Gertrude the Ugly Girl


She has pimples on her face, .......
Shes Gertrude the Ugly Girl!
She wears baggy clothes, she has a big gross snotty nose.
Shes Gertrude the Ugly Girl!
She's so fat it looks fake, when she runs the ground shakes
Shes Gertrude the Ugly Girl!
She's got tangles in her hair, she does not wear underwear
Shes Gertrude the Ugly Girl!

And I know judging her like this should be considered sick.
But she looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick.
And i know she is probably nice inside.
But when i see her I've got to run and hide.

CUZ SHE'S!!!
Gertrude the ugly girl...

She's got the biggest freakin' ass that spews toxic gas.
Shes Gertrude the Ugly Girl!
She can clear out Sunday mass with her putrid swamp ass.
Shes Gertrude the Ugly Girl!
She's got boils on her feet, she smells like a sheep.
Shes Gertrude the Ugly Girl!
She's got boils on her legs, she smells like rotten eggs.
Shes Gertrude the Ugly Girl!

And I know judging her like this should be considered sick.
But she looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick.
And i know she is probably nice inside.
But when i see her I've got to run and hide.

CUZ SHE'S!!!
Gertrude the ugly girl...


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