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Adam and Eve

Here I go and if you please, here it comes a song to sneeze.
If you may and if I might, inject a little bit of humor tonight.
Let's pretend, in case you've missed (ignorance really is bliss),
That God is real, and Eden did exist, the perfect setting for the world's first tryst.
Man was created and God was stressed, then Eve was created, Adam was impressed.
But before I get ahead of the game, let's talk about Eden before "they came."
The myth has always been seven days, the forth for fish, on the fifth the cows did graze.
Then God said in infinite wisdom and omniscience, man would be a good way to screw up this.
So man was created with not one brain but two, but the second had nothing to do;
So God made Eve from Adam's rib, and Adam had someone to give.
God with its infinite humor knew a utopia wouldn't work, so he supplied the two with a little quirk.
To take thy fruit from yonder tree, will cast you down unfavorably.
So in a world that would not work, two more mistakes shouldn't hurt.

©2002 Tyler Hutchinson