CRASHINGLEG TERMINAL ...Only as strange as I need to be
8/09/2003 UPDATE:
Whoah! Big update. Three new articles, or more acurately, two new articles and one that was written last year. The first is A Play We Wrote last year for English. It ain't bad. The second is another play, A Play I Wrote for English this year. It's moderately shitty. The last is an essay entitled Eminem Is Evil. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed jerking off only a couple of minutes ago. I don't care when you're reading this, it's probably true.
Footy tips are not updated, as the competition is over.
22/08/2003 UPDATE:
At long last, a new article. Scott's Definitive Review: The World's Religions - Compared!. It's probably going to offend at least a few people, and it's not even as funny as it should be. Making fun of religions should be like shooting fish in a barrel.
Footy Tipping Scores blah blah blah.
I have another new article on the drawing boards: My Life as a First-Person Shooter is its working title. It requires the use of my Dad's digital camera which his job gave him, and I'm not sure he'll let me use it, so in all probability the article will never see the light of day.
By the way, the forums have been a resounding success. And this is a fully sick site.
22/08/2003 UPDATE:
For reasons known to you all, there are no footy tip scores to update this week. On the plus side, I am pleased to announce the opening of the Crashingleg Terminal Forums!
Go wild!
14/07/2003 UPDATE:
Updated Footy Tipping Scores.
Wow, two people who I don't even know have signed my guestbook.
To Matt, sometimes Batman: Why should I even bother Bush-bashing? All I need to do is send you here. No-one makes the case better than the man himself.
For Lisa, a picture of Delta Goodrem, or rather many pictures of Delta Goodrem, can be found at DeltaGoodrem.com. I don't know if she's a bitch. She's probably a very nice person. But that doesn't mean I can't hate her.
Dirty Street Hobo, who keeps signing my guestbook: This is it. I just declared war on you. From now on, I delete every entry you make. You are taking the focus of this page away from me, and for that you must die. Adios.
My email address, for anybody wishing to contact me, is crashingleg@hotmail.com . A warning to anybody posting their email address in the guestbook: if you put it there, it shall be read by friggin' internet weirdos, who will probably be pedophiles as well.
Until next time...
14/07/2003 UPDATE:
Updated Footy Tipping Scores, and also added a mediocre new article, Adam Sandler is a Genius. There is also a new diatribe, entitled I Hate Delta Goodrem Too. Enjoy. It appears all I am going to do in the Diatribe section is talk shit about various popstars. If that's not a noble aim, then I don't know what is.
24/06/2003 UPDATE:
Two new updates for you to read - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Scott's Definitive Review is one of them. The other is People Think I Sell Drugs, and includes two conversations I had on MSN with people trying to buy drugs off me, with my commentary.
Up to date Footy Tipping Scores right here
19/06/2003 UPDATE:
Yeehah! Updates! And only one month after I pledged to make updates to this site more frequent! Really, how good am I? Anyway, my new article, Avril Lavigne Is Saving Punk, can be found by clicking where it says "Avril Lavigne Is Saving Punk". Also, Footy Tipping Scores, current to round fourteen are now online. And for those of you who are interested in inappropiate humor, I added three new links to the Links section.
And yo, Dirty Street Hobo who keeps signing my guestbook all the friggin' time! Get a life!
19/05/2003 UPDATE:
Footy Tipping Scores up to round ten are online for you perusal.
It is obvious to me that the site is dying through lack of updates. I only update the footy tip scores every other week, so what chance the rest of the site has I really don't know. Anyway, I shall attempt to write something new in the near future. I've taken the feedback section off, by the way, as no-one seems to email me, prefering instead to simply diss me in the guestbook.
22/04/2003 UPDATE:
Footy tip scores after round 7 are now online, as is my Pictoral Guide to Iain's Life. Enjoy
22/04/2003 UPDATE:
It's taken me two weeks to add the scores up (hey, it's hard for me) but the scores for rounds 5 and 6 are in the Footy Tipping Scores Section. Soon I may try to write another article for the site, so stay tuned for a non-footy tipping update some time soon.
07/04/2003 UPDATE:
I finally pulled my finger out of my arse and put up the scores from rounds 3 and 4. I am the best, because I got a perfect round. So did others, of course, but they can safely be ignored in the face of my superiority.
By the way, my soccer team won 10-nil on the weekend. It may have been because the other team only had 9 players (half of which were from their under 14 team) or it may have been because of my team's amazing skillage.
24/3/2003 UPDATE:
Tipping Scores after the second round are now up. Read 'em and weep. Rohan, you suck even more.
20/3/2003 UPDATE:
Introducing the Guestbook! A place where you can bitch about me to your heart's content and from where I can delete all libelous references to myself. By the way, the sudden and completely unexpected outbreak of war today has made redundant my Arguments for War on Iraq. What? Did I say for? I meant against, obviously. Me supporting war? That's ridiculous. War, What is it good for? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! and so on. Ahem.
11/3/2003 UPDATE:
Footy tipping results after round one are now up. To those who got 12 points, congratulations. Rohan, you got two points. You suck. Also there has been a change in the scoring system - in light of the new 'golden point' rule, which makes it hella unlikely for there to ever be a draw, you can now get 6 points for correctly tipping a draw. I'm also gonna take another look at the prizes for first, second and third as they're pretty unfair at the moment. Anyone who is yet to pay me the five bucks, hurry up.
Jon has kindly sent me a picture, which can be found here.
I have written another Diatribe. Actually, it's just my English assignment but you get to read it before anyone else. I think it makes good reading. If anybody disagrees with me, send me Feedback, as that section is particularly weak. By the way, you can expect my Arguments for a War on Iraq very soon. Possibly tommorrow.
11/3/2003 UPDATE:
This update is for no other purpose than the introduction of the Footy Tips section. It's where it's at.
1/3/2003 UPDATE:
A much more substantial update this time. First I have written two new articles - a Diatribe about Nikki Webster and a Hobo Life article about Hobo Superpowers. Also, this update has seen the founding of the Gallery of Hobo Art, thanks to some photos sent to me by Iain. I even added to the Links section. Lastly, I received my very first Feedback related to the site. In other news, Raymond can breath easy, as I've decided not to write that expose when I realised that it would become too disgusting. Ah, the joys of running a website...
25/2/2003 UPDATE:
Not much of an update. All I did was add a couple o' links to the Links section. I haven't written anything else, mostly because of this homework thingy. Expect a Diatribe about Nikki Webster soon, and possibly a shocking expose of Raymond's sexual habits. By the way, Vision Valley is crap. Bye.
PS. Willy Wonka says "It's churning my chocolate. It's actually churning my chocolate!"
23/2/2003 UPDATE:
The more astute of you will have noticed that I have added three more sections to the top of the page. One is "Home", in case you want to come back here and read the updates. The others are "feedback" and "links", which are both self-explanatory. I've also added two articles to the "features" section - An Analysis of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and The Best Things I Ever Saw On TV. Try to enjoy them.
