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hay hay homies, my fage is NEVER finished, however at the moment it is seriously lacking attention...please excuse the mess!

**updated october 27, 2005**

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"HOWEVER FAR AWAY, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU/ HOWEVER LONG I STAY, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU/ WHATEVER WORDS I SAY, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU..."

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some wise words:

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But, A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And, B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, and bullshit will put you over the top. But, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

So the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.

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