drilling your spine into your heart….

Do you know that feeling $cott? You know, where you think you might be dieng? You cant breath, your lungs squeeze tight and wont let in or give out any air… your heart slows down from lack of oxygen to your brain… you cant move, only gasp for air like a fish out of the water? Its similar to that, just a tad bit worse, because your spine will also feel like a big bowl of Jello. You will try and sit up after the match is over, and your eyes will burn from my “Myst”. The bile that I lurch up from my stomach acids… burning and devouring your eyes, rendering you blind and defensless. And that’s not good. Its not good when you cant see the man who just pinned you. Its not good when you need assistance from your friend Richy boy there, to help you get back stage and find the chiropractor…

John Cooper: Well you know you are the top concern for the team of $cott Williams and Rich Anderson for Friday. Right above our 9 year veteran, Marius.

Venome: 9 years, hmmm, oddly that’s how long ive been in this as well... good for him, its good to know there are fellow veterans in the federation. I just hope scotty knows what he is asking for when he asks to go up against a veteran of the sport.

John Cooper: Yes, and do you believe that will play an advantage for you? Having more experience…

Venome: No, I mean, experience can help you in many ways, learning people moves, learning how to avoid moves, learning reversals and whatnot…. But everyone is different, you must work with each individual superstar for you to understand their ways, their motivations, their movements. The only advantage I have is not being a cocky prick…

John Cooper: Those are some harsh words. Venome, what about your feelings toward your partner in this match, Rob Torborg? Have you ever worked with him before?

Venome: No, I haven’t even ever heard of the man, till recently. From what I understand he is quite the wrestler… but he has yet to show his face. So I don’t concern myself with him too much. If he comes, and he decideds to participate in this match, im all game for teaming with him. He seems like a cool guy. But if he dosent show, im more than willing to take on these two lower classmen on by myself. I am no rookie to handicap matches.

John Cooper: Well Venome, thanks for your time. It was good talking with you, and welcome to the EGW. We hope you find yourself succesfull here.

Venome: Thanks, oh I intend on making myself successful.

~ The camera closes as the two men again stand up to shake hands…. You can see how much taller Venome is compared to John Cooper as the camera fades to black. ~