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Garbage man Bill

Lived on a garbage man hill

He felt quite at home

In his giant landfill

He's never taken a bath

And he probably never will

Ooooh garbage man Bill!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Dr. Seuss' Answer:

Did the chicken cross the road?

Did he cross it with a toad?

Yes, the chicken crossed the road,

But why it crossed, I've not been told!

Martin Luther King Jr's Answer:

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

My Grandpa's Answer:

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. Barbara Walters' Answer:

Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.

Captain Kirk's Answer:

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

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