Well, not exactly, but close enough. If you eat a poppy-seed bagel and then take a drug test, you'll show up positive for heroin. Hmmmm. All I have to say is that Poppy seed pound cakes are drug inducing as well; for the same reason of course.
"what?" I asked my triplet sister Christina.
"Making the friggin pound cake Kara has been talking about."
"it's just a pound cake, it's not that hard." i say, turning back to the mind warping television program titled "7th Heaven".
"Oh yeah? Well Kara had to make it just perfect! we made it from scratch for christs sake"
Okay, well I personally don't like poppy seeds, and Kara was mighty offended when I said I didn't want any pound cake to eat ("what the hell do you mean you don't like poppy seed pound cake?! Do you know how long I worked on that?! You're eating it, even if I have to shove it down your throat!") If you don't have three sisters, two of them being the same age, you had better fall to your knees and thank god right now. Sisters are a pain in the ass, no matter what people tell you. They always want to borrow your stuff, burn your CD's, copy your homework. Sometimes it just feels like you want to gouge your eyes out with a fork and hurl mashed poppy-seed pound cake at the walls.
