came up with this... keep in mind it was like 4:30am and he'd been drinking some virgin blood...
Hi I'm Cthulhu, being evil as usual. Drinking the blood of the innocent, eating junk food, getting ready to DM D&D...all those evil forgotten god things...Grr there isn't much to do here in Manch-Vegas, I'd rather be in the abyss
Hey look it's some of my followers...the kinds of creeps you attact in this horrid city...I need a pretty girl to cuddle with...and these freaks aren't helping...
EH...while I'm at it maybe I can find some one for this goof ball too...Argh!!! he's doing that thing with his face again...
to be continued *sinister laughter*