OMG VIDEO GAMES!


This is the video game portion of my site. Video games rule, especially the ones where you kill, or beat the shit out of people, like Grand Theft Auto!
I own all of the current major systems (Playstation 2* , Xbox, and Gamecube), so I'm quite the gamer. All of the consoles have their strong points and their weaknesses. Like Gamecube sucks for online gaming, if you want to play online, don't play with a Gmecube. I'd say that the Xbox is the best for that type of gaming. Just look at their online games: Unreal Championship, Tony Hawk 3 and 4 (if you go through GameSpy or XB), Whacked, NFL Fever, Ghost Recon, Halo (GameSpy or XB), Timesplitters 2 (GameSpy or XB), and others that I can't think of, and more to come. But, If your like most people, you'll want the system with all the best games, despite it's quality (Playstation 2). Just look at the games that Playstation 2 has: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, Tony Hawk, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy X, Twisted Metal Black, Grand Theft Auto 3, State of Emergency, Metal Gear, Timesplitters 1 and 2, Stuntman and many others. Then there's the Gamecube, it has a few good games, mostly exclusives like Resident Evil and Metroid. I'll stop yapping now about the games I like and shit.

* In my opinion, the best system!


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Playstation 2:
This is the best console out there. If you only have one system, you should get this one. Did you know that Microsoft and Nintendo only made the Xbox and Gamecube to accompany the Playstation 2 in your household? Okay, that's not true, but it would make perfect sense, since Playstation 2 is the best system out there.

No Playstation 2 can be without:

And to go along with all of those games, there's also all of the awsome Playstation One games out there that are worth the money:

Yep, the Playstation 2 might just be the best video game system out there... at the time. We still have a lot more gaming ahead of us in the future (Playstation 3, 4, 5 and 6). I heard that the Playstation 6 will come with its own vibrator, which is good news for all those sick and perverted gamers out there. I'll shut up.


Xbox:
Holy Shit! It's the Xbox! I mean..... Holy Fucking Shit, it's the Xbox. It's true, I favor the Playstation 2 over any other system, but second to that would definitely be the Xbox! When you absolutely have to kick the guy you just met's ass, this is the system to play. To play any other console online is just somply retarded... duhrrr! I think I've made my point.

If you don't have these games, you're either dead, gay or both:

And much more to come, including:

Don't count out the Xbox because it doesn't have the must-have exclusives like Resident Evil and Grand Theft Auto. Go ahead and go online with your Gamecube and play Phantasy Star Online. Like I haven't played that game with the Dreamcast already. Unreal, Halo, and Tony Hawk should keep you busy for many, many hours. Oh and don't let Morrowind take over your life, I still can't remember my name.


GameCube:
Now here's a tough one. So many people can't get enough of the GameCube. I on the other hand can do without it. There are so many loyal Nintendo fans out there that, I think, are blinded of they true gayness of this system. Sure there are a few exclusive games for it, but that's not enough for me to keep playing it over and over again like some people. Now, I did buy a GameCube, but I'm not a hypocrite. I bought it for the few exclusive games that are worth getting. These are:

That's it People! There are some supposedly good games for the GameCube, but they're really just gay instead.

There you have it people, that's pretty much all the GameCube has to offer. Everything else is just gay.