Top 10 things you don't want to hear while having sex
1. Is it over yet?
2. oops i forgot to take my pill today
3. it can last longer you know
4. spank me til it bleeds
5. mommy/daddy!!!
6. well one of us has to get off, right? ahhhhhh...
7. want me to help make you hard?> oh you are already? uh...
8. i'm soooooooo drunk....blagh..(sound of
puking)
9. fuck me like gradeschool!!!
10. I love you
