Thoughts of the day

• Why is 2+2=4 not 22?
• Wow the sky is blue
• I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
• Should vegetarians eat animal crackers
• If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on?
• Why is there brail on a drive through ATM when blind people can't drive.
• You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
• If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
• Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
• Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
• If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
• Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
• If sour milk is used to make yogurt, how do you know when yogurt has gone bad?
• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
• If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, does it make a sound?
• Is there another word for synonym?
• Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
• Call me insane one more time and I'll eat your other eye
• The trouble with doing nothing is that you never know when you are done.