Joke Site
Q) If a rooster laid an egg on a barn, which way would it roll?
A) Neither. Roosters don't lay eggs
Q) Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A) Cause there wasn't any chickens in Dinosaur time.
Q) What is the scariest thing in the world?
A)You
Q) What is a dimple?
A) A pimple inside out
Q) Why is a tree like a dog?
A) Because they both loose ther bark when they die
Q) What is a tree's favorite drink?
A) Root Beer
Q) What is hard to beat?
A) A hard-boild egg
Q) How many hairs are there in a dog's tail?
A) None. They are all outside
Q) Where do eyes go in the summer?
A) To the sea
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub -- I'm dwowning
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.
