June 5, 2004-I pity you if you ever came here for GC or AFI. Only because..i pitched GC and AFI. The site is now completely dedicated to Jhonen Vasquez and all his marvelous works. The site won't have as much in it as the last one for quite some time.
June 8, 2004- New quote page...new pics...new interview page...updates, updates...HOORAH!
June 15, 2004- What. the. hell. 6 of my pictures are not working. this certanly sucks...the sadness...ouch.
July 3, 2004- WHOA...dude i havnt updated in forever. But dude....theres not much to update. The new Lenore issue was held back. itll be out July 14. So there...and yet...im so sad. oh well. goodbye.
In this Year of the Slime, I resolve to...
1) Up the vocal lessons for Hero. (the guy is just too quiet)
2) Master use of all weapons for Hero, Yangus, Jessica, and Angelo. (something to do after beating the game)
3) Reach Level 60 with all characters (also something to look forward to after beating the game)
4) Throughout the year, reach my goal of 35,000 mini medals. (that's easy! to redeem them for Supplies!)
5) Up Jessica's bench press workout (if they thought normal Jessica was hot, what will they think of a super ass-kicking Jessica?)
6) Cosplay a Nostsomacho (please, everyone loves these guys. And theyre pretty distinguished, i should get recognized)
7) Own all DQ and DW titles (For the sake of expanding my horizons and getting a better taste of the series)
8) Level up to a higher Slime title at some point (everyone wants a higher title!)
9) Average 500 (at least) medals a week (to help with my goal of 35,000)
10) Complete more quests! (for hopes of leveling up and reaching 35,000)
Things You'll find here
Links
SLG-Order comics, t-shirts, etc.
Roman Dirge
Hot Topic
Nickelodeon-for all your invader zim needs
email me....comments, yay...compliments, yay. hate mail, BRING IT ON BIOTCH
^in that pic...Jhonen's the pretty one. not the grinning fat guy.
-QUIZ RESULTS-
WHAT WEIRD LATIN PHRASE ARE YOU? Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis. "You do not know the power of the Dark Side." There are two possibilities: you are a Star Wars geek, or you are unreasoningly scary. (this is really weird cuz im a huge star wars fan)
WHICH JHONEN VASQUEZ CHARACTER ARE YOU? You are Jhonen Vasquez. you create all this fucked up shit.
WHICH AFI SONG ARE YOU? You are The Despair Factor! You're in love with someone who has broken up with you, and you'd give anything to be with them. That's so sweet! Don't be depressed. There are plenty of other people out there, whether you believe it or not. I'm sure someone's already told you this; why don't you believe it?
WHAT GOOD CHARLOTTE SONG ARE YOU? You are The Day that i Die.
WHAT KIND OF SHADOW ARE YOU? You are a moon shadow. With the moon as your source you are a being of great mystery. Constantly drifting, you descend into darkness to conceal your brokenness. You have come to believe that you are the only one you can rely upon for constancy and safety that you need. But those who know how to see you find enchanting beauty in your wistfulness and fragility. It is to them that you should flee, for their arms are an open haven where your true light can finally thrive.
PUNK, PREP, OR POSER? WHICH ARE YOU? Punk! My kind of friend. You could care less what other ppl think of you. You want friends who like you for who you are and not what you have. I mean, sure, sometimes you stick fries up your nose, but thats ok. People love you because you crack them up immensly! Your amoung friends!
The Many Works of Jhonen Vasquez
Alrighty, listen up. These scans are only samples. If you want scans like these on your site, you CANNOT scan an entire strip without giving the original artist a ton of visible, bold credit. Thats called PLAGURISM, kiddies. Also, this is for your own good. i dont care if you get arrested. im just being polite. SO THERE!
NOTE EVERY IMAGE ON THIS SITE IS THE PROPERTY AND COPYRIGHTED ART OF JHONEN VASQUEZ AND CANNOT BE USED ON ANY OTHER SITE WITHOUT GIVING JHONEN CREDIT FOR HIS OWN STUFF. AMEN!
there...thanks for visiting my happy crappy little web site...why dontcha go cry or eat a taco or somethin?
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HOORAH! youre so stupid, you scrolled down even though i told you the site was at its end! now just because you did that you get a super special davey havok quote.
"hate humanity? yep. sure do. there's such a lack of responsibility to one's actions in the world, a selfishness and a great destruction in the way people live their lives. it's all instant gratification, and who cares how my instant gratification affects those around me, or on a small personal level or a global level. the way people treat each other is truly disgusting, and we've created an environment through advances in science and technology that allows for a very septic society to thrive. and we breed and breed, and all the wrong people breed while all the right people don't wanna have children because they don't wanna place them in this world."
- Davey Havok
