MY BRO'STHIS IS A STORY OF ALL THE GUYS I HANG OUT WITH WEN IM NOT AT SCHOOL OR AT HOCKEY,AND HOW OUR GROUP CAME TO B AND WHAT HAPPEND TO THE PPL IN IT... | ||
WILL ARCHER AKA' FRILLZ 
THIS IS WILL,AKA' FRILLZ.. WILLARD STARTED HANGIN OUT WITH US IN ABOUT GRADE 8 I SUPPOSE... IM NOT GOING TO PUBLICLY ANNOUNCE WHY WE STARTED HANGIN OUT WITH HIM, BUT I'LL JUST SAY IT WAS BECAUSE HE WOULD JOIN IN OUR FIRE CRACKER WARS.... SO WILARD WAS IN..A NEW MEMBER OF OUR SMALL NOW GROWING GROUP....AND EVERY CHANCE WE GOT.. WE HURT HIM... BUT HE HAS SINCE CAME OVER FEW TIMES...SINCE EVERYTIME HE DOES HE IS BRUTALY BEATEN... BUT HE STIL POPS IN EVERY NOW AND THEN | ||
BRIAN SPENCER 
WELL THIS IS BRIAN.....MY BRO FROM DAY ONE...WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE WE WERE LIKE 3 OR 4...WE ARE THE ORIGIANALS, TOGETHER FROM THE BEGGINING.....I'LL GIVE U ALL ALITTLE LESSON ON HOW THINGS WENT.. FIRST ME AND BRIAN... THEN BURL CAME ALONG, THEN LEFT, THEN ALFIE CAME ALONG THEN HE LEFT, THEN ALAN ..HE STAYED AND ALONG CAME JEBRIE, BUT LEFT SHORTLY AFTER...AND IT WAS US THREE AGAIN... UNTILL WILL CAME,AND THEN...THE BIG KAHUNA HIMSELF MARTY AND RANDOM MIKE CAME TO.... WELL MIKES A BITCH AND BROKE HIS KNEE AND AFTER WE WERE DONE LAUGHING AT HIM... HE LEFT...AND IT WAS NOW ME BRIAN ALAN WILL AND MARTY....BUT LITTLE DID WE KNO THAT SOON TO COME WAS A KID THAT DIDNT KNO THE MEANING OF FEAR... BRAD.. CLEARLY THE CRAZY ONE.. HE HAS EATIN SPIDERS, LEAVES WITH MANONAYSE AND MUSTARD...AND DRANK ALMOST NE THIGN YOU CAN THINK OF.....OH AND SHOT WITH A PELLET GUN MORE TIMES THEN I CAN COUNT.... AND THEN BEEZ BUZZED ALONG...SO NOW IT WAS ME, BRIAN, ALAN, WILL EVERYONCE AND AWHILE, MARTY, BRAD, BEEZ AND THE RARLY SEEN FAT KID MARCUS.. BUT LIKE I SAID... IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN ME AND BRIAN.. AND ALWAYS WILL BE | ||
BRAD REID 
HUMMM... BRAD... ONE CRAZY NIGGER..ALAN BROUGHT HIM TO MY HOUSE ONE NIGHT.. AND RIGHT AWAY HE STUCK... THAT NIGHT WAS GOOD BECAUSE I BELIVE IT WAS THE NIGHT THAT WE HAD A HUGE FIRECRACKER WAR.... BRAD OF COURSE WAS SHITTIN HIS PANTS...LITRALY.....LOL IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE NIGHT WE OWNED A LITTLE RODENT TRAPPED IN MY KITCHEN SINK.....DONT WORRY..I CAN HONESTLY SAY.. IT DIDNT FEEL A THING...LOL..UUUH MOVING ON... I BELIVE BRADS MOTO IN LIFE WOULD HAVE TO BE.." I WILL TRY ANY THING ONCE".... AND WE OWN HIM ON IT ALL THE TIME... I MEAN THIS GUY HAS EVEN SLEPT ON A PILLOW WIHT A CONDOM WRAPPER ON IT AND A BLANKET PROBLY FULL OF DIFFERNT BODILY FLUIDS....LOL CHRIS BEEZLEY AKA' BEEZ...OR TROSH 
BEEZ!...OR SHAL I SAY TROSH...ENCASE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND OUR "LINGO" TROSH IS A SHORTER FORM FOR ATROSH... AND THAT IS SHORT FORM FOR ATROSHES....BECAUSE BEEZ...IS!...BEEZ STARTIN CHILLIN WITH US ONE DAY....IM NOT TO SHURE HOW.. BUT I THIKN IT WENT ALITTLE LKE THIS....HAVE A SEAT.....ONE DAYBEEZ WAS BUZZIN HOME WITH HIS DAILY WAX FOR THE QUEEN BEE...MOTHER BEEZ AND HAPPEND TO SEE ME, BRIAN, ALAN, BRAD, AND OUR DEMOLITIONS MAN MARTY...WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF BLOWING SOMTHING UP WEN WE HEARD A BUZZING NOISE....AND SHURE ENOUGH IT WAS BEEZ BEHIND US BUZZING AROUND A FLOWER LOOKING FOR POLLIN....SO AFTER AN HOUR OF TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE GREAT BEAST...WE HAD SUCCESS AND WENT BACK TO MY HOUSE TO PLAY SOME POKE.....AND THATS THE STORY ON HOW BEEZ CAME TO BEE...HAHA GET IT BEEZ CAME TO "BEE" OHH IM TOO GOOD....BUT NE WHO NOW BEEZ IS AROUND AND EVERY ONCE AND AWHILE WE TAKE A SWAT AT HIM... BUT HE JUST KINDA BUZZ'Z AND PLAYS POKER WIHT US AND CHILL'S AT MY PLACE...SO NOW YOU KNOW MARTY BIRTHELMER 
MORT...THE LOGICAL, MATHIMATICAL, BARGANER.. I MET MORT AWHILE BACK....HE WAS SWINDLING SOME KID INTO A TRADE THAT WOULD BENIFIT HIM.. AND LEAVE THE KID WITH NOTHIN...BUT THINKING HE HAD SOMTHING...(IDIOT)... BUT YEA.. HE CAME DOWN TO MY PLACE A FEW TIMES AT FIRST JUST TO...UMM PLAY CARDS WITH US...STRICTLY POKER OF COURSE AND THEN ONE DAY...HE BROUGHT THE..... BOOMS!!! IS WAS A GOOD DAY IN HISTORY.. WE FIRST STARTED OFF ON OUR MISSION TO BLOW SOMTHING SO BIG UP... IT WOULD DESTROY THE PLANET!.. BUT THEN SETTELED FOR TRASH CANS, PARTS OF MY DECK, AN UNLUCKY PIG, AND ONE SCARED MOUSE... WITCH AGAIN...DID NOT FEEL A THING....I WOULDNT LIE ABOUT SOMTHING LIKE THAT... AND THEN ONE DAY I THREW A FIRECRACKER AT ALAN.. HE THREW ONE BACK... SO I THREW 2 AT HIM... HE THREW TWO BACK... SO I THREW A ROCK..LOL J/K... BUT THT WAS THE START OF THE ..GREAT BOOM WARS!....(BOOM MEANING FIRECRACKER).. AND SO WE WOULD THROW THEM AT EACH OTHER HURT EACH OTHER... AND MARTY WAS ALWAYS THERE... TO SUPPLY.. AND DOCUMENT EVERYTHIGN WITH HIS TRUSTY CAM.. AND THEN WEN WE GOT TIERD OF THE BOOMS... WE HAD THE PELLET GUNS AND PAINTBALL GUNS TO SATISFIY OUR NEEDS..WHICH WERE GREAT... SO WILL AND BRAD GOT THE BIGGEST CHUNK OF MEAT DURING THIS TIME PERIOD.. BRAD WOULD GET THE PELLETS.. (IN THE HEART) WILL WOULD GET THE PAINTBALLS..(UP HIS RECTUM)...AND MARTY WOULD SIT BACK AND LAUGH AND FILM.... AND COMMMENT ON HOW STUPID PPL'S ACTIONS WERE.....HE'S QUITE THE FUNNY GUY ACCTULLY... I DONT KNO WHAT WE WOULD HAVE DONE WIHTOUT HIM..ALL HIS ANTICS AND CRITISISM... IT WAS GOOD... AND STILL IS |
