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Once I was at a College Called "PURCHASE"                          

Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll

...umm...it's hard to explain...

Alissa & Me...not so sober apparently

All about Purchase College

A DESCRIPTION: A 4-year Liberal Arts/Conservatory college that prided itself on a community full of artsy fags and future career starving, heroine addicts.

WHAT WAS I DOING THERE: Well, I was originally attending Purchase as a Drama Studies major. Good thing that fell through, because I would be a complete loser if I kept that major. I eventually moved into Political Science and International Relations after witnessing the amazing teaching of Dr. Peter Schwab (author of Human Rights, Africa: A continent self destructs, Cuba: Confronting the US embargo). He was so truly fascinating, that I fell in love with Politics & History.

SO IT WAS GAY...HUH?: Ummm, yeah. Very gay. Too gay. Ummm...the gayest place I have ever been. Their GLBTU group had over 300 members. My roommate was a tranny from Chelsea. And my other roommate was a flaming fag from Booneville.

MOST MEMORABLE MOMENTS: *drinking every night with Shelly & Matt at the beginning of my Sophomore year (Shelly in the pic to the left) * Looking for purple tongues* Smoking pot 2-3 times a day * Alissa Shay (in the picture) * Stretch marks & a fat ass * Deirdre being stalked by Professor Bocchi * Being weavelicious * Voting for Al Gore * Being introduced to Drugs & Champagne * Being really gay *Living in the Farside & The Big Haus * Being caught drinking on Halloween * Senator Christopher??? * Dr. Gitlitz's Spit * J-9 & Rayhova * A clue * Culture Shock * NYC Clubbin *