Top 10 things you don't want to hear while having sex
1. Is it over yet?
2. oops i forgot to take my pill today
3. it can last longer you know
4. spank me til it bleeds
6. well one of us has to get off, right? ahhhhhh...
7. want me to help make you hard?> oh you are already? uh...
8. i'm soooooooo drunk....blagh..(sound of
9. fuck me like gradeschool!!!
10. I love you