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< ~*~*~¤§¤~*~*~*~*~**~UNDER CONSTRUCTION*~*~*~*~*~*~¤§~** ******************************************************* i ran up the door opened the stairs said my pajamas and puts on my prayers trned off da bed and crawled inta the light all bcuz u kissed me gdnight!*ill keep waiting 4 dat best kiss* ******************************************************* DONT LET ME GET ME pink Never win first place, I don't support the team I can't take direction, and my socks are never clean Teachers dated me, my parents hated me I was always in a fight cuz I can't do nothin' right Everyday I fight a war against the mirror I can't take the person starin' back at me I'm a hazard to myself Don't let me get me I'm my own worst enemy Its bad when you annoy yourself So irritating Don't wanna be my friend no more I wanna be somebody else I wanna be somebody else, yeah LA told me, "You'll be a pop star, All you have to change is everything you are." Tired of being compared to damn Britney Spears She's so pretty, that just ain't me Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe somethin A day in the life of someone else? Cuz I'm a hazard to myself Don't let me get me I'm my own worst enemy Its bad when you annoy yourself So irritating Don't wanna be my friend no more I wanna be somebody else Don't let me get me I'm my own worst enemy Its bad when you annoy yourself So irritating Don't wanna be my friend no more I wanna be somebody else Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe somethin A day in the life of someone else? Don't let me get me Don't let me get me I'm my own worst enemy Its bad when you annoy yourself So irritating Don't wanna be my friend no more I wanna be somebody else ******************************************************* JUST LIKE A PILL pink I'm lyin' here on the floor where you left me I think I took too much I'm crying here, what have you done? I thought it would be fun I can't stay on your life support, there's a shortage in the switch, I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me itch I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes being a little bitch, I think I'll get outta here, where I can Run just as fast as I can To the middle of nowhere To the middle of my frustrated fears And I swear you're just like a pill Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me ill You keep makin' me ill I haven't moved from the spot where you left me This must be a bad trip All of the other pills, they were different Maybe I should get some help I can't stay on your life support, there's a shortage in the switch, I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me itch I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes being a little bitch, I think I'll get outta here, where I can Run just as fast as I can To the middle of nowhere To the middle of my frustrated fears And I swear you're just like a pill Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me ill You keep makin' me ill Run just as fast as I can To the middle of nowhere To the middle of my frustrated fears And I swear you're just like a pill Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me ill You keep makin' me ill I can't stay on your life support, there's a shortage in the switch, I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me itch I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes being a little bitch, I think I'll get outta here, where I can Run just as fast as I can To the middle of nowhere To the middle of my frustrated fears And I swear you're just like a pill Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me ill You keep makin' me ill ******************************************************* GET THE PARTY STARTED pink I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started Get this party started on a Saturday night Everybody's waitin for me to arrive Sendin' out the message to all of my friends We'll be lookin flashy in my Mercedes Benz I got lotsa style, got my gold diamond rings I can go for miles if you know what I mean I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started Pumpin up the volume, breakin down to the beat Cruisin' through the west side We'll be checkin' the scene Boulevard is freakin' as I'm comin' up fast I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass Pull up to the bumper, get out of the car License plate says Stunner #1 Superstar I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started Get this party started Makin my connection as I enter the room Everybody's chillin as I set up the groove Pumpin' up the volume with this brand new beat Everybody's dancin and their dancin for me I'm your operator, you can call anytime I'll be your connection to the party line I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started Get this party started Get this party started right now Get this party started Get this party started Get this party started right now ******************************************************* FAMILY PORTRAIT pink Uh, uh, some deep shit, uh, uh Momma please stop cryin, I can't stand the sound Your pain is painful and its tearin' me down I hear glasses breakin as I sit up in my bed I told dad you didn't mean those nasty things you said You fight about money, bout me and my brother And this I come home to, this is my shelter It ain't easy growin up in World War III Never knowin what love could be, you'll see I don't want love to destroy me like it has done my family Can we work it out? Can we be a family? I promise I'll be better, Mommy I'll do anything Can we work it out? Can we be a family? I promise I'll be better, Daddy please don't leave Daddy please stop yellin, I can't stand the sound Make mama stop cryin, cuz I need you around My mama she loves you, no matter what she says its true I know that she hurts you, but remember I love you, too I ran away today, ran from the noise, ran away Don't wanna go back to that place, but don't have no choice, no way It ain't easy growin up in World War III Never knowin what love could be, well I've seen I don't want love to destroy me like it did my family Can we work it out? Can we be a family? I promise I'll be better, Mommy I'll do anything Can we work it out? Can we be a family? I promise I'll be better, Daddy please don't leave In our family portrait, we look pretty happy Let's play pretend, let's act like it comes naturally I don't wanna have to split the holidays I don't want two addresses I don't want a step-brother anyways And I don't want my mom to have to change her last name In our family portrait we look pretty happy We look pretty normal, let's go back to that In our family portrait we look pretty happy Let's play pretend, act like it goes naturally In our family portrait we look pretty happy (Can we work it out? Can we be a family?) We look pretty normal, let's go back to that (I promise I'll be better, Mommy I'll do anything) In our family portrait we look pretty happy (Can we work it out? Can we be a family?) Let's play pretend act and like it comes so naturally (I promise I'll be better, Daddy please don't leave) In our family portrait we look pretty happy (Can we work it out? Can we be a family?) We look pretty normal, let's go back to that (I promise I'll be better, Daddy please don't leave) Daddy don't leave Daddy don't leave Daddy don't leave Turn around please Remember that the night you left you took my shining star? Daddy don't leave Daddy don't leave Daddy don't leave Don't leave us here alone Mom will be nicer I'll be so much better, I'll tell my brother Oh, I won't spill the milk at dinner I'll be so much better, I'll do everything right I'll be your little girl forever I'll go to sleep at night ******************************************************* IN THE END linkin park (It starts with) One thing / I don’t know why It doesn’t even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind / I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It’s so unreal Didn’t look out below Watch the time go right out the window Trying to hold on / but didn’t even know Wasted it all just to Watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart What it meant to me / will eventually / be a memory / of a time when I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matter One thing / I don’t know why It doesn’t even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind / I designed this rhyme To remind myself how I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mocking me Acting like I was part of your property Remembering all the times you fought with me I’m surprised it got so (far) Things aren’t the way they were before You wouldn’t even recognize me anymore Not that you knew me back then But it all comes back to me In the end You kept everything inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart What it meant to me / will eventually / be a memory / of a time when I I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn’t even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn’t even matter I’ve put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go And for all this There’s only one thing you should know I’ve put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go And for all this There’s only one thing you should know I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn’t even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn’t even matter ******************************************************* PAPERCUT Why does it feel like night today? Something in here’s not right today Why am I so uptight today? Paranoia’s all I got left I don’t know what stressed me first Or how the pressure was fed / but I know just what it feels like To have a voice in the back of my head It’s like a face that I hold inside A face that awakes when I close my eyes A face watches every time I lie A face that laughs every time I fall (And watches everything) So I know that when it’s time to sink or swim That the face inside is hearing me / right beneath my skin It’s like I’m / paranoid lookin’ over my back It’s like a / whirlwind inside of my head It’s like I / can’t stop what I’m hearing within It’s like the face inside is right beneath my skin I know I’ve got a face in me points out all the mistakes to me You’ve got a face on the inside too and Your paranoia’s probably worse I don’t know what set me off first but I know what I can’t stand Everybody acts like the fact of the matter is I can’t add up to what you can but Everybody has a face that they hold inside A face that awakes when they close their eyes A face watches every time they lie A face that laughs every time they fall (And watches everything) So you know that when it’s time to sink or swim That the face inside is watching you too / right inside your skin It’s like I’m / paranoid lookin’ over my back It’s like a / whirlwind inside of my head It’s like I / can’t stop what I’m hearing within It’s like the face inside is right beneath my skin It’s like I’m / paranoid lookin’ over my back It’s like a / whirlwind inside of my head It’s like I / can’t stop what I’m hearing within It’s like the face inside is right beneath my skin the face inside is right beneath my skin the face inside is right beneath my skin the face inside is right beneath my skin The sun goes down I feel the light betray me The sun goes down I feel the light betray me The sun It’s like I’m / paranoid lookin’ over my back It’s like a / whirlwind inside of my head It’s like I / can’t stop what I’m hearing within It’s like the face inside is right beneath my skin I feel the light betray me The sun It’s like I’m / paranoid lookin’ over my back It’s like a / whirlwind inside of my head It’s like I / can’t stop what I’m hearing within I feel the light betray me It’s like I / can’t stop what I’m hearing within It’s like I / can’t stop what I’m hearing within ******************************************************* S8ER BOI avril lavigne He was a boy She was a girl Can i make it any more obvious He was a punk She did ballet What more can i say He wanted her She'd never tell secretly she wanted him as well But all of her friends Stuck up their nose They had a problem with his baggy clothes He was a skater boy She said see you later boy He wasn't good enough for her She had a pretty face But her head was up in space She needed to come back down to earth 5 years from now She sits at home Feeding the baby she's all alone She turns on tv Guess who she sees Skater boy rockin up MTV She calls up her friends They already know And they've all got Tickets to see his show She tags along Stands in the crowd Looks up at the man that she turned down He was a skater boy She said see you later boy He wasn't good enough for her Now he's a super star Slamming on his guitar Does your pretty face see what he's worth? He was a skater boy She said see you later boy He wasn't good enough for her Now he's a super star Slamming on his guitar Does your pretty face see what he's worth? Sorry girl but you missed out Well tough luck that boy's mine now We are more than just good friends This is how the story ends Too bad that you couldn't see, See the man that boy could be There is more that meets the eye I see the soul that is inside He's just a boy And Im just a girl Can I make it any more obvious We are in love Haven't you heard How we rock eachothers world I'm with the skater boy I said see you later boy I'll be back stage after the show I'll be at the studio Singing the song we wrote About a girl you used to know I'm with the skater boy I said see you later boy I'll be back stage after the show I'll be at the studio Singing the song we wrote About a girl you used to know ******************************************************* COMPLICATED avril lavigne Uh huh, life's like this Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is Cause life's like this Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is Chill out whatcha yelling' for? Lay back it's all been done before And if you could only let it be you will see I like you the way you are When we're drivin' in your car and you're talking to me one on one but you've become Somebody else round everyone else You're watching your back like you can't relax You're tryin' to be cool you look like a fool to me Tell me Why you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated Life's like this you And you fall and you crawl and you break and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it no no no You come over unannounced dressed up like you're somethin' else where you are and where it's at you see you're making me laugh out when you strike your pose take off all your preppy clothes you know you're not fooling anyone when you've become Somebody else round everyone else Watching your back, like you can't relax Trying to be cool you look like a fool to me Tell me Why you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated Life's like this you and You fall and you crawl and you break and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it no no no Chill out whatcha yelling for? Lay back, it's all been done before And if you could only let it be You will see Somebody else round everyone else You're watching your back, like you can't relax You're trying to be cool, you look like a fool to me Tell me Why you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated Life's like this you and You fall and you crawl and you break and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it no no Why you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like your somebody else gets me frustrated Life's like this you You fall and you crawl and you break and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it no no no ******************************************************* LOSING GRIP avril lavigne Are you aware of what you make me feel, baby Right now I feel invisible to you, like I'm not real Didn't you feel me lock my arms around you Why'd you turn away? Here's what I have to say I was left to cry there, waiting outside there grinning with a lost stare That's when I decided [chorus] Why should I care Cuz you weren't there when I was scared I was so alone You, you need to listen I'm starting to trip, I'm losing my grip and I'm in this thing alone Am I just some chick you place beside you to take somebody's place when you turn around can you recognize my face you used to love me, you used to hug me But that wasn't the case Everything wasn't ok I was left to cry there waiting outside there grinning with a lost stare That's when I decided [chorus] Crying out loud I'm crying out loud Crying out loud I'm crying out loud Open your eyes Open up wide Why should I care Cuz you weren't there when I was scared I was so alone Why should I care Cuz you weren't there when I was scared I was so alone Why should I care If you don't care then I don't care were not going newhere Why should I care cuz you weren't there when I was scared I was so alone Why should I care If you don't care then i don't care were not going newhere ******************************************************* FIRST DATE blink182 In the car I just can't wait to pick you up on our very first date is it cool if I hold your hand? is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance? do you like my stupid hair? would you guess that I didn't know what to wear? I'm just scared of what you think you make me nervous so I really can't eat Let's go don't wait this nights almost over honest, let's make this night last forever forever and ever let's make this last forever forever and ever let's make this last forever When you smile, I melt inside I'm not worthy for a minute of your time I really wish it was only me and you I'm jealous of everybody in the room please don't look at me with those eyes please don't hint that you're capable of lies I dread the thought of our very first kiss a target that I'm probably gonna miss Let's go don't wait this nights almost over honest, let's make this night last forever forever and ever let's make this last forever forever and ever let's make this last forever Let's go don't wait this nights almost over honest, let's make this night last forever forever and ever let's make this last forever forever and ever let's make this last forever forever and ever let's make this last forever forever and ever let's make this last forever ******************************************************* SHUT UP blink182 Shut the fuck up she said I'm going fucking deaf you're always too loud everything's too loud Now that all my friends left this place is fucking dead I want to move out when can we move out this shit has got to stop I'll run away Get the fuck up she said your life is meaningless it's going nowhere you're going nowhere You're just a fuck up she said I'll live alone instead she said "you don't care" I know I don't care I'll never ask permission from you fuck off I'm not listening to you I'm not coming home I'm never going to come back home I got too fucked up again and passed out on the plane tried to forget you I can't forget you No sleep on this flight I'll think about the nights we had to get through how did we get through? I'll never ask permission from you fuck off I'm not listening to you I'm not coming home I'm never going to come back home I'll run away I think it's time that I should leave I think it's time that I should leave I think it's time that I should leave I think it's time that I should leave I'll never ask permission from you fuck off I'm not listening to you I'm not coming home I'm never going to come back home I'll run away I think it's time for me to leave (I'll run away) I think it's time for me to leave (I'll run away) I think it's time for me to leave (I'll run away) I think it's time for me to leave (I'll run away) ******************************************************* ALIENS EXIST blink182 Hey mom there's something in the backroom hope it's not the creature from above you used to read me stories as if my dreams were boring we all know conspiracies are dumb What if people knew that these were real I'd leave my closet door open all night I know the CIA would say what you hear is all hearsay I wish someone would tell me what was right Up all night long and there's something very wrong and I know it must be late been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys I'm not like you I am still a skeptic yes you know me been best friends and will be till we die I got an injection of blood from the erection my best friend thinks I'm just humping guys alright Up all night long and there's something very wrong and I know it must be late been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys I'm not like you Dark and scary, ordinary explanation, information nice to know ya, paranoia where's my mother, biofather Up all night long and there's something very wrong and I know it must be late been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys twelve majestic lies ------------ ******************************************************* ALL THE SMALL THINGS blink182 All the / small things true care / truth brings I'll take / one lift your ride / best trip always / I know you'll be / at my show watching, waiting, commiserating Say it ain't so, I will not go turn the lights off, carry me home Na, na, na, na.... Late night, come home work sucks, I know she left me roses by the stairs surprises let me know she cares Say it ain't so, I will not go turn the lights off, carry me home Na, na, na, na.... Say it ain't so, I will not go turn the lights off, carry me home keep your head still, I'll be your thrill the night will go on, my little windmill Say it ain't so, I will not go turn the lights off, carry me home keep your head still, I'll be your thrill the night will go on, the night will go on, my little windmill ******************************************************* PAPA DONT PREACH kelly osbourne Papa I know you're going to be upset 'Cause I was always your little girl But you should know by now I'm not a baby You always taught me right from wrong I need your help, daddy please be strong I may be young at heart But I know what I'm saying The one you warned me all about The one you said I could do without We're in an awful mess, and I don't mean maybe - please [Chorus:] Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep But I made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby, oh I'm gonna keep my baby, mmm... He says that he's going to marry me We can raise a little family Maybe we'll be all right It's a sacrifice But my friends keep telling me to give it up Saying I'm too young, I ought to live it up What I need right now is some good advice, please [chorus] Daddy, daddy if you could only see Just how good he's been treating me You'd give us your blessing right now 'Cause we are in love, we are in love, so please [chorus] Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep [repeat] Oh, I'm gonna keep my baby, ooh Don't you stop loving me daddy I know, I'm keeping my baby I know, I'm keeping my baby I know, I'm keeping my baby ******************************************************* SHUT UP kelly osbourne You say, I should do it differently. I don't, Necessarily agree. Stand up! Sit down! Be nice! Did ya hear me ask for your advice? Don't bother, Trying to tell me your beliefs. Don't want to, Know which way it's good to be. Do this! Do that! On track! Do me a favor and don't talk back! Round and round, But the conversation always ends where it began. Round and round, And I need a vacation. My god, I've had it from you! Shut up! Don't want to hear your voice. Shut up! I'm sick of all the noise. There's nothing you can say to me, So get away from me. Shut up! Blah Blah, Blah Blah, Blah Blah, Blah Blah. That's what, It sounds like you said to me. You nag and you brag and I gag, There's so much beauty in what we have. You must, Have better things that you can do. Or just, Love all around me too. What you want, What I need. Oh please! I think you get off, On hearing yourself speak. Round and round, But the conversation always ends where it began. Round and round, And I need a vacation. My god, I've had it from you! Shut up! Don't want to hear your voice. Shut up! I'm sick of all the noise. There's nothing you can say to me, So get away from me. Shut up! Don't want to be polite. It's messed up, How you always think you're right. There's nothing you can say, That's gonna change the way I am. Shut up! Round and round, But the conversation always ends where it began. Round and round, And I need a vacation. My god, I've had it from you! Shut up! Don't want to hear your voice. Shut up! I'm sick of all the noise. There's nothing you can say to me, So get away from me. Shut up! Don't want to be polite. It's messed up, How you always think you're right. There's nothing you can say, That's gonna change the way I am. Shut up! ******************************************************* FAT LIP sum41 Storming through the party like my name was El ninio When I'm handgun out drinking in the back of an El camino As a kid, I was a skid and no one knew me by name. I trashed my own house party cause no body came. I know I'm not the one you thought you knew back in high school Never going, ever showing up when we had to. attention that we crave don't tell us to behave, I'm sick of always hearing act your age. I don't want to waste my time become another casualty of society. I'll never fall in line Become another victim of your conformity And back down. Because you don't Know us at all we laugh when old people fall. But what would you expect with a conscience so small. Heavy metal and mullets it's how we were raised. Maiden and priest were the gods that we praised Cause we like having fun at other peoples expense and, Cutting people down is just a minor offence then, It's none of your concern, I guess I'll never learn. I'm sick of being told to wait my turn. I don't want to waste my time become another casualty of society. I'll never fall in line Become another victim of your conformity And back down. Don't count on me, to let you know when. Don't count on me, I'll do it again. Don't count on me, it's the point you're missing. Don't count on me, cause I'm not listening. Well I'm a no goodnick lower middle class brat, Back packed and I don't give a shit about nothing. You be standing on the corner talking all that kufuffin. But you don't make sense from all the gas you be huffing. Then if the egg don't stain you'll be ringing off the hook, You're on the hit list wanted in the telephone book. I like songs with distortion, to drink in proportion. The doctor said my mom should have had an abortion. I don't want to waste my time become another casualty of society. I'll never fall in line Become another victim of your conformity And back down. Waste my time with them Casualty of society. Waste my time again, Victim of your conformity And back down. ******************************************************* STILL WAITING sum41 [Chorus:] So am I still waiting For this world to stop hating Can't find a good reason Can't find hope to believe in Drop F***ing dead A bullet to my head Your words are like a F***ing gun in hand Can't change the state of the nation We just need some motivation These eyes Have seen no conviction Just lies and more contradiction Tell me what would you say I'd say it's time to say.... [Chorus:] So am I still waiting For this world to stop hating Can't find a good reason Can't find hope to believe in Free to rights And understanding We're the first ones to jump in line Gotta stand for what we believe in Who's left, whose hearts are bleeding How far Will we take this It's not hard to see through your sickness Tell me what would you say I'd say it's time [Chorus] This can't last forever Time won't make things better off I feel so alone Can't help ourselves And no one knows If this is worthless to me so What have we done We're in a war that can't be won This can't be real I don't know what to feel now [Chorus:] So am I still waiting For this world to stop hating Can't find a good reason Can't find hope to believe in So am I still waiting For this world to stop hating Can't find a good reason For this world to BELIEVE ******************************************************* HYPER-insomniaparachondroid sum41 Silence is screaming in my head Stuck on repeat Not much longer I'll be dead So just forget me I'm losing my mind And I don't think you could save me this time And it goes [Chorus] On and on And I just feel helpless How long will this take to end? On and on When will I get through this? Welcome to my home town and down I'm falling deeper in this hole, to disaster I'm creeping what I thought control, was falling faster I'm losing my mind And I don't think you could save me this time And it goes [Chorus] On and On And I just feel helpless How long will this take to end? On and on When will I get throught this? Welcome to my home town and down It's dragging on I'm wearing thin I can't stop these walls They keep caving in It's gone too far Where's my mind? Why can't time stop fear this paranoia? Would you know when it's alright? It does with me Would you know when it's alright? Well it does with me And it goes [Chorus] On and on And I just feel helpless How long will this take to end? On and on When will I get through this? Welcome to my home town and down Welcome, welcome (its been fair waiting) Welcome to my own doubt and doubt Welcome, welcome (i'm falling further) welcome to my own doubt and doubt. ******************************************************* FLAVOR OF THE WEEK sum41 she paints her nails and she don't know he's got her best friend on the phone she'll wash her hair his dirty clothes are all he gives to her and he's got posters on the wall of all the girls he wished she was and he's everything to her [chorus:] her boyfriend, he don't know anything about her he's too stoned, Nintendo i wish that i could make her see she's just the flavor of the weak it's friday night and she's all alone he's a million a miles away she's dressed to kill the tv's on he's connected to the sound and he's got pictures on the wall of all the girls he's loved before and she knows all his favorite songs [repeat chorus] yeah! her boyfriend, he don't know anything about her he's too stoned, he's too stoned he's too stoned, he's too stoned [repeat chorus] yeah she's the flavor of the weak she makes me weak ******************************************************* LIPSTICK guttermouth on a tuesday afternoon my mom came into my room and said get the fuck up outta bed and get a god damned job so i told her hey fuck you yom and threw the phone at her head but i missed and hit her in the cunt so i slamed the door in her face and said don't ever barge in my room or i'll kick your ass and call the cops and tell them i'm abused and you'll wind up in jail while i go snowboarding in vail no one to post your bail cuz daddy loves me more he says that your a your worthless your lazy your stupid a little over wieght now give me 20 bucks no make it 5o bucks now mom writes me letters i write return to sender let her rot in her cell i watch the dogs mate on her bed s0 sorry mommy i had to pawn the china silver and all your jewelry i had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitutes like you ******************************************************* *U*C* ATHORITY pennywise Someday you gotta find another way, you better right your mind and live by what you say Today is just another day unless you set your sights and try to find a way I say fuck authority Silent majority Raised by the system Now it's time to rise against them We're sick of your treason Sick of your lies Fuck no, we won't listen We're gonna open your eyes Frustration, domination, feel the rage of a new generation, we're livin', we're dyin' and we're never gonna stop, stop tryin' Stop tryin' Stop tryin', stop tryin' You know the time is right to take control, we gotta take offense against the status quo No way, not gonna stand for it today, fight for your rights, it's time we had our say I say fuck authority Silent majority Raised by the system Now it's time to rise against them We're sick of your treason Sick of your lies Fuck no, we won't listen We're gonna open your eyes Frustration, domination, feel the rage of a new generation, we're livin', we're dyin', we take the time and will endless try and destroy, enjoy, you fight the world, become a new toy, dominate, eliminate, do you fell the rise, rise of hate? Fuck authority Silent majority Raised by the system Now it's time to rise against them We're sick of your treason Sick of your lies Fuck no, we won't listen We're gonna open your eyes Frustration, domination, feel the rage of a new generation, we're livin', we're dyin' and we're never gonna stop, stop tryin' Stop tryin' Stop tryin', stop tryin' ******************************************************* ITS THE END OF THE WRLD AS WE KNOW IT riddlen kids That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane and Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs. Feed it off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength, Ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height. Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site. Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped. Look at that low playing! Fine, then. Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right, right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers. Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn. Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down. Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier. Renegade steer clear! A tournament, tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine... (It's time I had some time alone) ******************************************************* BOUNCIN OFF THE WALLS AGAIN sugarcult i'm bouncing off the walls again i'm looking like a fool again i threw away my reputation one more song for the radio station i'm bouncing off the walls again i'm looking like a fool again waking up on the bathroom floor put myself back together just to fall once more and my hearts beating out of my chest and this town is still making me sick and every penny from my last pay check i've blown it all on you i'm bouncing off the walls again i'm looking like a fool again so go ahead and take your picture and hang it up so you can tear me down i don't care cause i'm still here and i've got nothing left to loose with all the years i've wasted on you mom and daddy's got the best cocain ritalin's never gonna feel the same twenty four hours on an empty brain i got my finger on the trigger and your in my way [ chorus ] ******************************************************* STOLE kelly rowland He was always such a nice boy The quiet one With good intentions He was down for his brother Respectful to his mother A good boy But good don't get attention One kid with a promise The brightest kid in school He's not a fool Reading books about science and smart stuff It's not enough, no Cause smart don't make you cool, whoa He's not invisible anymore With his Father's 9 and a broken fuse Since he walked through that classroom door He's all over primetime news Mary's got the same size hands As Marilyn Monroe She put her fingers in the imprints At Manns Chinese Theater Show She coulda been a movie star Never got the chance to go that far Her life was stole Now we'll never know No no no no oh They were crying to the camera Said he never fitted in He wasn't welcomed He showed up the parties We was hanging in Some guys puttin' him down Bullying him round round Now I wish I woulda talked to him Gave him the time of day Not turn away If I woulda been the one to maybe go this far He might have stayed at home Playing angry chords on his guitar He's not invisible anymore With his baggy pants and his legs in chains Since he walked through that classroom door Everybody knows his name Mary's got the same size hands (Oh) As Marilyn Monroe She put her fingers in the imprints (Ooh) At Manns Chinese Theater Show She coulda been a movie star (She coulda been a movie star, oh) Never got the chance to go that far Her life was stole Now we'll never know (Now we'll never know, oh) Greg was always getting net from 20 feet away (20 feet away) He had a try out with the Sixers Couldn't wait for Saturday (Saturday) Now we're never gonna see him slam Flying high as Kobe can His life was stole (Stole) Oh now we'll never know Now we'll never never never know Mmm now we'll never never never never know Stole (Stole) Oh whoa yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Mary's got the same size hands (Same size hands) As Marilyn Monroe (Oh) She put her fingers in the imprints At Manns Chinese Theater Show (She was gonna be a star) She coulda been a movie star (Oh no) Never got the chance to go that far (Never got the chance) Her life was stole (Stole, stole) Oh now we'll never know (Now we'll never never know, no) Greg was always getting net from 20 feet away (He had game, oh) He had a try out with the Sixers Couldn't wait for Saturday Now we're never gonna see him slam (Never see him) Flying high as Kobe can His life was stole (Stole, oh) Oh now we'll never know (Now we'll never never know) Oh no no no Yeah their lives were stole ******************************************************* STAN eminem [Chorus: Dido] My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.. [1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over raindrop background] [2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise] [Eminem as 'Stan'] Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Bonnie I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is Stan [Chorus: Dido] [Eminem as 'Stan'] Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering cold for you, four hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way I never knew my father neither; he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're saying in your songs so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S. We should be together too [Chorus: Dido] [Eminem as 'Stan'] Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans, this'll be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters; I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me See Slim; [*screaming*] Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out? [*car tires squeal*] [*CRASH*] .. [*brief silence*] .. [*LOUD splash*] [Chorus: Dido] [Eminem] Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that and here's an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin dogg, c'mon - how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need each other or maybe you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his name was.. it was you Damn! ******************************************************* THE REAL SLIM SHADY eminem Eminem] May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.. Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her ass worse than before they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem [*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*] "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*SLURP*] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes [Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? [Eminem] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [*AHHH!*] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you [*bzzzt*] And there's a million of us just like me who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me and just might be the next best thing but not quite me! [Chorus] [Eminem] I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all I just get on the mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings [*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling Screaming "I don't give a fuck!" with his windows down and his system up So, will the real Shady please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? [Chorus 2X] [Eminem] Ha ha Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up ******************************************************* KIM eminem ww look at daddy's baby girl That's daddy baby Little sleepy head Yesterday I changed your diaper Wiped you and powdered you. How did you get so big? Can't believe it now your two Baby you're so precious Daddy's so proud of you Sit down bitch If you move again I'll beat the shit out of you [Eminem] (Eminem as Kim) (Okay) Don't make me wake this baby She don't need to see what I'm about to do Quit crying bitch, why do you always make me shout at you? How could you? Just leave me and love him out the blue Oh, what's a matter Kim? Am I too loud for you? Too bad bitch, your gonna finally hear me out this time At first, I'm like all right You wanna throw me out? That's fine! But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind? This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine! How could you let him sleep in our bed? Look at Kim Look at your husband now! (No!) I said look at him! He ain't so hot now is he? Little punk! (Why are you doing this?) Shut the fuck up! (You're drunk! You're never going to get away at this!) You think I give a fuck! Come on we're going for a ride bitch (No!) Sit up front (Well I can't just leave Haley alone, what if she wakes up?) We'll be right back Well I will you'll be in the trunk [1] - So long, bitch you did me so wrong I don't wanna go on Living in this world without you [Repeat 1] You really fucked me Kim You really did a number on me Never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18 That was years ago I thought we wiped the slate clean That's fucked up! (I love you!) Oh God my brain is racing (I love you!) What are you doing? Change the station I hate this song! Does this look like a big joke? (No!) There's a four year old boy lyin' dead with a slit throat In your living room, ha-ha What you think I'm kiddin' you? You loved him didn't you? (No!) Bullshit you bitch don't fucking lie to me What the fuck's this guy's problem on the side of me? Fuck you asshole, yeah bite me Kim, KIM! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly don't you (It's not that!) No you think I'm ugly (Baby) Get the fuck away from me, don't touch me I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU How the fuck could you do this to me? (Sorry!) How the fuck could you do this to me? [Repeat 1 (2x)] Come on get out (I can't I'm scared) I said get out bitch! (Let go of my hair, please don't do this baby) (Please I love you, look we can just take Haley and leave) Fuck you, you did this to us You did it, it's your fault Oh my God I'm crackin' up Get a grip Marshall Hey remember the time we went to Brian's party? And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie That was funny wasn't it? (Yes!) That was funny wasn't it? (Yes!) See it all makes sense, doesn't it? You and your husband have a fight One of you tries to grab a knife And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced (No!) And while this is goin' on His son just woke up and he just walks in She panics and he gets his throat cut (Oh my God!) So now they both dead and you slash your own throat So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note I should have known better when you started to act weird We could've...HEY! Where you going? Get back here! You can't run from me Kim It's just us, nobody else! You're only making this harder on yourself Ha! Ha! Got'cha! (Ahh!) Ha! Go ahead yell! Here I'll scream with you! AH SOMEBODY HELP! Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you? Now shut the fuck up and get what's comin to you You were supposed to love me {*Kim choking*} NOW BLEED! BITCH BLEED! BLEED! BITCH BLEED! BLEED! ******************************************************* HAILES SONG eminem [Intro - Spoken] Yo, I can't sing it I feel like singin I wanna fuckin sing Cuz i'm happy Yeah, I'm happy Ha Ha I got my baby back Yo, check it out [Verse 1 - Sung] Some days I sit, starin out the window Watchin this world pass me by Sometimes I think theres nothin to live for I almost break down and cry Somtimes I think I'm crazy I'm crazy, oh so crazy Why am I here, am I just wasting my time? But then I see my baby Suddenly I'm not crazy It all makes sense when i look into her eyes [Chorus] Somtimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders Everyone's leanin on me Cuz sometimes it feels like the world's almost over But then she comes back to me [Verse 2 - Sung] My baby girl [Hailie laughs] keeps gettin older I watch her grow up with pride People make jokes, cuz they don't understand me They just dont see my real side I act like shit don't phase me, Inside it drives me crazy My insecurities could eat me alive But then I see my baby Suddenly I'm not crazy It all makes sense when I look into her eyes [Chorus] [Verse 3 - Rapped] Yeah and if I could sing, I'd keep singing this song to my daughter If I could hit the notes, I'd blow something as long as my father To show her how I feel about her, how proud I am that I got her God, I'm a daddy, I'm so glad that her mum didn't [censored] (abort her) Now you probly get this picture from my public persona That I'm a pistol-packing drug-addict who bags on his momma, But I wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest Cuz there's a lot of shit I keep bottled that hurts deep inside o' my soul, And just know that I grow colder the older I grow This boulder on my shoulder gets heavy and harder to hold And this load is like the weight of the world And I think my neck is breaking should I just give up, Or try to live up to these expectations? Now look, I love my daughter more than life in itself, But I got a wife that's determined to make my life livin hell But I handle it well, given the circumstances I'm dealt So many chances, man, it's too bad, coulda had someone else But the years that I've wasted are nothing to the tears that I've tasted So here's what im facin: 3 felonies, 6 years of prohibation I've went to jail for this woman, I've been to bat for this woman I've taken bats to peoples backs, bent over backwards for this woman Man, I shoulda seen it comin, why'd I stick my penis up it? Woulda ripped the pre-nip up if I'd seen what she was fuckin But fuck it, it's over, there's no more reason to cry no more I got my baby, maybe the only lady that I adore, Hailie So sayonara, try tomorra, nice to know ya My baby's travelled back to the arms of her rightful owner And suddenly it seems that my shoulder blades have just shifted It's like the greatest gift you can get The weight has been lifted Now it don't feel like the world's on my shoulders Everyone's leanin on me Cuz my baby know's that her daddy's a soldier Nothin' can take her from me [Outro - Spoken] Woo! I told you I can't sing. Oh well, I tried Hailie, 'member when I said If you ever need anything, daddy will be right there? Well guess what? Daddy's here. And I ain't goin nowhere baby I love you! (kiss) ******************************************************* 8MILE eminem Sometimes I just feel like, quittin I still might Why do I put up this fight, why do I still write Sometimes it's hard enough just dealin with real life Sometimes I wanna jump on stage and just kill mics And show these people what my level of skill's like But I'm still white, sometimes I just hate life Somethin ain't right, hit the brake lights Case of the stage fright, drawin a blank like Da-duh-duh-da-da, it ain't my fault Great then I falls, my insides crawl and I clam up (wham) I just slam shut I just can't do it, my whole manhood's just been stripped, I have just been vicked So I must then get, off the bus then slip Man fuck this shit yo, I'm goin the fuck home World on my shoulders as I run back to this 8 Mile Road [Chorus] I'm a man, I'ma make a new plan Time for me to just stand up, and travel new land Time to really just take matters into my own hands Once I'm over these tracks man I'ma never look back (8 Mile Road) And I'm gone, I know right where I'm goin Sorry momma I'm grown, I must travel alone And go follow the footsteps I'm makin my own Only way that I know how to escape from this 8 Mile Road [Eminem] I'm walkin these train tracks, tryin to regain back the spirit I had 'fore I go back to the same crap To the same plant, and the same pants Tryin to chase rap, gotta move ASAP And get a new plan, momma's got a new man Poor little baby sister, she don't understand Sits in front of the TV, buries her nose in the pad And just colors until the crayon gets dull in her hand While she colors her big brother and mother and dad Ain't no tellin what really goes on in her little head Wish I could be the daddy that neither one of us had But I keep runnin from somethin I never wanted so bad! Sometimes I get upset, cause I ain't blew up yet It's like I grew up, but I ain't grow me two nuts yet Don't gotta rep my step, don't got enough pep The pressure's too much man, I'm just tryin to do what's best And I try, sit alone and I cry Yo I won't tell no lie, not a moment goes by That I don't pray to the sky, please I'm beggin you God Please don't let me be bitchin holdin no regular job Yo I hope you can hear me homey wherever you are Yo I'm tellin you dawg I'm bailin this trailer tomorrow Tell my mother I love her, kiss baby sister goodbye Say whenever you need me baby, I'm never too far But yo I gotta get out there, the only way I know And I'ma be back for you, the second that I blow On everything I own, I'll make it on my own Off to work I go, back to this 8 Mile Road [Chorus] [Eminem] You gotta live it to feel it, you didn't you wouldn't get it Or see what the big deal is, why it wasn't the skillest To be walkin this borderline of Detroit city limits It's different, it's a certain significance, a certificate of authenticity, you'd never even see But it's everything to me, it's my credibility You never seen heard smelled or met a real MC who's incredible upon the same pedestal as me But yet I'm still unsigned, havin a rough time Sit on the porch with all my friends and kick dumb rhymes Go to work and serve MC's in the lunchline But when it comes crunch time, where do my punchlines go Who must I show, to bust my flow Where must I go, who must I know Or am I just another crab in the bucket Cause I ain't havin no luck with this little Rabbit so fuck it Maybe I need a new outlet, I'm startin to doubt shit I'm feelin a little skeptical who I hang out with I look like a bum, yo my clothes ain't about shit if the Salvation Army tryin to salvage an outfit And it's cold, tryin to travel this road Plus I feel like I'm on stuck in this battlin mode My defenses are so up, but one thing I don't want is pity from no one, the city is no fun There is no sun, and it's so dark Sometimes I feel like I'm just bein pulled apart I'm torn in my limbs, by each one of my friends It's enough to make me just wanna jump out of my skin Sometimes I feel like a robot, sometimes I just know not what I'm doin I just blow, my head is a stove top I just explode, the kettle gets so hot Sometimes my mouth just overloads the ass that I don't got But I've learned, it's time for me to U-turn Yo it only takes one time for me to get burned Ain't no fallin no next time I meet a new girl I can no longer play stupid or be immature I got every ingredient, all I need is the courage Like I already got the beat, all I need is the words Got the urge, suddenly it's a surge Suddenly a new burst of energy is occured Time to show these free world leaders the three and a third I am no longer scared now, I'm free as a bird Then I turn and cross over the median curb Hit the verbs and all you see is a blur from 8 Mile Road [Chorus] ******************************************************* LOSE YOURSELF eminem Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah! Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that Is he? No He won't have it , he knows his whole back city's ropes It don't matter, he's dope He knows that, but he's broke He's so stacked that he knows When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo This whole rap shit He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him [Hook:] You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping This world is mine for the taking Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortar It only grows harder, only grows hotter He blows us all over these hoes is all on him Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter Lonely roads, God only knows He's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose dove and sold nada So the soap opera is told and unfolds I suppose it's old potna, but the beat goes on Da da dum da dum da da [Hook] No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper All the pain inside amplified by the fact That I can't get by with my 9 to 5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family Cuz man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus See dishonor caught up bein a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama's screamin on and Too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another jam or not Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot Success is my only mothafuckin option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trail has got to go I cannot grow old in Salem's lot So here I go is my shot. Feet fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got [Hook] You can do anything you set your mind to, man ******************************************************* HAPPY ashanti [Ja Rule] Woo, ha ha right back at ya.. it's the world's most talented record label Murder Inc. And that angelic voice you hear in the backround, oh that's our new princess of Hip Hop in R&B yo Miss Ashanti. [Verse 1] Boy you fill me with so much joy, you give whatever it is I need my love here to stay won't ever leave, so glad that you fell in love with me. [Bridge] My love is so good that I wouldn't be without you babe, couldn't see me without you babe. My love is so good that I wouldn't be without you babe couldn't see me without you baby. [Chorus] all my life I've been searching for you, everyday. So glad that I found you boy, all my life I've been feeling for you everyday. I'm so happy baby. [Verse 2] Boy you got me feeling so good, you take all my pain away from me.. without you around I couldn't be and I know you fell in love with me. [Bridge] [Chorus] [Verse 3] I'm so happy that I fell in love, I thank God he sent you from up above. I'm so happy that I found someone, and I thank God he sent you from above. [Chorus x2] [Ending] Hmmm that I wouldn't be without you babe couldn't see me without you babe and I wouldn't be without you babe couldn't see me without you baby.********* ******************************************************* CUZ I GOT HIGH afro man It's Like, I don't care about nothin man, roll another blunt, Yea (ohh ohh ohh), La da da da da da La, Da Daaa, La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa I was gonna clean my room until I got high I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy, - cause I got high [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I was gonna go to class before I got high I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high (La da da da da da da da da) I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy, - cause I got high [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I was gonna go to work but then I got high I just got a new promotion but I got high now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?) yea heayy, - cause I got high [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I was gonna go to court before I got high I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high they took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?) yea heayy, - cause I got high [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high (La da da da da da da da da) Now I am a paraplegic and i know why (why man?) yea heayy, - because I got high [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I was gonna pay my car note until I got high I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (why man?) yea heyy, - because I got high [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I was gonna make love to you but then I got high I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high now I'm jacking off and I know why, yea heyy, - cause I got high [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I messed up my entire life because I got high I lost my kids and wife because I got high now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why man?) yea heyy, - cause I got high [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high and if I dont sell one copy I know why (why man?) yea heyy, - cause I'm high [repeat 3X] La da da da da da, La da da da, Shoop shooby doo wop. ******************************************************* THE CHAHUNAKA SONG adam sandler "Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs. Here we go..." Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me David Lee Roth lights the menorah So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock" 'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish Put on your yarmulke It's time for Chanukah The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs Celebrates Chanukah O.J. Simpson, not a Jew But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is Well he's not, but guess who is All three Stooges So many Jews are in showbiz Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is Tell your friend Veronica It's time to celebrate Chanukah I hope I get a harmonicah Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah So drink your gin and tonicah And smoke your marijuanikah If you really, really wannakah Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah Happy Chanukah ******************************************************* wut would ya do city high Boys and girls wanna hear a true story? Saturday night was at this real wild party They had the liquor overflowin' the cup, about 5 or 6 strippers tryin to work for a buck and I-took one girl outside wit me, her name was Loni, she went to Junior High wit me, I said, Why you up in there dancin for cash?, I guess a whole lots changed since I seen you last She said.. [Chorus:] What would you do?, if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor, cuz he's hungry and thee only way to feed him is ta sleep wit a man for a little bit of money, and his daddy's gone somewhere smokin' rock now, in and out of lock down, I aint gotta job now, so for you this is just a good time but for me this is what I call life [2nd verse:] Girl you aint thee only one wit a baby, that's no excuse to be livin all crazy then she looked me right square in the eye and said everyday I wake up hopin' to die, she said- nigga I know about pain cuz, me and my sista ran away, so my daddy couldn't rape us, before I was a teenager I done been through more shit, you can't even relate ta! [Chorus] Ooooo Then she said, What would you do? if.... Get up on my feet and let go of every excuse What would you do? if.... Cuz I wouldn't want my baby, to go through what I went through What would you do? if.... Get up on my feet, stop makin tired excuses What would you do? if... Girl I know if my mother can do it, baby you can do it Oooo, oooo, oooo-(yea, yea, yea, yea) [Chorus] What would you do? if yo son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor, cuz he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep wit a man for a little bit of money, and his daddy's gone somewhere smokin rock now, in and out of lock down, I aint gotta job now, so for you this is just a good time but for me this is what I call life (Come on) ******************************************************* INTOXICATION disturbed Now you tell me you like it You tell me you want it You're mine And you don't need another one Come on and tell me you like it Tell me you want it You're mine And another one to me What can you take from me That which you cannot buy Exhileration Laughing and turning away What will you take from me Now that you are inside Intoxication Now are you feeling Enough, to villify what I love To sanctify all I hate Endowed with the need To carry over the life I lead Intoxicating********* ******************************************************* DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS disturbed Drowning deep in my sea of loathing Broken your servant I kneel It seems what's left of my human side Is slowly changing in me Looking at my own reflection When suddenly it changes Violently it changes (oh no) There is no turning back now You've woken up the demon in me Get up, come on get down with the sickness Open up your hate, and let it flow into me You mother get up You fucker get up Madness is the gift, that has been given to me I can see inside you, the sickness is rising Don't try to deny what you feel It seems that all that was good has died And is decaying in me It seems you're having some trouble In dealing with these changes Living with these changes (oh no) The world is a scary place Now that you've woken up the demon in me (And when I dream) No mommy, don't do it again Don't do it again I'll be a good boy I'll be a good boy, I promise No mommy don't hit me Why did you have to hit me like that Why did you have to be such a bitch Why don't you, Why don't you fuck off and die Why can't you just fuck off and die Why can't you just leave here and die Never stick your hand in my face again bitch FUCK YOU I don't need this shit You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore How would you have to see how it feels mommy Here it comes, get ready to die ******************************************************* PSYCOPATHIC insane clown posse The ghettos of America are breeding grounds For the criminal minded As for years they have killed one another of And America has enjoyed its creation But now these ghetto-minded criminals Have crossed the line into your neighborhood And will soon give you a taste of the hell That they have lived for so long So pops, this time its your son gets shot Deal with your own creation Well, I've been to the storm house and then some Payed me dues but I'm still a street hoodlum Dropped out of school cuz I couldn't find my locker Stubbles on my chin, I got hair like Chewbacca Might see me sleeping on the street Don't look for a job cuz there's no jobs looking for me Then it all went to my head Next, forty-nine motherfuckers dead Tell the pigs I did it Place spot at your back And beat you in the head with it And keep your bitch in place Or I'm a send her ass home with a foot print on her face Uh, I'm hating sluts Shoot them in the face, steb back and itch my nuts 'Less I'm in the sac Cuz I fuck so hard it'll break they back All the pressure's packed into one nut I was waiting on a bus and my head blew up And the sight'll make ya sick Violent J, motherfucker, psychopathic Psychopathic Thought you know bitch The ICP is made up of psychotic Demented psycho clumsy motherfuckers And we'll put a hook on your bumb leg Like it ain't nobody's business So I'm standing by the train tracks Then you see me running but naked with a battle axe I'm swinging and slicing and chopping and cutting and.. Aah, until I'm nothing Seems like I always get beat down Like the hawk turned to the wicked clown Tail turned out to the ghetto cuz Southwest Detriot is comended one's home So you might see me at a festival Cussin', rude, and scratching my testicles With a cold two-liter in hand Rapping to the bitch at the french fry stand Take it to the Patent Park Then I'll make a sexist remark Cuz they're all eventually bitching Serve me fucking take your ass to the kitchen Police don't like me it's obvious Just don't look in the trunk Or the sight'll make you sick Violent J, motherfucker, psychopathic (theme from "Halloween") Yeah, I've always been a psycho Psycho-psycho-sick-psycho-sick-psycho-psycho I'll throw rocks at stray dogs Build crackhouses out of Lincoln logs I cut class, said I was a faker You was in school, I was home watching Green Acres Now I'm all up in your face You can barely hear the rap with all that bass I'm running with a southwest street gang And I never let my southwest meat hang Cuz you know what ICP's all about Take a brick off the street And bust you in the mouth Find the girl's daddy's rich And his sweet little angel's my sewer freak bitch But I filled the turkey up with the stuffing Like Billy Bill say, "a bitch ain't nothing" Grab her by the arm and break Grab her by the life and take it And, ya know, the sight'll make ya sick Violent J, motherfucker, psychopathic Psychopathic ******************************************************* SHAKE DAT AZZ juvenile If you're a player makin' money throw your hands up If you a woman that's in love then give your man up If you're a player makin' money throw your hands up If you a woman that's in love then give your man up [First Verse:] I kicks the shit that'll make them niggas say "Oooh", That'll make them hoes say "Yeah, that must be that nigga Juv", I kicks the shit that'll make them niggas say "Oooh" That'll make them hoes say "Yeah, that must be that nigga Juv", Now niggas and hoes, that's up in the house, It's time for me to show you what the Juvenile's about, Niggas and hoes, that's up in the house, It's time for me to show you what the Juvenile's about, Shake, shiggedy, shake, shake, shake that ass, Shake, shiggedy, shake, shake, shake that ass, Shake, shiggedy, shake, shake, shake that ass, Shake, shiggedy, shake, shake, shake that ass, Over there ungh, Over here ungh, And once the crew get through, you gone need, a papsmear, Over there ungh, Over here ungh, And once the crew get through, you gone need, a papsmear, Ain't nothin' wrong, with bein' a Juvenile nigga, Ain't nothin' wrong, with bein' a Juvenile nigga, Ain't nothin' wrong, with bein' a Juvenile nigga, Ain't nothin' wrong, with bein' a Juvenile nigga [Bridge One:] Man, I don't know what the fuck wrong with y'all, Y'all must got a problem, Y'all shouldn't be scared to roll with that nigga Juvenile [Second Verse:] Now when the sun goes down in the C.J. Peete, I'ma hit the door, lookin' for me a H-O-E, The first bitch I see, I step to her quick, I'm tryin' to find a way that I can run up in her shit, Now she don't wanna have no conversation, She sayin' I'm beginning to be an aggrevation, Called her boyfriend, he was comin' out the store, He walked up to me and confronted me about the hoe I said "Look here the bitch was standin' so I thought she didn't have a man", "So let's get that an understanding", He looked at me crazy, figured he could fake me, I reached in my draws and quickly grabbed the three eighty, Now he's another nigga gone, Lovin' these hoes, you fuck with me and now it's on, Ain't nothin' wrong, with bein' a Juvenile nigga, Ain't nothin' wrong, with bein' a Juvenile nigga, Ain't nothin' wrong, with bein' a Juvenile nigga, Ain't nothin' wrong, with bein' a Juvenile nigga, Shake, shiggedy, shake, shake, shake that ass, Shake, shiggedy, shake, shake, shake that ass, Shake, shiggedy, shake, shake, shake that ass, Shake, shiggedy, shake, shake, shake that ass, Solja, solja, solja, solja, Solja, solja, solja, solja, Solja, solja, solja, solja, Solja, solja, solja, solja, Bounce with the 'Nile, Bounce with the 'Nile nigga, Bounce with the 'Nile, Bounce with the 'Nile nigga, Bounce with the 'Nile, Bounce with the 'Nile nigga, Bounce with the 'Nile, Bounce with the 'Nile nigga, Where the virgins at? Where the virgins at? All of y'all put your hands in the air, Where the virgins at? Where the virgins at? All of y'all put your hands in the air, I'm lookin' for the bitches with the booty, with the booty, I say I'm lookin' for the bitches with the booty I'm lookin' for the bitches with the booty, with the booty, I say I'm lookin' for the bitches with the booty BOOM! With the gat, BOOM! With the gat, nigga BOOM! With the gat, BOOM! With the gat, nigga BOOM! With the gat, BOOM! With the gat, nigga BOOM! With the gat, BOOM! With the gat, nigga Where you at nigga? Where you at nigga? Where you at? Where you at nigga? Where you at nigga? Where you at? Bitch where you at? Bitch where you at? Bitch where you at? Bitch where you at? Where you at Bitch? Where you at nigga? Where you at nigga? Bitch where you at? Bitch where you at? Bitch where you at? Shake, shiggedy, shake, shake, shake that ass, Shake, shiggedy, shake, shake, shake that ass, Now niggas and hoes, that's up in the house, It's time for me to show you what the Juvenile's about, Now niggas and hoes, that's up in the house, It's time for me to show you what the Juvenile's about, I kicks the shit that'll make them niggas say "Oooh" That'll make them hoes say "Yeah, that must be that nigga Juv", I kicks the shit that'll make them niggas say "Oooh" That'll make them hoes say "Yeah, that must be that nigga Juv", Ride, ride, ride, ride, Ride, ride, ride, ride, Ride, Ain't nothin' wrong, with bein' a Juvenile nigga, Ain't nothin' wrong, with bein' a Juvenile nigga, Ain't nothin' wrong, with bein' a Juvenile nigga, Ain't nothin' wrong, with bein' a Juvenile nigga, I be rockin' this shit like every single day, I be rockin' this shit like every single day, I be rockin' this shit like every single day, I be rockin' this shit like every single day, Where the parties at? Where the parties at? Where the parties at? Where the parties at? I'm lookin' for the poppers, lookin' for the poppers nigga, Juvenile out here lookin' for the poppers, I'm lookin' for the poppers, lookin' for the poppers nigga, Juvenile out here lookin' for the poppers, Pass me the blunt, so I can get fool, So me and the crew, can chill with a brew, Pass me the blunt, so I can get fool, So me and the crew, can chill with a brew, Just relax yourself, to that crazy, cool, wicked Naughty sounding mellow fellow Juvenile, Cuz he's cold as cheese ******************************************************* LAST RESORT papa roach Cut my life into pieces I've reached my last resort, suffocation, no breathing Don't give a fuck if I cut my arms bleeding Do you even care if I die bleeding Would it be wrong, would it be right If I took my life tonight, chance are that I might Mutilation out of sight and I'm contemplating suicide Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine Nothing's alright, nothing is fine I'm running and I'm crying I never realized I was spread too thin Till it was too late and I was empty within Hungry, feeding on chaos and living in sin Downward spiral, where do I begin It all started when I lost my mother No love for myself and no love for another Searching to find a love upon a higher level Finding nothing but questions and devils Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine Nothing's alright, nothing is fine I'm running and I'm crying I can't go on living this way ******************************************************* STAN WRITES SANTA eminem Chorus It will soon be Christmas Day Santas loading up the sleigh He’ll come slide right down my chimney To give some gum an’ treats I love silvers bells, and Santa’s elves It’s my favorite holiday They remind me that it’s Christmas time It’s Christmas time… Dear Santa. How’s it going? Yo it’s Stan. What’s up? I wanted to send you my letter earlier You know, to beat the Christmas rush. I know we already spoke when I saw you at the mall But I thought you might forget So just bring me what I wrote on this list, And we’ll be all set. First off, I want a Sony Playstation 2 And a bunch of games, I don’t care which ones I’ll leave that up to you. I want that Teenage Dirtbag CD by Weathus Some hilfiger jeans and a new pair of Adidas. Bring me a TV and a home computer. A fat leather jacket and a razor scooter I don’t want no books I don’t want no socks I don’t want none of that stuff. I trust you Santa I know you’ll hook a brother up. Hey and listen: after delivering all those gifts I think you’re ready to party So instead of cookies and milk I’ma hook you up with a forty Well, I know you got a lot to do and a lot to plan So just beep me if you got any questions. Yo I’m out. This is Stan. Chorus Dear Fat Man. You didn’t bring me nothing I asked you to! I guess this is all some kind of sick joke to you. Does messing with me bring you some kind of joy? I asked you for a Playstation 2 You brang me a gameboy! And what’s up with this chemistry set that wasn’t on the list g. And what in the world makes you think I’d want Britney Spears CD? I think you’ve been in the cold to long it must have froze your brain. I specifically said no socks, I got 14 pairs, are you insane? And where’s my racer scooter, did you leave that on the shelf? JeezeLouise Santa. Do I have to do everything myself? You better bring me my stuff by New Year Or next year I won’t leave you none of my daddy’s beer. Do we understand each other Santa? Good, that’s what I thought. P. S. Tell Mrs. Claus, I think she hot. Dear Stan. Don’t threaten me you snot-nosed little punk. There’s a very good reason I left you all that whacked junk. I make two lists each year to separate everybody I got one list for the nice and one list for the naughty. In February this year you stole some cash from your mother In March you beat the crap out of your poor little brother. In April you skipped 3 days of school And in May you started smoking ‘cause you thought it was cool. In June you stole a bicycle with no hesitation. July and August, hmm… you where ok. What, you take a vacation? September my goodness, you made quite an impression. Burglary, assault, misdemeanor possession. So you see you little scumbag, there’s a reason you got this. You were at the very top on my naughty boys list. So complain all you want about your lame Christmas gifts. You got what you deserved. P.S. Thanks for the Schlitz. *burp* ******************************************************* MY NECK MY BACK eminem All you ladies pop your pussy like this Shake your body, dont stop, dont miss (2x) just do it, do it, do it do it do it CHORUS: now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should right now,lick it good, suck this pussy just like you shoud my neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack my neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack my neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack my neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack my neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack First you gotta put your neck into it, dont stop just do it, do it Then you roll your tongue from the crack back to the front then you suck it all till i shake and come nigga keep making sure i keep busting nuts nigga all over your face and stuff, slow and show me so much love the best head comes from a thug, the big dick is big and long slow pumping till the crack of dawn, on the ?????? and stuff through the night making so much love, dancing when the sun comes up Chorus YOu might roll dubs, you might have g's, but fuck that nigga , get on your knees A bitch like me moans and screams Thug Misses know what i mean At the club so fresh so clean a whole nit of niggas watching me So hot in the light ??? *******************************************************

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