Freddy's World

His world, it's not to complicated.
He's a sped, and all his freinds they call him fred
All the girls, they think he is so cool.
But if he mistrust them, they'll play him like a fool.

As a baby, he was dropped on his nogin.
All because his mother was knockin'.
She's crazy, but at least she's really hot.
All the neighborhood kids think she's a robot.

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He's freddy.
Smells like a yetti.
His name is not Eddy.
Nor is it betty, he's freddy.

His parents divorced, now his dad's out of the picture.
But they adopted a kid to add into the micture.
He's chinease, and his name is Choung.
And for an asian, hes prett well hung.

King Bob is Freddy's little brother.
He'll controll the world unlike any other.
He's been angry ever since he left the womb.
He'll be angry untill he reaches the tomb.

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His best freind, his name is Ben.
Since they've been two years old they've always been freinds.
He's obeise, but he really can't help it.
He stinks worse than a cab driver's armpit.

Slou D. Moins is the mean old principal.
No one i know would ever want to be his pal.
He gave Freddy detention 'cuz he didn't know an awnser.
And his hairline looks like he has cancer.

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Hes Freddy, yeah.



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