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Gobble Gobble. That is what turkeys say.
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2/12/04
Hey this is my first entry in my online diary/site/thing. Did I mention that I like it? No I don't think I did so here goes... I love my site! whoohoo! Yeah! so any who this is what I'm doing today. I'm in studyhall right now. I wonder if we're allowed to work on websites in study hall... hm... I do not know! lol. okes dokes so I'm sitting next to katie maguire and Lexi Huntsberger. It's boring in here.... "SNORE"...lol. Well I don't know what to write now so I'm signing off. OH WAIT! It's valentines day and I got 11 valemtimes! YAY! When I came in this morning there were swedish fish taped on my locker. YAY! SQEEEEEEEEEE! Oh ya tay I found your assignment book in the Computer lab in case your looking for it hehehehehe! lol! Okeys what should we talk about... hmmmm... JOHNNY DEPP! ALWAYS A GOOD TOPIC OF CONVERSATION. I HATE SPOONS. SQUEE!
Okes so now im all squeed out so im signing off. Here comes Gabby! BUH BYERS!
<3 Maggie
2/12/04 (home)
Hey me again! My little cuzzy ganderboobie is over and I am sitting in front of the computer... YAHOO! lol. At least this is MY computer in stead of a school computer! hehe lol. I like my site... yeah.. righty then.... hmmm... oh yeah I might be able to sleep over/ Play at my buddy taytay's house! hehehe! lol! Oh Yeah! This list cracks me up because in case you didn't know I am Phobic of eliveeters! EEK! lol well read it! :)
1. Make racing car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead andmuttering: "Shut up, d*mmit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequencyof the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering insideask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing thewall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yankthe doors open, then act embarrassed when they open bythemselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrolcoming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warmhandshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that itstay openuntil you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink"at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, andannounce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back:"Oh, not now, d*mn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger. 20. Meow occassionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in yournose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh andsay "0ops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if itlooks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holier "Chocks away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a box that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce"You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of theelevator.
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29 Leave a box between the doors.
30 Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button forthem.
31 Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers"through" it.
32 Start a sing-along.
33 When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is thatyour beeper?"
34 Play the harmonica.
35 Shadow box.
36 Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37 Lean against the button panel.
38 Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39 Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40 Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce toother passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger:"Wanna see wha in muhmouf?"
43 Blow spit bubbles.
44 Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45 Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitablehost body."
46 Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47 Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48 Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49 Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50 If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holier "Bad touch!"
51 Scatter powertools around your feet and scream into a radio, " ARE YOU FINISHED GOING YET? THE CABLE ONLY HAS ONE SCREW!!!"
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