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ME
I am a:	man
Looking for a:	woman
Interested In:	Friendship, Play, Dating
Age:	23
Location:	Santa Cruz, California
Country:	United States
Area Code:	831
Occupation:	International Jewel Thief..Don't tell anyone...
Education:
Ethnicity:	Caucasian Danish, Irish, Scottish, Polish and German. I'm so white I'm clear!
Religion:	I'm a devout practicing Cynic
Star Sign:	Libra Why do people always pick on Libras? Oh yeah because we don't fight back..
Relationship Status:	Single
Have Children:
Want Children:

MY GOODS
Height:	6' 4"
Weight:	180 lbs
Hair:	Brown
Eye Color:	Green

MY HABITS
Cigarettes	Often
Booze:
Drugs:	Sometimes
Self-love:	Often
Self-deprecation:	Sometimes

YOU
Age Between:	18-39
Within:	100 miles
Education:	no preference
Religion:	no preference
Ethnicity:	Caucasian, East Asian, Hispanic, South Asian
Star Sign:	no preference
Have Children:	no preference
Want Children:	no preference

YOUR GOODS
Height:	5' 6" - 6' 3"
Weight:	115 - 160 lbs
Hair:	no preference
Eye Color:	no preference

YOUR HABITS
Cigarettes:	Always OK
Booze:	Always OK
Drugs:	Sometimes OK
Self-love	Always OK
Self-deprecation:	Sometimes OK

TIP OF MY ICEBERG

Last great book I read

Tropic of Cancer

Most humbling moment

Discovering the name Dom Perignon isn't entirely phonetic..

Favorite on-screen sex scene

The one in Next Friday. "I'm an Aztec warrior! AHHHH!"

Celebrity I resemble most

I'm told I look like that guy from Blink 182. No one ever says which one though!

Best (or worst) lie I've ever told

Nah baby I swear it's just a cold sore.

If I could be anywhere at the moment

I'd be playing a game of 8 ball with Minnesota Fats and kicking his chubby ass!

Song or album that puts me in the mood

Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

The five items I can't live without

The Internet / ICUII
Pool
Kit-Kat Bars
Peach Snapple
Camel Turkish Royals

Fill in the blanks

Thinking you are intelligent is sexy;
Being intelligent is sexier

In my bedroom, you'll find

Oh not much. Handcuffs on the headboard, whips and paddles on the wall, a refrigerator stocked with emotion lotion and chocolate Reddi Whip. Just the essentials.

WHY YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW ME

I'm serious when I need to be and goofy the rest of the time.
I would never laugh at any clumsy mistake you made because I've probably done the same thing at least twice.
I'm low in sodium and existentially wrinkle free

MORE ABOUT WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR

Someone Who:
Can be serious but isn't too cool to be goofy.
Has a great sense of humor and can take a little ribbing once in a while.
Gives as good or better than she gets.
Would bail me out of jail at 3am without asking why.
Realizes that being "coo" is infinitely better than being "cool".
Appreciates the finer things in life.
Thinks the finer things in life are dinner at Denny's, hand picked flowers and cubic zirconia.
Someone who enjoys going down to the elementary school with me and watching all the kids jump and scream and run, because they dont know I'm using blanks.