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RANK RESISTANCE

Rank Is...

RaNk ReSiStAnCe NEWS!

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Hello there. Well, we are out for the summer so we plan on practicin' a good bit. Our big goal right now is to pay to get a place and play in November the day after Election Day to celebrate either four more years of hating our President or a Democratic victory. We don't know which yet. Uh...we played around with a recorder on my computer and made a quick little cd with us and our other band, John Wilkes Booth and The Meat Martians, which basically has fused into one band (which is why we have Russell listed now.) The quality is terrible, but if you want something to laugh at, you can get a copy from us if you know us or by mailing to:
RANK RESISTANCE
1820 HWY 211 NE
Winder, GA 30680
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RANK AND JWBMM

Uhhh...well we have written a lot of songs lately. Worked on some more. We hope to have a set list before long so we can gig (and pay some people off to let us play for a few minutes or open up for them or something). Here is Rank's tentative set list as of right now:
1. Gluttony
2. The Casualties Of War
3. WWIII
4. Corporate Nightmare
5. Scumbag
6. Eat The Kurds And Weight
7. F-Bomb The H-Bomb
8. Israelistinians
9. End The Human Race
10. E Pluribus Unum
11. As The Papermill Rushes Back...
12. Conform
13. Addiction

John Wilkes Booth are a more mellow band that play to just have a good time. Their songs do not make any sense but here they are as well:
1. Angels
2. My Brother, Martin Luther King Jr., Paints Beautiful Pictures Of Yassir Arafat Dressed Up Like An Eskimo
3. The Cult Song
4. Ode To The Ocean
5. A Plea For Conservation
6. What Is The Meaning Of Life?
7. I Love Fission
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SEND RANK HATE MAIL:
NICK- Elephino32@bellsouth.net
DEVON- Devonistheman@aol.com
Russell and Malcolm do not have emails right now. Send them some and we'll be sure they get it.

RANK RESISTANCE
1820 HWY 211 NE
WINDER GA 30680

Please, write us and tell us how sexy we are and how much we suck or if you want a copy of the cd or something. It's never good enough, but we will keep working on it and hopefully one day it will be good enough. So you might get something different than what you've heard. We can't charge for it obviously, but any food crumbs or anything you wanna send is greatly appreciated and will probably be rewarded with some nude photos or something. Love, Nick

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Email: Elephino32@bellsouth.net