* * * Webmaster
Hey teens, I'm surprised you haven't left this shitty site yet. Well now that you're here, let me tell you my life story....|
I, WEBMASTER, live in the magical world full of Oester butterflies, ex-jock Athletic Directors, typical teens, mountain side resorts, rabid old people, and Brazilians. If you haven't guessed yet, then yeah I do live in the Hills, Fountain Hills that is.
My name is Anthony, Anthony Follis if it really concerns you. I was born in San Diego on July 30th, 1985. How did I move into such an enchanting town as Fountain Hills? I don't know.
FOUNTAIN HILLS HIGH SCHOOL: Full of jocks, gangstas, teens, skaters, freaks, goths, marshals, security guards, certain naked staff members and big fat girls that wear thongs. I call this place home, well not really but whatever, no big.
I must not be hip enough for some teens around here, so I'll just have to settle for those god damn skater faggots instead. Because you know, if you have a skateboard, you must be a god damn faggot, as according to some T.T.'s around town. Plus, being on a skateboard will automatically make you a prime suspect for anything for the F.H. popo.
By the way, right now I have a Flip and Black Label deck. Both are about to snap any second, so I better scrounge up some money for some new decks. I might as well go pro with a trick list like: ollies, fakie ollies, heelflips, kickflips [somewhat], manuals, f/s lipslides, b/s boardslides, f/s 50-50s and dropping some ledges. You think Zero would sponser me?
Music is what binds me together. Without music, well this place would be pretty quiet. Bands I like are Rammstein, Millencolin, Wizo, Dead Kennedys, Rancid, NOFX, Operation Ivy, The Ramones, The Clash, The Misfits, Bad Religion, The Adolescents, The Cure, Big Audio Dynamite II, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and other cool stuff. Apparently Bad Brains is pretty rippin, I should check them out.