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THE PERFECT WIFE

 

 

SOMETIMES I FANTASIZE

ABOUT MY FUTURE LIFE

WITH MY FUTURE WIFE

THROUGH THESE WORDS EXPLAIN MY STANDARDS

BECAUSE YOU ONLY HAVE ONE LIFE

TO FIND THE PERFECT WIFE

I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER HAIR

BUT I PREFER IT LONG AND HANGING EVERYWHERE

HER FACE WILL BE THE KIND

THAT STAYS YOUNG UNTIL SHE'S 69

SHE'LL HAVE THE KIND OF BODY

THAT I CAN'T STOP STARING AT

WONDERING HOW'D I GET SO LUCKY

AND HOPING I DON'T GET TO FAT

FAT FAT

 

*CHORUS*

MAYBE YOU'RE OUT THERE FOR ME

OR MAYBE THIS WILL NEVER BE

I DREAM OF YOU AT NIGHT

AND IS THERE SUCH THING

AS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

MAYBE YOU'RE OUT THERE FOR ME

MAYBE I'LL JUST WAIT AND SEE

I DREAM OF HER AT NIGHT

AND WILL I FIND THE LOVE THAT'S JUST RIGHT

 

LOOKS AREN'T ALL I WANT CAUSE THAT WOULD BE TOO EASY

SHE HAS TO BE FUNNY SPONTANEOUS AND NEVER BLAND

LOVE ROLLER COASTERS PLAY BASS SO WE CAN JAM

SMARTER THAN ME BUT NEVER LET ME KNOW

ENJOY THE SAME MUSIC SO WE CAN START OUR OWN MOSH PIT OF LOVE

 

(CHORUS)

 

SHE'S THE KIND OF LADY

THAT WHEN SHE'S MAD WON'T ACT CRAZY

BUT TALK TO ME TELL ME WHY

SO THEN I KNOW AND NEVER MAKE HER CRY

WHEN WE HIT OUR FORTIES WE'LL START TO SETTLE DOWN

HAVE OURSELVES A FAMILY AND ALWAYS BE AROUND

 

WHEN SHE GROWS OLD

SHE WONT GROW COLD

BUT STILL YOUNG

AND KEEP HAVING FUN

YEAH THAT'S MY LADY

BUT I GUESS THAT I'M JUST CRAZY

 

SHE DON'T EXIST(X11)

 

NO SHE DON'T EXIST MAN

NO SHE DON'T EXIST

SHE'S NOT OUT THERE AT ALL

THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS

CAPTIVATING THEORY

I'VE KNOWN IT ALL ALONG

CAN'T HELP IT BEING PICKY

THAT'S WHY I WROTE THIS SONG

I GUESS I'LL LIVE MY LIFE

SEARCHING FOR THE PERFECT WIFE