A Culinary Experience

It's official: we've caused 2 car chases. I guess that guy in a riced out VW didn't like the egg we gave him and the box of Mike & Ikes must've scared the living shit out of that old woman in a Lincoln.

Food given to strangers since 2002 (some of them don't like it very much): 2 tacos, 460 eggs, a brownie, 4 creamers, 6 BBQ sauce packs, 13 jelly beans, 3 slices of pizza, 4 reeses cups, a hot dog, 25 munchkins, 1 boston creme donut, 5 tootsie rolls, a bottle of orange juice, a pint of half & half, 12 peeps, a mini apple pie, 2 apples, 3 chewed peices of gum, a bottle of mountain dew, a bottle of water, a cantelope, 4 cans of soda, 2 gumballs, 2 sticks of butter, a milkshake, a zebra cake, ice, a bag of peanuts, a box of snowcaps, a fruit punch, a box of those shitty harry potter jelly beans that taste like shit, a cup of chili, a cup of soda, 2 cups filled with ketchup, an onion, 5 tomatoes, a jug of mayonaise, 2 cups of horseradish sauce, a box of Mike & Ikes, and...2 WATERMELONS
Other things thrown:  2 computers, a monitor, a kid's bike, various glass bottles, 4 rocks, a traffic cone, a bucket of oxi-clean, about 20 fireworks, a bottle of diesel fuel, 7 road flares, paint grenades, paintballs, someone's recycle bin,a gas-powered leaf blower, and 2 FUCKING 0RBS.

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10/19 Updates:  Added two horseradish sauces, a Box of Mike and Ikes and an egg.

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Last update:  10/19/03