Well I decided I needededed to get the HELL outa that house...Paul was going insane...again...so i called up a few old friends and we went to a Night Club |
Yah well seems all tehre is is a buncha 80's wannaBe hookerz...um...so I'll tell u bout sumthin that happened the other day at the house... |
Seems this out of work actor or something broke inot our kitchen and was tryign to steal our food...I'm not sure why...it not liek we had a lot...jus' sum taterz we found behind a carton of broken eggsat the Wal-Mart...BTW is that a booger?!?!?!? |
I guess itza good thing we invested in EVIL-PSYCROW-INCORPARATED-HOME-SECURITY-AGAINST-OUT-OF-WORK-EARTH-WORMS...EPIHSAOoWEW...for uhh...short? |
I just wish that kind space-birdy had stayed to explain the head-less robotic corpse to the police...along with WHY THE HELL THERE IS AQ CRYIN SNOT WAD!!!! |
The next morningafter many...MAAAANY
bloody-drinkiepoohs:
Erererrrrrrr...why...arrrgh...my head...AHHHHHHHHH what the hell is this...a giant HelloKitty...NEVER AGAIN...I'm never drinking again!!! |
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