(chorus)
Everbody's gonna fuck with Shandi
Lining up to fuck with Shandi now
Everybody's gonna fuck with Shandi
Your true colors start finally comin...
Even the geeks all died with laughter
Few days later she's bathroom banter
Going to class and having them laugh
They all got a little piece of Shandi that night
Don't call her a trick
And don't call her a whore
Just take all yer church beads and put
em where the trash goes
Shandi's life got real hard real fast
Delightful little slut had it coming that night
(repeat chorus)
Slut!!