Recent News
05/23/03 - well the band broke up in like february 2003. so uh... . go away. now. or ill kick you.- "the management (aka eVIL)"
1/3/03 - Hey folks. Drew and Nick here with news on the state of things concerning your friendly neighborhood Bastard Saints. Well first off, we have some harrowing news, Our bestest bud, and lead guitarist, Justin dropped a 50 pound box of cooking lard on his right foot. He can't do ANYTHING. In fact, he is now more useless than Nick. We wish we were kidding about the lard thing, but alas, such is the life of that crazy scottsvillian. And to add insult to injury, we suppose thats the way the lard crumbles. Hahahaha. Our shoes are off to you Justin. Bwuahaha. In other news, we are beginning recording tomorrow for a couple of our tunes. And in our TEEN BEAT section of this newsletter thingy, casts are in, dropping good old fashioned cookie dough on yourself is OUT. Until next time kiddos. Werd to all of your mothers. Peace. - Nick and Drew
1/1/03 - Happy new year from the saints. We're looking forward to a brandnew year of being productive and stuff. My new years resolution is to update this stupid site more. Cheers. - Drew
12/5/02 - Yeah. DECEMBER 7TH. WC ROCKS. Jesus christ, it would be fucking peachy if the moron setting this up could stick to a fucking date. Peace! - Drew
11/27/02 - So yeah. WC Rocks has been cancelled yet again. So come and see us play on DECEMBER 14TH now. You can all thank Ms.Doofus.....I mean Duford. Silly fucking me. - Drew
11/19/02 - Hey folks. Much to discuss. First of all, do any of you remember those talking Ninja Turtle toys? Where you had to pull the plastic thing through the shell and it would sound all garbled? I miss them. Anyway, everyone MUST come and join your friendly neighborhood Bastard Saints on NOVEMBER 22nd at WHEATLAND CHILI HIGHSCHOOL, where we will be performing. It's called WC Rocks and its a competition. We're gonna need all of your guys' support so come and see us and throw your panties and cigarettes at us onstage (the judges like that). We've also moved our practice space over to The Hive, so that we may record and practice much easier (many thanks to our guitar and sound guru, Jimi). Expect a demo from us out hopefully by the end of the year. So mark it on your calenders kiddies, the 22nd. Come and support Three Foot Connection too, which features ex-Saint Jeff Mathias. Also look out in December for a possible show with them. Well, tune in next time, same Bastard time, same Bastard channel. Peace. - Drew
10/22.5/02 - Hey, Drew here. Yes, I'm updating the page again on the same day. To put the viewers worrying to rest, Mr. Jeff Mathias did NOT actually get involved in any Child Pornography scandal. He's actually a very cool guy, you should check out his other band, because we might do a show with them in December. We MAY also be participating In WC ROCKS November 7th, (DREWS BIRTHDAY YAY EVERYONE BUY HIM CIGARETTES!) so be prepared to check us out then. On a side note, Mr. Mathias has been known to steal important medication from the old and elderly because he thinks its funny. Word to your mother. Peace out.- Drew
10/22/02 - Thats right folks, webmaster evil isnt dead, just really really sick. and with this xtra time that ive had you might be thinking "well why hasnt he done anything with the page?" and i say fuck you i did something better. DO you use aim? if not then you wont appreciate what ive done so just stop reading. But if you do then guess what? now you can support your favorite local punk band the bastard saints on your buddy icon!! Ive made two so far and emo is working on doing another one. Just go to the store section (their free but i didnt have anywhere else to put them) and get them for your own.
10/07/02 - Okay. So your friendly neighborhood Bastard Saints have been in a tad bit of a jiffy lately. Jeff Mathias, under extreme pressure from several government organizations, has regretfully quit due to his hobbies which lean toward the area of child pornography. But on another note, we've picked up Mr. Justin "Skid" Rowe. Now i know what about 4 of you might be thinking "Hey, this smells like Strike 10!", but thats completely not true. That's Nick. Practices are beginning to pick up again after a small slump and we've almost got our first cover song finished. We can't tell you because it would take all the fun out of it. It's from the 80's though. SO have fun figuring that one out. Oh yes, we may also have a possible show on holloween. Keep your ears open. Peace out homies, keep it real in the LBC. Word is Bond. - Drew