HEROES

Name: Club Sandwich

Type: Deli-style hero

Height: Lucky 88 loaves

Weight: 3 heart attacks

Serving Size: 3,000 individuals

Calories: Billions upon billions

Total Fat: Billions upon billions

Attack: Cold cut, deli slice, triple deck-her,

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Disposition: Manic do-gooder. So badly wants to save the world he letting very starving children nosh him.

Win/Lose: 8/3

Allies: Silver Potato, Sentai Jin, Slo Feng

Enemies: Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle, Dr. Cube, Mung Wun

Name: Silver Potato

Type: Metallic tuber-hero

Height: 140 meters

Weight: 95,000 calories

Attack: Au-gratin style kick, tuber terror,

spudsault, silver missile kick

Win/Lose: 18/7

Allies: Los Plantains, Dusto Bunny, Sentai Jin

Enemies: Dr. Cube, Uchu Chu, Cycloptopuss

Name: Atomic Trooper Robo

Type: Round radioactive hero

Height: 170 meters

Weight: 278 metric tons

Disposition: Calculated risk taker

Attack: Flying atomic double-kick, wire whip,

handlebar hold, super head butt

Win/Lose: 26/4

Allies: Force Trooper Robo, Silver Potato, Sentai Jin

Enemies: Dr. Cube, Uchu Chu, Sky Deviler, Cycloptopuss

Name: American Beetle

Type: Boxing-skill electoral hero

Height: 629 ballots

Weight: 6 tons (easily inflatable)

Attack: Running for second term; presidential pounce, one arm back stab

Win/Lose: 6/7

Allies: Silver Potato, Sentai Jin, Slo Feng

Enemies: Uchu Chu, Atomic Cannon, Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle

Name: Sentai Jin

Type: Heavily armed hero, based in the sciences and Jujitsu

Field of View: 3 arcmin for main opt

System Focal length: 11.6 m for M.0.S.

Disposition: 1000 mm clear aperture

Attack: Fire five laser, Sentai bomb, concentration, analization

Win/Lose: 3/1

Allies: Silver Potato, Atomic Trooper, Force Trooper Robo

Enemies: Sky Deviler, Uchu Chu, Dr. Cube

Name: Dusto Bunny

Type: Unclean home result hero

Height: One billion dust mites

Weight: 64 tons (mostly fluff)

Attack: Bunny stomp, lucky foot kick, jack rabbit hammer punch

IQ: Einstein, but better at math

Win/Lose: 8/8

Allies: Silver Potato, Los Plantanos, Atomic Cannon

Enemies: No enemies, but susceptible to Swiffer™ mops.

Name: Slo Feng

Type: Hairy viking-type hero

Height: .45 kilometers

Weight: 233 smorgasboards

Attack: The bjorn, Swedish stench stance, umlaut confusion

Win/Lose: 2/27

Allies: Force Trooper Robo, Los Plantanos

Enemies: Atomic Cannon, Mota Naru, Dino Kang Jr.

Name: Los Plantanos (AKA The Plantain Twins)

Type: El Grande Gusto hero twins

Height: 60 meters

Weight: 500 Centavos

Attack: Cuban clothesline, the plantain roll, the

double hurricane

Revolutions per Minute: 960

Coup Factor: 0.397

Allies: Club Sandwich, Dusto Bunny, Powa Ranjuru

Enemies: Dr. Cube, Mung Wun, Beefy L'Ox

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