"Chris give me your keys I want to go to the car"- ryan "We came in a boat"-chris

"It's like a whole different culture down here" - Ryan when we got to the Bahamas

"Jen, get off the ground.. I don't want that Gi'ner dirty" - Chris

"Gambone is WASTED" - me like every 5 seconds

"151 rum? what proof is that?" -Chris

"So what were you guys doing in the ocean?" -Everyone as ryan and gina walked out

"we looked on the dance floor we both looked at each other, and at the same time go "Donna D'Errico!" " - ryan and riley

"Watch this... I'm going to pee my pants" -ryan "no you won't dude"- me "just watch"-ryan

"do I look like anyone famous?" - jen "oprah winfrey" - ryan

"what kind of sauce do u want with ur chicken nug-lets?"- Fat Burger King Lady

"so, what are you girls up to tonight"-riley "nothing"- girls "Thats a nice ass"- corral (girls then walk away)

"get your crazy pineapples"- waiter on boat "excuse me sir, are thos pineapples crazy? just how crazy are they?" - Ryan

"You want pussy? I got beaches(bitches).... No bullshit" - bahamian pimp