The 10 commandments of Metal!
(said in a cheesy voice-of-god)
1. Thou shalt always love metal before any other genre of music
2. Thou shalt respect the words of the E1337 Metal Millitia Members
3. Thou shalt treat every man as if he is your brother, so long as he likes Metal
4. Thou shalt adorn thyself with emblems of Metalness, such as spike cuffs, black leather, chains, black clothing, piercing's, or chain type necklaces(any of these is cool, all is amazing)
5. If thou pullith up beside someone blasting rap out of their car, thou shalt immediately out blast them with mind numbing volumes of pure metal
6. If thou run across a poser, thou shalt kickith his ass
7. Thou shalt not listen to Avril Lavigne in excess
8. Thou shalt not turn your music down when people complain
9. Thou shalt not say things such as "yo yo my hommie g", "bling bling", or any other grammatically incorrect phrases associated with the rap community
10. Thou shalt respect these commandments, less you be deemed un-Metal
These are my words, heed them well my brethern-
Lord William de Mullet
